Zaftig Pink
@zaftigpink.bsky.social
Cartoonist with a naturist bent. Life is absurd, why not be naked for it?
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Buy stuff: sweetteaswamp.redbubble.com
Follow me:
https://zaftigpink.substack.com/
https://www.planetnude.co/t/nudie-cutie-comics
Buy stuff: sweetteaswamp.redbubble.com
Wishing you were somewhere else? Go for a little journey somewhere warm without ever leaving your chair with this new strip. It's like having the bets of both worlds. Except for the best part.
Hellas, I Must Be Going
Or, It's Cold. Very Cold.
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January 29, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Wishing you were somewhere else? Go for a little journey somewhere warm without ever leaving your chair with this new strip. It's like having the bets of both worlds. Except for the best part.
I stumbled on this collage looking for a file on my hard drive. It stuck me as mildly amusing and I spent way too long wondering where I had found it before remembering that I was the one who made it. I think it holds up as mildly amusing in a very 1987 zine kind of way.
January 27, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I stumbled on this collage looking for a file on my hard drive. It stuck me as mildly amusing and I spent way too long wondering where I had found it before remembering that I was the one who made it. I think it holds up as mildly amusing in a very 1987 zine kind of way.
When is a door not a door? When it's a new strip up over on Substack. Or something. After you've figured it out, subscribe.
I'd Ask You What I've Got in My Pocket if Only I Had Any Pockets
Or, Riddle me this
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January 25, 2026 at 3:01 PM
When is a door not a door? When it's a new strip up over on Substack. Or something. After you've figured it out, subscribe.
Smells like there's a new strip up over on Substack.
Incense and Peppermints
Or, "Sleepers, Awake!" Cries the Strawberry Alarm Clock
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January 22, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Smells like there's a new strip up over on Substack.
I'm back! With a joke that would have been funnier a week ago!
Hem and Hawthorne
Or, Prynne and Proper
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January 18, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I'm back! With a joke that would have been funnier a week ago!
Ooh la la, a wintry minx is coming to pay me a call.
Wait - that’s wintry mix. Goddamanit.
Wait - that’s wintry mix. Goddamanit.
January 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Ooh la la, a wintry minx is coming to pay me a call.
Wait - that’s wintry mix. Goddamanit.
Wait - that’s wintry mix. Goddamanit.
In Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Lt. Ilia states “My oath of celibacy is on record” - presumably meaning on record with starfleet. Later, the U.S.S. Cerritos is described by starfleet officials as “the horniest ship in the fleet.”
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
In Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Lt. Ilia states “My oath of celibacy is on record” - presumably meaning on record with starfleet. Later, the U.S.S. Cerritos is described by starfleet officials as “the horniest ship in the fleet.”
Something a little different from me, new article up over on @planetnude.co on a great science fiction writer who recently passed away, and some of his mind-bending thoughts on bodies, nudity, and saving the whales.
Nude in the moon
What John Varley’s Eight Worlds reveal about nudity and the body
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January 13, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Something a little different from me, new article up over on @planetnude.co on a great science fiction writer who recently passed away, and some of his mind-bending thoughts on bodies, nudity, and saving the whales.
Wait, I have to shake AND bake? That’s too much work.
January 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Wait, I have to shake AND bake? That’s too much work.
There's a New Year a'comin', perhaps not a moment too soon. Get a little resolve going and head over to a new strip up on Substack. Maybe one of those resolutions can be to become a paid subscriber.
Wishing you all a happy new year
With a little cowboy wisdom to bring it in
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December 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
There's a New Year a'comin', perhaps not a moment too soon. Get a little resolve going and head over to a new strip up on Substack. Maybe one of those resolutions can be to become a paid subscriber.
Build some orgone collectors and put those gooners to work to power the AI data centers, that’s what I say.
December 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Build some orgone collectors and put those gooners to work to power the AI data centers, that’s what I say.
A merry carol to round out the year. Season’s greetings, and wishing you all joy and light in the darkest days of the year.
God Rest Ye Nudie Gentlemen
Season's Greetings from Piney Bottoms!
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December 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
A merry carol to round out the year. Season’s greetings, and wishing you all joy and light in the darkest days of the year.
If Sony Pictures wants to offer me $457 million I’d say we could begin negotiations.
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If Sony Pictures wants to offer me $457 million I’d say we could begin negotiations.
