Zebra Muscles
@zebramuscles.bsky.social
Afterparty Elegance Magician
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Zebra Muscles
@zebramuscles.bsky.social
· Jan 30
I enjoy the quiet here—no dime-a-dozen influencers, no sketchy ads, and no gearheads flaunting their insecurities. Just me, like Cobra Commander, lounging in a Barcalounger by the fireplace inside the Terror Drome.
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Salt Bae became in charge of the FAA
February 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Salt Bae became in charge of the FAA
In Soviet USA you don't get cuts on taxes. Taxes cut you.
February 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
In Soviet USA you don't get cuts on taxes. Taxes cut you.
The bar I get food from always asks if I want my beer in a pint or 22 ounces. Next time, I’m just gonna say, “Keep the girth, add some inches.” Like W.C. Fields
February 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The bar I get food from always asks if I want my beer in a pint or 22 ounces. Next time, I’m just gonna say, “Keep the girth, add some inches.” Like W.C. Fields
One word to describe The United States political climate.
Mukbang
Mukbang
February 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
One word to describe The United States political climate.
Mukbang
Mukbang
Who the fuck walks around eating enchiladas? Me.
February 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Who the fuck walks around eating enchiladas? Me.
My DJ career is SKYROCKETING! Said not me.
February 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
My DJ career is SKYROCKETING! Said not me.
Noticing a disturbing trend of older male ponytails.
February 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Noticing a disturbing trend of older male ponytails.
Tommy Tuberville is Hanover Fiste.
February 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Tommy Tuberville is Hanover Fiste.
Getting to that age Mixmag is gonna have a regular obituaries section.
February 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Getting to that age Mixmag is gonna have a regular obituaries section.
I enjoy the quiet here—no dime-a-dozen influencers, no sketchy ads, and no gearheads flaunting their insecurities. Just me, like Cobra Commander, lounging in a Barcalounger by the fireplace inside the Terror Drome.
January 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I enjoy the quiet here—no dime-a-dozen influencers, no sketchy ads, and no gearheads flaunting their insecurities. Just me, like Cobra Commander, lounging in a Barcalounger by the fireplace inside the Terror Drome.
Purchased and flipped this record at least a dozen times. Not expensive but just fun when people who've been looking for it get it from me.
January 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Purchased and flipped this record at least a dozen times. Not expensive but just fun when people who've been looking for it get it from me.
My customer service personality and work spirit animal is...
January 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My customer service personality and work spirit animal is...
You're just mad I can eat more potatoes than you.
January 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
You're just mad I can eat more potatoes than you.
