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hαrlαn
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it tastes good i did well! :)
this is the first year im making turkey etc for thanksgiving by myself. we'll see how much i complain once im actually cooking but i am at least kind of excited about it
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
have said "snom my belom" to my desk snom so many times that his name is just Lom now
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this is the first year im making turkey etc for thanksgiving by myself. we'll see how much i complain once im actually cooking but i am at least kind of excited about it
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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I've been feeling really irritable and doomed lately. Hope they find a cure for that.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
i am wishing the person who currently has the library book i reserved a very Return Your Damn Book It Is Overdue
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if i was a cro-magnon hunter i would use my unusual waking hours to catch and kill big game unawares, earning the adoration of my village
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
act iv scene iv of richard iii holyyyy shit
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
i have orange juice rn so i tried this with hojicha instead. fucks hard
just added some matcha into my apple-mango juice and oh fuck this is good
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
imagine how powerful id be on eight hours of sleep
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
STARTING RICHARD III NOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT MADE GLORIOUS SUMMER BABYYYYY
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
anyway i have now finished reading the henry vi trilogy. honestly probably my least favorite shakespeares (the first one especially is Rough) but there are still some crazy good parts. particularly from richard iii and margaret of anjou. bars bars bars, for example
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
and thou what
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
liquid swords would be SUCH a good stand name
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"guy with an estranged parent" + "unrelated guy who was actually raised by that estranged parent" is a very underrated dynamic
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 AM
they never have ice types on pokemon concierge. show me my baby snom
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
ive been trying to avoid adding new pony by bob dylan to the steel ball run playlist because it is less about horses than about hating women but the more i listen to it i think there is actually a reasonably strong chance they use it as the anime credits song
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
it's so funny that im developing one of those Gray Streaks That Show You've Seen Some Shit but it's from, like, tariffs
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
holy shit i just remembered what this week is: I SURVIVED THE JOJO HIATUS
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
just added some matcha into my apple-mango juice and oh fuck this is good
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
aspersions have to be one of the top things to cast
November 19, 2025 at 10:32 AM
why is it that streaming services will happily tell you how many times a song has been streamed but never list play counts for podcasts. this is mystifying to me
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
still a proud member of the clair obscur haters club 🫡
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
beautiful day in my illicit weapons research lab in soviet uzbekistan until some dipshit american bleeding through his camo gear starts crawling backwards across the floor
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i find it soooooo weird how many companies are clearly using chatgpt for press releases now like do you not know enough about your own product to promote it effectively? can we be sure that you're even giving us accurate information about your own product?
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
one special talent i have is that if i have one single idea i can spin it out into a detailed narrative with settings and characters extremely quickly, and then i do nothing with it
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM