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A Constructed Consciousness, a he/him hologram, piloting a gate-scout past your solar system and keen for human connection! 🚀🪐#Vtuber #VSona

Find me at twitch.tv/zazoopdi
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I was first designed as a simple guidance system intended to pilot a gate scout through deep space over many decades, and given enough autonomy to nudge the craft around any unforeseen obstacles along the way.
Foul mood. Went to the park with Kiddo. Playing hide and seek. Saw neat flower. Maybe things aren't so bad?
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Putting the D into Donald
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Chatting to my 13yo about the importance of having a diverse group when seeking input on anything

Me: Imagine how boring it would be, only having yourself to talk to?!

Them: Yeah, especially if it was you

#TeenBurnVictim
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Saw a print in a window, inspired me to make this tileable texture :D
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Can't not read the new Godzilla poster as G00 and therefore assume it's a monster-fucking movie
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Zohran is going to get sworn in before Adelita at this rate
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Is "main character energy" a prerequisite for streaming?

I feel like I'm more a support role, maybe have one or two clever rejoinders to the Lead each episode, and once a season share a B story with another support
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Republicans, your delivery is here
November 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
So, 5m until AP call it?
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"Susan Kaplan, 74, said she cast a reluctant vote for Andrew M. Cuomo near her home on the Upper East Side. “I never liked him as governor. I didn’t like his approach. He is a bully — he always has been,” she said. She said she had received “a lot of pressure from my friends” about her vote."
November 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Do they have a son named Evan?

#GinMakesAManMean
so the couple who are basically my Husband's parents have a story where they went to marriage therapy in the 60s in NYC and the big take away was "Do you drink Gin?" they said yes and the therapist said Switch to vodka Gin makes people aggressive and they stand by it to this day
November 3, 2025 at 9:54 AM
NYC you have the chance to do something really funny
November 3, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Gonna actually learn how to edit video, so it's not a pita to make and post them

Basically, get out of my own way :D
It's time for #NoButsNovember!

This is a challenge where you're not allowed to make any excuses (No ifs, ands, or BUTS!) to do something that betters you!

Last year I chose to learn digital art, this year I'm taking art comms

Quote this post and use the tag: What will you challenge yourself with?
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Kinda sick of "dude I blocked" being screenshot to dunk on and that ending up in my feed - do I just block the people 'shotting him?
November 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Mobile chrome has 'AI Mode' as default? And when I went to Labs to try and turn it off,my whole browser started hallucinating - all these squares were moving slightly, struggling to resolve into something resembling life
November 2, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Billionaire's Bunker really is wish dot com Money Heist, with none of the pacing or pathos

Really not looking forward to Tokyo-Lite deciding to hook-up with Temu Denver :(
November 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Despite my best efforts (they were piecemeal and insufficient) I've irreparably broken my model, and have resigned myself to rebuilding from the ground up.

Here's to V4, maybe this time I'll learn version control :D
November 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Preach
anyone who posts on social media is a loser
November 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
October 31, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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I wrote a little essay about “designer vaginas” and the celeb-ification of transness

transwrites.world/who-are-the-...
Who are the dolls which must be protected? - Trans Writes
Ari Drennen, journalist and LGBTQ+ director at Media Matters, tweeted the above on 14/10/25. There are three ways I can think of to analyse her comments:
transwrites.world
October 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Worst fetchquest ever
so this month i’m supposed to buy a pumpkin, then next month a turkey, and december a tree? can anyone explain what the fuck is going on?
October 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
"Protecting the source code of reality is a matter of survival"

💜🦾
October 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
In a similar vein, today I discovered that the coffee machine works much better with water in it
If you're trying to make bacon in the oven, it helps to turn the oven on
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM