Can’t wear a shirt the bitches lift it all up 😝

Fun fact: nobody in jail celebrates April Fool’s Day

I don’t make the rules- you dumped me so now i get to hit on your mom 🤷🏼‍♀️🥰

The HEB on congress and oltorf before she got surgery will live forever in my memory as a liminal space. I go to her now but i still feel like i could go to the old one. I remember it so distinctly. I wonder how long i will.

Do rosary anal beads not exist actually? Or im just supposed to put an actual rosary up my ass? Asking for art reasons.

Chappell roan is cocomelon for gen z girls

Perfume im wearing to court tomorrow:
Mugler Alien Goddess bc i do not accept the human laws and court system as my reality
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Saint by KVD bc im innocent of alleged crimes

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Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat

Who is this diva?

Listening to aphex twin in my victorias secret pajamas while putting my hair in pillow rollers and pretending i am a cunty stepford wife robot. Clean sheets, clean dogs, & a space heater await me.

Not 6000 unread emails 😫 *reads lesbian fashion history book instead of emails*

My great aunt just called me and told me her mom (my great grandma) was one of the first latina women to dance at the playboy club in the 60s 😭😭😭 whatttt how did they keep this showgirl history from me 🤯