Zette
@zette.bsky.social
This is Zette from Key Largo. I’m a diver, a crafter and a disability advocate. Also a critter collector.
Don’t touch my decorative cattle
May 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Don’t touch my decorative cattle
I've had some injustices in my life. Quite a few, frankly. But the worst injustice visited upon me is that recently my allergies are 1000x worse and when I sneeze, I often do the inhale, feel it and it STOPS. Why?? Why god? What have I done to deserve this? why no ah-CHOO. I NEED THE CHOO.
a snowman with an orange nose is standing in the snow near a body of water .
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May 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I've had some injustices in my life. Quite a few, frankly. But the worst injustice visited upon me is that recently my allergies are 1000x worse and when I sneeze, I often do the inhale, feel it and it STOPS. Why?? Why god? What have I done to deserve this? why no ah-CHOO. I NEED THE CHOO.
When you go to lunch with the tallest humans you know and look like a munchkin 🤣
March 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
When you go to lunch with the tallest humans you know and look like a munchkin 🤣
These are not my animals. This is what happens when I leave my front door open 🤣
February 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
These are not my animals. This is what happens when I leave my front door open 🤣
Anyone watching “Scamanda”? For my sdmb pals it reminds me of “blinky” and Wally. People be CRAZY.
a close up of a cat making a surprised face .
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February 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Anyone watching “Scamanda”? For my sdmb pals it reminds me of “blinky” and Wally. People be CRAZY.
PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP
BAAAAAABY CHICKENS
BAAAAAABY CHICKENS
February 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP
BAAAAAABY CHICKENS
BAAAAAABY CHICKENS
Capybara…capybara capybara capybara capybara
a cartoon of a capybara with the words you 've just been capybara 'd below it
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February 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Capybara…capybara capybara capybara capybara
Regarding the water coloring: the item I linked comes with 25 pages to paint and they fade back to completely white within an hour! Use again and again. Today I painted the octopus because I wanted to see him again. Excellent for anxiety, also.
February 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Regarding the water coloring: the item I linked comes with 25 pages to paint and they fade back to completely white within an hour! Use again and again. Today I painted the octopus because I wanted to see him again. Excellent for anxiety, also.
Here’s an item I got for my mother in law with dementia. Bonus: it’s fun when you’re super high, also.
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February 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Here’s an item I got for my mother in law with dementia. Bonus: it’s fun when you’re super high, also.
amzn.to/41eG8xG
amzn.to/41eG8xG
Been vaguebooking a bit lately due to serious family drama bullshit (Garl’s mom) but I’m pleased to report that everything came up Zettie and I can finally exhale. 💕 there’s still much to do but the initial hurdle is cleared and Connie will be staying with us. Look at her joy
February 12, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Been vaguebooking a bit lately due to serious family drama bullshit (Garl’s mom) but I’m pleased to report that everything came up Zettie and I can finally exhale. 💕 there’s still much to do but the initial hurdle is cleared and Connie will be staying with us. Look at her joy
Aww it’s mango and pengo
February 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Aww it’s mango and pengo
Life is hard. It’s hard for everyone at times and it comes in waves but like the tide, it will turn. Here are some prime kitty peets for you to look at while you contemplate that.
February 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Life is hard. It’s hard for everyone at times and it comes in waves but like the tide, it will turn. Here are some prime kitty peets for you to look at while you contemplate that.
I had a great weird Al dream last night. We are such good pals. He was passing through going to a show and apparently just dropped in unannounced. He said he’s afraid of the ocean but might would snorkel with me. We had a lovely chat and off he went. These happen a lot.
Weird Al Weird Al Yankovic GIF
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January 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I had a great weird Al dream last night. We are such good pals. He was passing through going to a show and apparently just dropped in unannounced. He said he’s afraid of the ocean but might would snorkel with me. We had a lovely chat and off he went. These happen a lot.
Actual conversation with this pupper today “do you want to come with me today and ride around in my handbag like crazy rich people except I have Kate Spade and not LV so everyone will think we’re only KEYS rich and not like Paris Hilton rich? Do ya!? Do ya?!”
January 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Actual conversation with this pupper today “do you want to come with me today and ride around in my handbag like crazy rich people except I have Kate Spade and not LV so everyone will think we’re only KEYS rich and not like Paris Hilton rich? Do ya!? Do ya?!”
Walked with Connie (mother in law) to Roswell’s marine park for a sit and chitter chat. Much needed.
January 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Walked with Connie (mother in law) to Roswell’s marine park for a sit and chitter chat. Much needed.
Imma print this out for my next few weeks to get through. One day at a time, right friends?
January 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Imma print this out for my next few weeks to get through. One day at a time, right friends?
When you’re going through hell, keep going. This too shall pass. I don’t mean to vague post but I don’t get his to make things private and it’s not public stuff. That annoys me
a cartoon fish with big eyes and the words just keep swimming below it .
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January 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
When you’re going through hell, keep going. This too shall pass. I don’t mean to vague post but I don’t get his to make things private and it’s not public stuff. That annoys me
Things I never thought I’d do again: thaw frozen pipes. Fuck NY in winter right in the ice hole. Just. No. Pop seems better so I’m glad to be leaving tomorrow. I’m bloody exhausted.
elsa from frozen is holding a blue crab
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January 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Things I never thought I’d do again: thaw frozen pipes. Fuck NY in winter right in the ice hole. Just. No. Pop seems better so I’m glad to be leaving tomorrow. I’m bloody exhausted.
I have no idea if we can make things “friends” only but just saying I’m going through the shit like you wouldn’t believe. I cried to my dietician today and my health is fine, it’s everything else. Yes I’m seeing my shrink and therapist. I don’t know what I need but I need a lot of it. 💕
January 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I have no idea if we can make things “friends” only but just saying I’m going through the shit like you wouldn’t believe. I cried to my dietician today and my health is fine, it’s everything else. Yes I’m seeing my shrink and therapist. I don’t know what I need but I need a lot of it. 💕
I cannot with fb. Anyone know how to download all of your photos? Or do I hire someone to save them all for me? I’m over it. Meantime I’m in NY trying to help my father, who half wants help and half just wants to sleep forever. This is some hard times for me, please send your best and critter pics
a dog sitting on a beach looking out over the ocean
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January 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I cannot with fb. Anyone know how to download all of your photos? Or do I hire someone to save them all for me? I’m over it. Meantime I’m in NY trying to help my father, who half wants help and half just wants to sleep forever. This is some hard times for me, please send your best and critter pics
It’s funny because it’s true. FUCK
January 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It’s funny because it’s true. FUCK