William from Zaun
@zaunpianist.bsky.social
"How do we come back to normal after everything?"
The piano playing soldier of Piltover. Decommissioned and back to his ivory keys.
Courtesy of Fitz
Arcane RP/Parody account. MVRP 18+ MDNI
The piano playing soldier of Piltover. Decommissioned and back to his ivory keys.
Courtesy of Fitz
Arcane RP/Parody account. MVRP 18+ MDNI
Pinned
"A good man went to war.
I don't know who came out."
[Made by @stringcheeseproductions on TikTok]
I don't know who came out."
[Made by @stringcheeseproductions on TikTok]
That's more like it.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
That's more like it.
Sleeping on the bow-wowing.
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Sleeping on the bow-wowing.
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"None. It was poor timing on my part."
He opened a few windows and used a long branch for opening the skylight, he put a towel over his mouth.
"What brings you to my place?"
He opened a few windows and used a long branch for opening the skylight, he put a towel over his mouth.
"What brings you to my place?"
"And did those muffins commit some awful crime to you?" A faint twitch to his lips, observing the mild fire damage and charred remains of aforementioned muffins.
“It’s for the concert success.
Went well. I thought I’d cook myself muffins.”
Went well. I thought I’d cook myself muffins.”
October 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
"None. It was poor timing on my part."
He opened a few windows and used a long branch for opening the skylight, he put a towel over his mouth.
"What brings you to my place?"
He opened a few windows and used a long branch for opening the skylight, he put a towel over his mouth.
"What brings you to my place?"
"...Well, I appreciate that."
“ no. not at all. i’m just not going to force someone to let me drink. ”
"...Uh, I don't have a bad blood smell or something, do I?"
October 14, 2025 at 9:51 AM
"...Well, I appreciate that."
"...Uh, I don't have a bad blood smell or something, do I?"
“ you’re very punny but, no. ”
"More of a /negative/ person?"
October 14, 2025 at 9:49 AM
"...Uh, I don't have a bad blood smell or something, do I?"
"More of a /negative/ person?"
her eyes roll.
“ you aren’t my blood type anyways. ”
“ you aren’t my blood type anyways. ”
"I told myself I needed to buy more stakes... The carpenter guild thought I was nuts."
October 14, 2025 at 9:46 AM
"More of a /negative/ person?"
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"I told myself I needed to buy more stakes... The carpenter guild thought I was nuts."
“ . . . yeah. you are gonna need to wash that well. ”
"So I take it the pocket aioli is just...
Gonna stain the fabric?"
Gonna stain the fabric?"
October 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
"I told myself I needed to buy more stakes... The carpenter guild thought I was nuts."
"So I take it the pocket aioli is just...
Gonna stain the fabric?"
Gonna stain the fabric?"
ivory covered her lips with her hand. trying not to break out into laughter.
“ you’re adorable. ”
“ you’re adorable. ”
He slowly reopened the door; his body completely covered in bandoliers of garlic.
"...Shit."
"...Shit."
October 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
"So I take it the pocket aioli is just...
Gonna stain the fabric?"
Gonna stain the fabric?"
He slowly reopened the door; his body completely covered in bandoliers of garlic.
"...Shit."
"...Shit."
“ you know that’s just in movie, right? ”
He slowly reversed back into his home.
"I DO NOT INVITE YOU IN!!"
"I DO NOT INVITE YOU IN!!"
October 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
He slowly reopened the door; his body completely covered in bandoliers of garlic.
"...Shit."
"...Shit."
He slowly reversed back into his home.
"I DO NOT INVITE YOU IN!!"
"I DO NOT INVITE YOU IN!!"
big brown eyes were still set on him.
"...Sorry, I think you have the wrong address. The hells away from me is about 1700 kilometers that way."
He pointed in a random direction.
He pointed in a random direction.
October 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
He slowly reversed back into his home.
"I DO NOT INVITE YOU IN!!"
"I DO NOT INVITE YOU IN!!"
"...Sorry, I think you have the wrong address. The hells away from me is about 1700 kilometers that way."
He pointed in a random direction.
He pointed in a random direction.
“ blood. ”
“…Ah! Vegetarian. I’ll whip up a salad!”
October 14, 2025 at 9:08 AM
"...Sorry, I think you have the wrong address. The hells away from me is about 1700 kilometers that way."
He pointed in a random direction.
He pointed in a random direction.
“…Ah! Vegetarian. I’ll whip up a salad!”
“ . . . not that either. ”
“Pastries!”
October 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
“…Ah! Vegetarian. I’ll whip up a salad!”
“Pastries!”
. . . no.
For music…?
October 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
“Pastries!”
For music…?
hungry . . .
October 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
For music…?
“It’s for the concert success.
Went well. I thought I’d cook myself muffins.”
Went well. I thought I’d cook myself muffins.”
Does he even want to ask?
October 14, 2025 at 8:39 AM
“It’s for the concert success.
Went well. I thought I’d cook myself muffins.”
Went well. I thought I’d cook myself muffins.”
He grasped his chest over the right side, thinking his heart there.
“Gods almighty! Does anyone knock around here?!”
“Gods almighty! Does anyone knock around here?!”
❪ ⠀. . . ⠀ ❫
Coughs as he puts out a fire in the kitchen.
“Well, guess I’m putting in an order at the bakery.”
“Well, guess I’m putting in an order at the bakery.”
October 14, 2025 at 8:32 AM
He grasped his chest over the right side, thinking his heart there.
“Gods almighty! Does anyone knock around here?!”
“Gods almighty! Does anyone knock around here?!”
Coughs as he puts out a fire in the kitchen.
“Well, guess I’m putting in an order at the bakery.”
“Well, guess I’m putting in an order at the bakery.”
October 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Coughs as he puts out a fire in the kitchen.
“Well, guess I’m putting in an order at the bakery.”
“Well, guess I’m putting in an order at the bakery.”
"Well, it wasn't as fun as I thought it would have been.
The floating was cool though."
The floating was cool though."
"Huh, haven't seen that in a good while."
"Hey! I found my old fairy outfit!"
He whiffed it.
"Woof. Still smells of soil."
He whiffed it.
"Woof. Still smells of soil."
October 9, 2025 at 8:28 AM
"Well, it wasn't as fun as I thought it would have been.
The floating was cool though."
The floating was cool though."
"Hey! I found my old fairy outfit!"
He whiffed it.
"Woof. Still smells of soil."
He whiffed it.
"Woof. Still smells of soil."
October 9, 2025 at 8:25 AM
"Hey! I found my old fairy outfit!"
He whiffed it.
"Woof. Still smells of soil."
He whiffed it.
"Woof. Still smells of soil."
Wishes he'd adopted like his mother suggested.
October 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Wishes he'd adopted like his mother suggested.
Shit…
Out of tequila again.
Out of tequila again.
September 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Shit…
Out of tequila again.
Out of tequila again.
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@stardustempress.bsky.social
||: See what madness unfolds with a simple request?
Quake before the monkey’s paaaaw!!
||: See what madness unfolds with a simple request?
Quake before the monkey’s paaaaw!!
September 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
@stardustempress.bsky.social
||: See what madness unfolds with a simple request?
Quake before the monkey’s paaaaw!!
||: See what madness unfolds with a simple request?
Quake before the monkey’s paaaaw!!