frogs are hilarious they're basically just a mouth that has enough leg attached to throw the mouth at food

true crime girlies when i finally convince them to try hp lovecraft

if mike tyson doesn't win i think we should just kill jake paul anyway

you would not believe your ass

if ten million largemouth bass

my new squink of a manager is unironically using ai for cashier of the month photos. instead of. taking a picture of the cashier?

as someone who wakes up at 4 for work, trust me when i say that doomscrolling until u cant keep ur eyes open only ever feels awful the next morning.
close ur curtains, make ur bed all cozy, focus on ur breathing. u deserve the best sleep, make sure u get it babe

french lofi is the finest musical wine i have ever partaken of

pro tips for life:
make your bed in the morning as soon as you get up. forces you to actually get out of bed instead of rotting, and future you, at the end of a long day will thank you

you know when dr. strange punches u and ur soul leaves ur body for a second? i live there and i need someone to come crush my soul back into my body

in my professional opinion we should all trade music and spotify playlists

welcome to my brain(theres an echo)
i will become immediately attached if u dm me about any of the following subjects:
animals
food
fantasy or sci-fi books
classic movies
animated shows
video games
vr games
psychology
outdated ideas
radical change
room decorating

we should talk we're both so cool

this is my creature
her name is toe

old people are getting so unbelievably exhausting
i had to explain that the cardboard flap on the side of the pin pad informing customers that we now have contactless pay is in fact NOT where you place your card in order to use said contactless pay. multiple. times. theres a fucking arrow on it.