Ohhhhh everyone was dead the whole tiiiiime. Very cool very neat. Or in other words: NOTHING WE WATCHED MATTERED #svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Ohhhhh everyone was dead the whole tiiiiime. Very cool very neat. Or in other words: NOTHING WE WATCHED MATTERED #svengoolie
I’d joke about these idiots suddenly taking charge of investigating this mystery, but on second thought they DO look like the Scooby gang #svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I’d joke about these idiots suddenly taking charge of investigating this mystery, but on second thought they DO look like the Scooby gang #svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
You know there’s “slow burn” and then there’s forgetting to have a plot, and this movie is walking the razors edge of that line #svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 2:15 AM
You know there’s “slow burn” and then there’s forgetting to have a plot, and this movie is walking the razors edge of that line #svengoolie
Bro called himself “gen Y” there’s not a chance in hell this script was written by anyone under 60 #svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Bro called himself “gen Y” there’s not a chance in hell this script was written by anyone under 60 #svengoolie
Business Class cramming FOUR seats together, I see we’re getting the Spirit experience in this movie #svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Business Class cramming FOUR seats together, I see we’re getting the Spirit experience in this movie #svengoolie
You know, I’m just realizing that at no point in this movie are we given Cushing’s motivations, besides being a weird collector guy. Why is this happening, why have we descended to madness? Because he was bored I guess! #svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 3:10 AM
You know, I’m just realizing that at no point in this movie are we given Cushing’s motivations, besides being a weird collector guy. Why is this happening, why have we descended to madness? Because he was bored I guess! #svengoolie
THRILL as Peter Cushing reads silently to himself for five minutes straight! #svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
THRILL as Peter Cushing reads silently to himself for five minutes straight! #svengoolie
“De Sade was much worse than mad. He was possessed. Possessed by an evil, sexy spirit”
“What?”
“What?”
#svengoolie
“What?”
“What?”
#svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
“De Sade was much worse than mad. He was possessed. Possessed by an evil, sexy spirit”
“What?”
“What?”
#svengoolie
“What?”
“What?”
#svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I don’t know if it’s the smartest idea to open your secret book safe directly in front of the sketchy black market antiques dealer #svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I don’t know if it’s the smartest idea to open your secret book safe directly in front of the sketchy black market antiques dealer #svengoolie
How convenient, it’s a picture book…oh no it’s a picture book #svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 1:29 AM
How convenient, it’s a picture book…oh no it’s a picture book #svengoolie
Robert Englund with a Vampira anecdote long winded enough to be worthy of The Aristocrats #svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Robert Englund with a Vampira anecdote long winded enough to be worthy of The Aristocrats #svengoolie
I was gonna make a joke about this guy keeling over for not ventilating those acid fumes, but that’s just what happens haha #svengoolie #theSkull
January 11, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I was gonna make a joke about this guy keeling over for not ventilating those acid fumes, but that’s just what happens haha #svengoolie #theSkull
Ah I see we’ve turned the classic “stumble onto all the bodies” slasher trope into a dry accounting exercise, very fun! #thelastdrivein #mutantfam #dontgointhewoods
January 10, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Ah I see we’ve turned the classic “stumble onto all the bodies” slasher trope into a dry accounting exercise, very fun! #thelastdrivein #mutantfam #dontgointhewoods
It’s certainly a choice to grind everything to a complete halt by having the main characters find safety, only to cut back to even more characters who still need to get killed. It’s like throwing up, passing out, & getting a second wind. Go home movie you’re drunk #thelastdrivein #mutantfam
January 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
It’s certainly a choice to grind everything to a complete halt by having the main characters find safety, only to cut back to even more characters who still need to get killed. It’s like throwing up, passing out, & getting a second wind. Go home movie you’re drunk #thelastdrivein #mutantfam
I do think it’s very funny that on day one the campers said they’re heading for a cabin and they’ll reach it by morning, and then it NEVER comes up again. It’s day three and there are so far zero cabins! #thelastdrivein #mutantfam #dontgointhewoods
January 10, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I do think it’s very funny that on day one the campers said they’re heading for a cabin and they’ll reach it by morning, and then it NEVER comes up again. It’s day three and there are so far zero cabins! #thelastdrivein #mutantfam #dontgointhewoods
OH my god, this movie was LITERALLY scotch taped together that is incredible! #TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam #dontgointhewoods
January 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
OH my god, this movie was LITERALLY scotch taped together that is incredible! #TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam #dontgointhewoods
Any time this movie gets even slightly bored, it panics and introduces another group of characters. At this pace, our cast is going to contain half the population of Utah
#TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam
#TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam
January 10, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Any time this movie gets even slightly bored, it panics and introduces another group of characters. At this pace, our cast is going to contain half the population of Utah
#TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam
#TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam
ZERO breasts in the rundown? Clearly Darcy is making up for that, it all makes sense now haha
#TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam #joebob
#TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam #joebob
January 10, 2026 at 4:46 AM
ZERO breasts in the rundown? Clearly Darcy is making up for that, it all makes sense now haha
#TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam #joebob
#TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam #joebob
Rich girl getting her shit kicked in before the priest is killed feels appropriately karmic, given how openly creepy she was the entire movie lol
#TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam #joebob
#TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam #joebob
January 10, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Rich girl getting her shit kicked in before the priest is killed feels appropriately karmic, given how openly creepy she was the entire movie lol
#TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam #joebob
#TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam #joebob
Quick recap of what happened:
She killed a guy, ran away scared into the woods, the evil guy helped hid the body, she ran to a woman’s house, killed her, ran scared into the woods, the evil guy visited the house, she ran all the way back to the same house, and dragged him off to go back.
#svengoolie
She killed a guy, ran away scared into the woods, the evil guy helped hid the body, she ran to a woman’s house, killed her, ran scared into the woods, the evil guy visited the house, she ran all the way back to the same house, and dragged him off to go back.
#svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Quick recap of what happened:
She killed a guy, ran away scared into the woods, the evil guy helped hid the body, she ran to a woman’s house, killed her, ran scared into the woods, the evil guy visited the house, she ran all the way back to the same house, and dragged him off to go back.
#svengoolie
She killed a guy, ran away scared into the woods, the evil guy helped hid the body, she ran to a woman’s house, killed her, ran scared into the woods, the evil guy visited the house, she ran all the way back to the same house, and dragged him off to go back.
#svengoolie
“Good news! It’s a suppository!”
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
“Good news! It’s a suppository!”
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
Boyfriend is like, “wait I know a guy who might know something about this. …He runs a pawn shop” #svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Boyfriend is like, “wait I know a guy who might know something about this. …He runs a pawn shop” #svengoolie
“Happy Birthday darling. I got you a ring pop” #svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
“Happy Birthday darling. I got you a ring pop” #svengoolie