Still shopping for that perfect present? In a year where a dollar doesn't go as far as it used too, we're here to help you get it as far down the road as possible before it sputters and dies. Check out our handy guide to affordable gifts for the nudist in your life!
Affordable Holiday Gifts for Nudists
A Helpful Guide
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December 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Still shopping for that perfect present? In a year where a dollar doesn't go as far as it used too, we're here to help you get it as far down the road as possible before it sputters and dies. Check out our handy guide to affordable gifts for the nudist in your life!
New panel up for all to enjoy over at @planetnude.co. I like how I made this one look like a little snow globe.
Nudie Cutie Comics
"Of Easy Wind and Downy Flake"
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December 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
New panel up for all to enjoy over at @planetnude.co. I like how I made this one look like a little snow globe.
One of the most joyful experiences I’ve ever had in a movie theater was watching When Harry Met Sally in 1989. The entire audience was laughing so hard after the dinner scene we missed half the dialogue in the next scene. Sometimes we are lucky enough to be touched by genius.
December 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
One of the most joyful experiences I’ve ever had in a movie theater was watching When Harry Met Sally in 1989. The entire audience was laughing so hard after the dinner scene we missed half the dialogue in the next scene. Sometimes we are lucky enough to be touched by genius.
No one says “telephone” anymore, everyone just says “phone”. The reason for this is that “tele“ derives from the Greek word for “far”, and these days no one is ever far from their phone.
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
No one says “telephone” anymore, everyone just says “phone”. The reason for this is that “tele“ derives from the Greek word for “far”, and these days no one is ever far from their phone.
Life is like a box of chocolates. New strip up now. Subscribe for hand-dipped goodness every week.
The Creamy Middle
Or, Nuts To You
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December 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Life is like a box of chocolates. New strip up now. Subscribe for hand-dipped goodness every week.
How do you get a one-eyed, red-headed nudist with a
moustache out of a tree? New post up on Substack.
moustache out of a tree? New post up on Substack.
Wrong End Of The Shtick
And a little love for the cornball.
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December 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
How do you get a one-eyed, red-headed nudist with a
moustache out of a tree? New post up on Substack.
moustache out of a tree? New post up on Substack.
Getting into that holiday mood with some seasonally appropriate inebriation? Have a holiday cocktail on us! New strip up over on Substack.
Here We Come A-Wassailing
Or, The Bottom of the Punch Bowl
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December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Getting into that holiday mood with some seasonally appropriate inebriation? Have a holiday cocktail on us! New strip up over on Substack.
It's positively paleo-laughic over on Substack! New strip just posted, plus a recommendation for the greatest burlesque nudie cutie caveman film ever made.
Cave of the Bare Clan
Plus, a Movie Recommendation
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December 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It's positively paleo-laughic over on Substack! New strip just posted, plus a recommendation for the greatest burlesque nudie cutie caveman film ever made.
Enjoy an musical interlude in this week’s Piney Bottoms. And while you’ll have to fill the tune in in your head, we’ll help by giving you those words you’ll always hear when you encounter comic opera on the air and asking you to become a paid subscriber.
The Privates of Penzance
Or, The Slave of Nudie
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November 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Enjoy an musical interlude in this week’s Piney Bottoms. And while you’ll have to fill the tune in in your head, we’ll help by giving you those words you’ll always hear when you encounter comic opera on the air and asking you to become a paid subscriber.
Today we celebrate what seems to have become a national holiday about buying stuff. On the one hand I'm stogy enough to be appalled by the orgy of consumeristic lust being enacted out before us, on the other hand I could use the money so here's a link to my store. Call it polyamorous capitalism.
Zaftig Pink Shop | Redbubble
Zaftig Pink is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.
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November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Today we celebrate what seems to have become a national holiday about buying stuff. On the one hand I'm stogy enough to be appalled by the orgy of consumeristic lust being enacted out before us, on the other hand I could use the money so here's a link to my store. Call it polyamorous capitalism.
Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy some time with your family today, and all that entails.
Family Naturism in America
And Happy Thanksgiving!
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November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy some time with your family today, and all that entails.
For those of you about to embark on an entire week of cooking, get started a little early. New strip up over on Substack.
Thanks, I Think?
Or, Another Jive Turkey
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November 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
For those of you about to embark on an entire week of cooking, get started a little early. New strip up over on Substack.