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This week's Gozyuger: Lampshade Hanging Number 1
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This week's Gozyuger: Lampshade Hanging Number 1
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I picked a hell of a series to start following current sentai
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I picked a hell of a series to start following current sentai
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Let's talk about how One Piece became the official anime of The Revolution youtu.be/-VQ3e7YbFmw
One Piece - Official Anime of The Revolution
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October 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Let's talk about how One Piece became the official anime of The Revolution youtu.be/-VQ3e7YbFmw
me @ Hayato Ichimonji
October 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
me @ Hayato Ichimonji
bro Hayato Ichimonji SUUUUCCCCKKKSSS
I had to go to the kamen rider wiki to check if Hongo comes back just to keep myself from dropping the the show
I had to go to the kamen rider wiki to check if Hongo comes back just to keep myself from dropping the the show
October 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
bro Hayato Ichimonji SUUUUCCCCKKKSSS
I had to go to the kamen rider wiki to check if Hongo comes back just to keep myself from dropping the the show
I had to go to the kamen rider wiki to check if Hongo comes back just to keep myself from dropping the the show
I'm going through the original Kamen Rider and here are my thoughts so far:
Takeshi Hongo: "No one will ever love me because of my cyborg implants!"
*does a sick motorcycle wheelie with tears in his eyes*
Hayato Ichimonji: "Feminism is Lame!"
*back-flips through a minefield*
Takeshi Hongo: "No one will ever love me because of my cyborg implants!"
*does a sick motorcycle wheelie with tears in his eyes*
Hayato Ichimonji: "Feminism is Lame!"
*back-flips through a minefield*
October 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I'm going through the original Kamen Rider and here are my thoughts so far:
Takeshi Hongo: "No one will ever love me because of my cyborg implants!"
*does a sick motorcycle wheelie with tears in his eyes*
Hayato Ichimonji: "Feminism is Lame!"
*back-flips through a minefield*
Takeshi Hongo: "No one will ever love me because of my cyborg implants!"
*does a sick motorcycle wheelie with tears in his eyes*
Hayato Ichimonji: "Feminism is Lame!"
*back-flips through a minefield*
You can really tell 2xko is drawing in new people into fighting games because its subreddit is filled with people who don't understand the concept of "an overhead"
October 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
You can really tell 2xko is drawing in new people into fighting games because its subreddit is filled with people who don't understand the concept of "an overhead"
yo fuck the sinner's road holy shit
September 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
yo fuck the sinner's road holy shit
Not only was Tyler Robinson not left-wing, he is the exact voting base Trump has been costing on since 2015.
The isn't just "leopard-eating-my-face party," this is "the leopards I've raised for ten years to vote for me are now eating my face!"
The isn't just "leopard-eating-my-face party," this is "the leopards I've raised for ten years to vote for me are now eating my face!"
September 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Not only was Tyler Robinson not left-wing, he is the exact voting base Trump has been costing on since 2015.
The isn't just "leopard-eating-my-face party," this is "the leopards I've raised for ten years to vote for me are now eating my face!"
The isn't just "leopard-eating-my-face party," this is "the leopards I've raised for ten years to vote for me are now eating my face!"
Utah sounds lovely this time of year
September 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Utah sounds lovely this time of year
I meant to post my Kamen Rider rankings last week with the Gavv finale, but Zeztz ep 1 works too I guess:
1. Geats
2. Gavv
3. Ryuuki
4. Den-O
5. Zeztz (after one episode lol)
6. Zero-One
1. Geats
2. Gavv
3. Ryuuki
4. Den-O
5. Zeztz (after one episode lol)
6. Zero-One
September 7, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I meant to post my Kamen Rider rankings last week with the Gavv finale, but Zeztz ep 1 works too I guess:
1. Geats
2. Gavv
3. Ryuuki
4. Den-O
5. Zeztz (after one episode lol)
6. Zero-One
1. Geats
2. Gavv
3. Ryuuki
4. Den-O
5. Zeztz (after one episode lol)
6. Zero-One
Something about the direction in Zeztz gave me some Zero-One vibes which leaves me with some reservations, but they are doing some pretty cool stuff aesthetically.
They are executing on the idea of a dream-based Kamen Rider exactly how they should be.
They are executing on the idea of a dream-based Kamen Rider exactly how they should be.
September 7, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Something about the direction in Zeztz gave me some Zero-One vibes which leaves me with some reservations, but they are doing some pretty cool stuff aesthetically.
They are executing on the idea of a dream-based Kamen Rider exactly how they should be.
They are executing on the idea of a dream-based Kamen Rider exactly how they should be.
Showa-era Ultraman is wild because every episode is some variation on one of these:
- Ultraman vs the Garbage Alien
- Can Women Shoot Laser Beams??
- the ignorance of humanity will lead to its destruction
- Radioactive Koalas Attack!!!
- Ultraman vs the Garbage Alien
- Can Women Shoot Laser Beams??
- the ignorance of humanity will lead to its destruction
- Radioactive Koalas Attack!!!
August 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Showa-era Ultraman is wild because every episode is some variation on one of these:
- Ultraman vs the Garbage Alien
- Can Women Shoot Laser Beams??
- the ignorance of humanity will lead to its destruction
- Radioactive Koalas Attack!!!
- Ultraman vs the Garbage Alien
- Can Women Shoot Laser Beams??
- the ignorance of humanity will lead to its destruction
- Radioactive Koalas Attack!!!
Guilty Gear Strive 2.0?
What does that MEAN??
What does that MEAN??
August 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Guilty Gear Strive 2.0?
What does that MEAN??
What does that MEAN??
Bro, I NEED to know how they added four characters from Alpha 3 Max into Upper
August 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Bro, I NEED to know how they added four characters from Alpha 3 Max into Upper
My updated rankings for KR:
1. Geats
2. Gavv(so far)
3. Ryuuki
4. Den-O
5. Zero-One
1. Geats
2. Gavv(so far)
3. Ryuuki
4. Den-O
5. Zero-One
June 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My updated rankings for KR:
1. Geats
2. Gavv(so far)
3. Ryuuki
4. Den-O
5. Zero-One
1. Geats
2. Gavv(so far)
3. Ryuuki
4. Den-O
5. Zero-One
Recently finished Kamen Rider Den-O:
The characters are phenomenal, and it could have easily been my favorite series if it cared about its central plot even a little.
The characters are phenomenal, and it could have easily been my favorite series if it cared about its central plot even a little.
June 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Recently finished Kamen Rider Den-O:
The characters are phenomenal, and it could have easily been my favorite series if it cared about its central plot even a little.
The characters are phenomenal, and it could have easily been my favorite series if it cared about its central plot even a little.
Capcom has NO CHOICE but to make Capcom vs. Capcom
June 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Capcom has NO CHOICE but to make Capcom vs. Capcom
Me picking a random streamer so I can get the Marvel Rivals Twitch drops
May 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Me picking a random streamer so I can get the Marvel Rivals Twitch drops
Thank you for all the nothing Vitua Fighter. Very good direct that was not at all pointless.
May 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Thank you for all the nothing Vitua Fighter. Very good direct that was not at all pointless.
Youth is for fucking things up
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Youth is for fucking things up
Thouser wishes he was as brilliant and competent as Bender
We got to this part in our Zero-One watch through so I finally have the chance to re-post this clip I made when I first watched @ichigokittenart.bsky.social @lordofthemoo.bsky.social @xthedarkone.bsky.social
April 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Thouser wishes he was as brilliant and competent as Bender