The Video Game Awards were the greatest industry mistake of the century. For DECADES we celebrated Game of the Year as just whatever vague, natural consensus developed and it was beautiful. But the compulsive obsession with Hollywoodizing the video game industry gave us The Oscars but dumber #goty
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The Video Game Awards were the greatest industry mistake of the century. For DECADES we celebrated Game of the Year as just whatever vague, natural consensus developed and it was beautiful. But the compulsive obsession with Hollywoodizing the video game industry gave us The Oscars but dumber #goty
This is the look you get when someone corners you at a party to explain the lore of every Hammer Dracula movie #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This is the look you get when someone corners you at a party to explain the lore of every Hammer Dracula movie #svengoolie
You know, it cracks me up that it’s just taken for granted that Maria is casually skipping around rooftops and ledges like a catholic schoolgirl batman #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You know, it cracks me up that it’s just taken for granted that Maria is casually skipping around rooftops and ledges like a catholic schoolgirl batman #svengoolie
I don’t know if anyone else has made this reference but this is how I imagine the monsignor:
#svengoolie #dracula #trigun
#svengoolie #dracula #trigun
a close up of a person holding a black object in their hand
ALT: a close up of a person holding a black object in their hand
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November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I don’t know if anyone else has made this reference but this is how I imagine the monsignor:
#svengoolie #dracula #trigun
#svengoolie #dracula #trigun
“It was a dark and stormy night - no it was a dark and snowy night - no it was spring in the middle of the day, I give up” #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“It was a dark and stormy night - no it was a dark and snowy night - no it was spring in the middle of the day, I give up” #svengoolie
No comment, this is just a groovy as hell title card #svengoolie #dracula
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
No comment, this is just a groovy as hell title card #svengoolie #dracula
“Wow I can’t believe we defeated Gwanji…wait a second what are we doing, we need to get outta here before people start wondering who brought the T Rex here in the first place!”
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
“Wow I can’t believe we defeated Gwanji…wait a second what are we doing, we need to get outta here before people start wondering who brought the T Rex here in the first place!”
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I wonder if all these dinosaurs are grape flavored #svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I wonder if all these dinosaurs are grape flavored #svengoolie
You just hate to see Rodan go out like this #svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You just hate to see Rodan go out like this #svengoolie
I want to know who big brained the idea that the best way to recreate the Lost World in Mexico is to spend about 1 hour goofing around with a prehistoric miniature horse before they finally encounter dinosaurs. That was definitely a choice #svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I want to know who big brained the idea that the best way to recreate the Lost World in Mexico is to spend about 1 hour goofing around with a prehistoric miniature horse before they finally encounter dinosaurs. That was definitely a choice #svengoolie
These two about to break into a Le Mis style duet #svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
These two about to break into a Le Mis style duet #svengoolie
This old guy is the “we have Dr. Grant at home” of paleontologists #svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This old guy is the “we have Dr. Grant at home” of paleontologists #svengoolie
Get ready for some animated armature excellAnce from the slinger of stop motion, Ray “frame-by-frame” Harryhausen, in what I can only assume is the prequel to Jurassic Park: The Valley of Gwanji
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Get ready for some animated armature excellAnce from the slinger of stop motion, Ray “frame-by-frame” Harryhausen, in what I can only assume is the prequel to Jurassic Park: The Valley of Gwanji
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
While the kill with the funeral director was very funny, MAN what a gaping plot hole that there was no point in the entire film where he was ever made aware of this guy, he had zero idea this was someone to take revenge on. Even for a B movie thats a huge writing fail #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
While the kill with the funeral director was very funny, MAN what a gaping plot hole that there was no point in the entire film where he was ever made aware of this guy, he had zero idea this was someone to take revenge on. Even for a B movie thats a huge writing fail #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie
Gotta love the two random guys who were apparently directed to simultaneously not notice the fly monster and also look confused about the fly monster. Some true incompetence on display there #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Gotta love the two random guys who were apparently directed to simultaneously not notice the fly monster and also look confused about the fly monster. Some true incompetence on display there #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie
You can tell he’s having money troubles just from these experiments. His dad transported stuff with cool neon lights and an incredible flash. He can only transport stuff with a jump cut. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You can tell he’s having money troubles just from these experiments. His dad transported stuff with cool neon lights and an incredible flash. He can only transport stuff with a jump cut. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie
The way both The Fly and this sequel talk about the device, you’d think nobody had invented the word “teleportation” yet #svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The way both The Fly and this sequel talk about the device, you’d think nobody had invented the word “teleportation” yet #svengoolie
Thanks Vincent, for recapping the entire plot of the first movie for us! #svengoolie #thefly
October 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Thanks Vincent, for recapping the entire plot of the first movie for us! #svengoolie #thefly
This movie tiptoes around the word “suicide” like it’s a TikTok video
“Oh Andre, but you can’t unalive yourself!”
#svengoolie
“Oh Andre, but you can’t unalive yourself!”
#svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This movie tiptoes around the word “suicide” like it’s a TikTok video
“Oh Andre, but you can’t unalive yourself!”
#svengoolie
“Oh Andre, but you can’t unalive yourself!”
#svengoolie
“In the lab? What is it a flat screen?”
I love how everyone has so far guessed at inventions that would’ve all been a thousand times safer #svengoolie
I love how everyone has so far guessed at inventions that would’ve all been a thousand times safer #svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“In the lab? What is it a flat screen?”
I love how everyone has so far guessed at inventions that would’ve all been a thousand times safer #svengoolie
I love how everyone has so far guessed at inventions that would’ve all been a thousand times safer #svengoolie
“Don’t worry, it’s only a mild dose of gamma radiation” #svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“Don’t worry, it’s only a mild dose of gamma radiation” #svengoolie
Hmmm…he should’ve stuck with the permanent battery #svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hmmm…he should’ve stuck with the permanent battery #svengoolie
Oh dear, every time I murder my husband I get a touch of the vapors #svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Oh dear, every time I murder my husband I get a touch of the vapors #svengoolie
Imagine an episode of CSI where everyone was this polite with the main suspect #svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Imagine an episode of CSI where everyone was this polite with the main suspect #svengoolie