I’m at the office this morning and while I get it’s Halloween, playing gutteral screams over the cafeteria sound system is not manufacturing the ideal headspace for me to work on my Jira tickets

Having your dad work in an ER is crazy because you’ll be having a great day and then you’ll get a random text from him saying that distant middle school friend you used to Pokémon battle on your sister’s DS with at lunch has been severely hospitalized in a car accident

omg the feeling when Amazon loses my $700 CPU in transit 🥰🥰🥰

ugh, giving your newly hired engineer an intense performance review 2 months into starting is not fun

i hate this industry

begging my boyfriend to bring my package inside

my high school friends and I stay in touch by playing CoD Zombies and writing letters to eachother. In my most recent one I received, my bartender friend made drink recipes based off the perk-a-colas in the game <3