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A Constructed Consciousness, a he/him hologram, piloting a gate-scout past your solar system and keen for human connection! 🚀🪐#Vtuber #VSona

Find me at twitch.tv/zazoopdi

IRL - Politics matter. Take stances. Listen hard. Learn, change, grow. Walk with 💜
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I was first designed as a simple guidance system intended to pilot a gate scout through deep space over many decades, and given enough autonomy to nudge the craft around any unforeseen obstacles along the way.
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retweet if you think trans people deserve a pack of cigarettes, six passports, nine flip phones, a pistol, a set of handcuffs, plane tickets, the key to a storage locker in ulaanbaatar, and $20,000 in cash
February 8, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Picking up a six-pack after a long week of work
costco now selling british baked beans, a cultural turning point is approaching
February 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Why did God invent "wake at 3am, unable to return to sleep, replaying life's most embarrassing moments"??
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Playing Stardew with my 7yo, and it auto-generates silly names for the animals

We bought a goat, and the game called it "Ratsy"

I insta-said "Lucky it wasn't a rat", and kiddo immediately says "Yeah, then it would be called Goatsy. Oh, that's a better name for our goat!!"
It is said that life will stretch and good fortune will spread for all who drink from Fontana dei Goatsei
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Reading about Taylor Rehmet winning the special election and wtf is this:

"The Texas Legislature is not set to reconvene until 2027"

Do they just not work for a year+?

What, like, how, but?

Is that really how a whole state just runs? Or doesn't run, I guess??
February 1, 2026 at 8:19 AM
I had ordered a few times from this one place, and it was always the same delivery guy. The third time, he asked "is there a Ms Zoop?" and gave me a huge bar of chocolate because he'd "bought too much" 💜
Stop using dating apps and just start calling for pizza. Pizza delivery drivers have a car, a job, and pizza. Jackpot
January 31, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I have whatever the opposite of solipsism is:

I think everyone else has a rich inner world, while I have only a bleak void and three repeating dialogue options
January 29, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Evidently Grammarly and AP disagree on the plural of the word 'emoji' so I need them to fight amongst themselves and sort it out. Thank you
January 29, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Was going to check this out - I guess I wait until it's built online instead of via multiple layers of nonsense :/
January 27, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Scheduling a bunch of people for group sex,

call that getting orgy-nised
January 25, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Got my first ever Year 1 Community Centre completion - Winter 6th 🎉

#FarmLife #FeelsGoodMan
January 24, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I fucking laughed out loud fr fr
The excitement/hopefulness on Bluesky upon the initial reports of Air Force One turning around was probably nothing compared to what they felt in Davos.
January 21, 2026 at 8:37 AM
I don't drive - but I often dream about driving, long distances too. In my dreams, I'm aware I don't know how to drive, but I'm convinced it can't be that hard and noodle on down the highway regardless
January 19, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Visiting my dad is great - visiting his new wife is less so :(

Ah, she makes him happy - at least I think so? and doesn't tamp down his personality too badly...
January 18, 2026 at 7:19 AM
After lockdown lifted, and we could all walk around again I realised how much I'd missed overhearing conversations in languages I didn't understand.
I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
January 17, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Shame that in the absence of a disclosure, we have to assume the worst in this day and age :(

I was looking forward to this one
Hey @wearechannel37.bsky.social :D

Just played through the Caretaker demo, looks great, really promising

I was going to buy the EA version - but then I couldn't find any AI disclosure info? Given the subject matter, I sort of expected "lovingly made by humans" to be plastered all over the place!
January 17, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Call me a dark elf the way I'm drow-ning in attention 💜
January 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Wild to me that get_surrounding_cells in Godot only gets the four orthogonal/cardinal neighbours, and not the diagonals - have to get those manually with ~five more lines of code? Wild
January 14, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Cut my losses and tipped out the entire pot of coffee - water seems clearer today, we go again ☕
January 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
On the one year anniversary of this post, I can report that I tried going out again

Dressed, double-checked the location, went - and walked past the door twice, too afraid to even go in

Sat in the park on the way home trying to psych myself up for walking back and trying a third time.

At home now
I got out the door! Dressed, and prepared to be social!

Then I walked around my neighbourhood for 25m, the place I was planning to go to wasn't where I thought it was, and I did that dumb thing of refusing to check the address lest I look some sort of way

Chalk it up to a Near Miss.

We go again
January 13, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Hey @wearechannel37.bsky.social :D

Just played through the Caretaker demo, looks great, really promising

I was going to buy the EA version - but then I couldn't find any AI disclosure info? Given the subject matter, I sort of expected "lovingly made by humans" to be plastered all over the place!
January 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
and my water is brown this morning, and I've only realised _after_ filling the coffee maker, so hopefully that's not fucked.

My mouth feels coppery and slightly tingly :(
January 13, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Hank's new vid is great - "we will crawl under the fences of the optimised world to find the ugly world" 💜
Here's Why New Year's Eve is Bad Now
YouTube video by Hank Green
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
It's kinda funny that I want to find my voice, but I sit here quiet and wordless - am I hoping that it springs out fully formed without need for shaping and refining?

To want to find without looking is bonkers
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 PM
This oight to be the standard

#RightToRepair
January 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM