Using a space heater in my bathroom is one of my happiest joys. I keep my bedroom a lovely 58° and the bathroom is 86° 🙂↕️
January 22, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Using a space heater in my bathroom is one of my happiest joys. I keep my bedroom a lovely 58° and the bathroom is 86° 🙂↕️
I left my coffee at home and don’t have time to get any until noon. I might die
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I left my coffee at home and don’t have time to get any until noon. I might die
Not my “every 6 minute” train coming 35 minutes late
January 20, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Not my “every 6 minute” train coming 35 minutes late
If there’s one thing I’m going to do on a busy subway car, it’s act as seating referee. Your backpack doesn’t get its own seat
January 20, 2026 at 12:54 PM
If there’s one thing I’m going to do on a busy subway car, it’s act as seating referee. Your backpack doesn’t get its own seat
If I have to work today, I’m at least going to be cozy
January 19, 2026 at 4:34 PM
If I have to work today, I’m at least going to be cozy
Making vanilla extract… I’ll see you in 6-12 months 😘
January 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Making vanilla extract… I’ll see you in 6-12 months 😘
istg if I have another ear infection… kaboom
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
istg if I have another ear infection… kaboom
Thought there were only 4 seasons of Grantchester, but there are TEN! time to lock in
January 18, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Thought there were only 4 seasons of Grantchester, but there are TEN! time to lock in
the bliss that comes with DND 😌
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 PM
the bliss that comes with DND 😌
I got some new underwear… who wants to come over and watch me try them on?
January 17, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I got some new underwear… who wants to come over and watch me try them on?
It only took me 35 minutes to gather the strength to get off the sofa to get ready for bed. New Friday night record??
January 17, 2026 at 3:24 AM
It only took me 35 minutes to gather the strength to get off the sofa to get ready for bed. New Friday night record??
I’m a father! Of triplets!
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I’m a father! Of triplets!
Theoretically a morning workout shouldn’t be more difficult, but it really is
January 15, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Theoretically a morning workout shouldn’t be more difficult, but it really is
In bed before 9 and feeling thorgeous 🤩
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
In bed before 9 and feeling thorgeous 🤩
Does gnawing on a baguette count as meal prep?
January 12, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Does gnawing on a baguette count as meal prep?
It’s citrus-palooza!!
January 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
It’s citrus-palooza!!
I worked out two days in a row (thank you to @mallemaroking.bsky.social) and now I’m a sleepy little baby in need of forehead kisses… STAT!
January 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I worked out two days in a row (thank you to @mallemaroking.bsky.social) and now I’m a sleepy little baby in need of forehead kisses… STAT!
Today’s gym cutie spotting - @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social 😘
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Today’s gym cutie spotting - @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social 😘
I know next to nothing about it, and I don’t want to know more, but why are we promoting polymarket?
January 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I know next to nothing about it, and I don’t want to know more, but why are we promoting polymarket?
Why do they keep showing where in the room the nominees are sitting? Why do I need to know the seating arrangement?
January 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Why do they keep showing where in the room the nominees are sitting? Why do I need to know the seating arrangement?
Was completely unaware that the golden globes were tonight
January 12, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Was completely unaware that the golden globes were tonight
Personal space is a suggestion in this house
January 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Personal space is a suggestion in this house
I fucking hate that my brain feels better after working out. Punk ass bullshit.
January 11, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I fucking hate that my brain feels better after working out. Punk ass bullshit.
Me thinks tonight is a night to get in bed at 8:15…
January 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Me thinks tonight is a night to get in bed at 8:15…