Zaftig Pink
@zaftigpink.bsky.social
Cartoonist with a naturist bent. Life is absurd, why not be naked for it?
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Follow me:
https://zaftigpink.substack.com/
https://www.planetnude.co/t/nudie-cutie-comics
Buy stuff: sweetteaswamp.redbubble.com
I think "Possibly while stoned" covers that.
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I think "Possibly while stoned" covers that.
The recent article over on @planetnude.co about Naked Kaiju Women by @naturistpunk.bsky.social reminded me of this strip I drew years ago, possibly while stoned. If you fine this amusing, you should go read the article. Even if you don't find it amusing, you should go read the article.
February 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
The recent article over on @planetnude.co about Naked Kaiju Women by @naturistpunk.bsky.social reminded me of this strip I drew years ago, possibly while stoned. If you fine this amusing, you should go read the article. Even if you don't find it amusing, you should go read the article.
Just be naked, just be happy. New design available in my online store.
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February 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Just be naked, just be happy. New design available in my online store.
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1781...
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1781...
A little archery never hurt anyone!
Well, except for King Harold. And a lot of French guys at Agincourt. And Custer.
Archery hurts lots of people!
New strip up on substack. like, subscribe, buy a mug. You know the drill.
Well, except for King Harold. And a lot of French guys at Agincourt. And Custer.
Archery hurts lots of people!
New strip up on substack. like, subscribe, buy a mug. You know the drill.
I shot an arrow into the air
Or, Fletch This.
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February 1, 2026 at 3:23 PM
A little archery never hurt anyone!
Well, except for King Harold. And a lot of French guys at Agincourt. And Custer.
Archery hurts lots of people!
New strip up on substack. like, subscribe, buy a mug. You know the drill.
Well, except for King Harold. And a lot of French guys at Agincourt. And Custer.
Archery hurts lots of people!
New strip up on substack. like, subscribe, buy a mug. You know the drill.
Wishing you were somewhere else? Go for a little journey somewhere warm without ever leaving your chair with this new strip. It's like having the bets of both worlds. Except for the best part.
Hellas, I Must Be Going
Or, It's Cold. Very Cold.
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January 29, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Wishing you were somewhere else? Go for a little journey somewhere warm without ever leaving your chair with this new strip. It's like having the bets of both worlds. Except for the best part.
I stumbled on this collage looking for a file on my hard drive. It stuck me as mildly amusing and I spent way too long wondering where I had found it before remembering that I was the one who made it. I think it holds up as mildly amusing in a very 1987 zine kind of way.
January 27, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I stumbled on this collage looking for a file on my hard drive. It stuck me as mildly amusing and I spent way too long wondering where I had found it before remembering that I was the one who made it. I think it holds up as mildly amusing in a very 1987 zine kind of way.
When is a door not a door? When it's a new strip up over on Substack. Or something. After you've figured it out, subscribe.
I'd Ask You What I've Got in My Pocket if Only I Had Any Pockets
Or, Riddle me this
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January 25, 2026 at 3:01 PM
When is a door not a door? When it's a new strip up over on Substack. Or something. After you've figured it out, subscribe.
Smells like there's a new strip up over on Substack.
Incense and Peppermints
Or, "Sleepers, Awake!" Cries the Strawberry Alarm Clock
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January 22, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Smells like there's a new strip up over on Substack.
I'm back! With a joke that would have been funnier a week ago!
Hem and Hawthorne
Or, Prynne and Proper
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January 18, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I'm back! With a joke that would have been funnier a week ago!
Ooh la la, a wintry minx is coming to pay me a call.
Wait - that’s wintry mix. Goddamanit.
Wait - that’s wintry mix. Goddamanit.
January 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Ooh la la, a wintry minx is coming to pay me a call.
Wait - that’s wintry mix. Goddamanit.
Wait - that’s wintry mix. Goddamanit.
Although having just watched the Starfleet Academy pilot, I definitely have more thoughts about who’s responsible for screwing Star Trek.
January 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Although having just watched the Starfleet Academy pilot, I definitely have more thoughts about who’s responsible for screwing Star Trek.
Just imagine the size of the file they have on Riker.
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Just imagine the size of the file they have on Riker.
Taken together, this seems like good evidence that starfleet has some department whose responsibility it is to track the sex lives of everyone working in the fleet. This makes some sense, as encountering new species, and I mean really encountering new species , could have all kinds of consequences.
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Taken together, this seems like good evidence that starfleet has some department whose responsibility it is to track the sex lives of everyone working in the fleet. This makes some sense, as encountering new species, and I mean really encountering new species , could have all kinds of consequences.
In Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Lt. Ilia states “My oath of celibacy is on record” - presumably meaning on record with starfleet. Later, the U.S.S. Cerritos is described by starfleet officials as “the horniest ship in the fleet.”
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
In Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Lt. Ilia states “My oath of celibacy is on record” - presumably meaning on record with starfleet. Later, the U.S.S. Cerritos is described by starfleet officials as “the horniest ship in the fleet.”
Something a little different from me, new article up over on @planetnude.co on a great science fiction writer who recently passed away, and some of his mind-bending thoughts on bodies, nudity, and saving the whales.
Nude in the moon
What John Varley’s Eight Worlds reveal about nudity and the body
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January 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Something a little different from me, new article up over on @planetnude.co on a great science fiction writer who recently passed away, and some of his mind-bending thoughts on bodies, nudity, and saving the whales.
Wait, I have to shake AND bake? That’s too much work.
January 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Wait, I have to shake AND bake? That’s too much work.
It gets less easy after about the 12th take of running across a field while covered in prosthetic sores.
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
It gets less easy after about the 12th take of running across a field while covered in prosthetic sores.
There's a New Year a'comin', perhaps not a moment too soon. Get a little resolve going and head over to a new strip up on Substack. Maybe one of those resolutions can be to become a paid subscriber.
Wishing you all a happy new year
With a little cowboy wisdom to bring it in
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December 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
There's a New Year a'comin', perhaps not a moment too soon. Get a little resolve going and head over to a new strip up on Substack. Maybe one of those resolutions can be to become a paid subscriber.
Build some orgone collectors and put those gooners to work to power the AI data centers, that’s what I say.
December 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Build some orgone collectors and put those gooners to work to power the AI data centers, that’s what I say.
A merry carol to round out the year. Season’s greetings, and wishing you all joy and light in the darkest days of the year.
God Rest Ye Nudie Gentlemen
Season's Greetings from Piney Bottoms!
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December 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
A merry carol to round out the year. Season’s greetings, and wishing you all joy and light in the darkest days of the year.