Zaftig Pink
@zaftigpink.bsky.social
Cartoonist with a naturist bent. Life is absurd, why not be naked for it?
Follow me:
https://zaftigpink.substack.com/
https://www.planetnude.co/t/nudie-cutie-comics
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Follow me:
https://zaftigpink.substack.com/
https://www.planetnude.co/t/nudie-cutie-comics
Buy stuff: sweetteaswamp.redbubble.com
Some jokes never get tired. New strip up over on substack.
Where The Rubber Hits The Road
Or, Maybe Not a Good Year.
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November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Some jokes never get tired. New strip up over on substack.
Ever run into someone you know at the nude beach? New strip up over on substack.
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You Can't Take It With You
So You Might As Well Have It Here
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November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Ever run into someone you know at the nude beach? New strip up over on substack.
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Be naked. Love kittens. New design available in my online store.
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November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Be naked. Love kittens. New design available in my online store.
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1758...
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1758...
There's no evidence of today's strip. Sorry, I mean there's no evidence IN today's strip. Investigate over at Substack, subscribe while you're there.
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Shredagator
Or, The Reptile Brain
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November 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
There's no evidence of today's strip. Sorry, I mean there's no evidence IN today's strip. Investigate over at Substack, subscribe while you're there.
zaftigpink.substack.com/p/shredagator
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Archaeologists in the north of England have unearthed a truly remarkable find - an 800 year old, 20lb wheel of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bog Butter”
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Archaeologists in the north of England have unearthed a truly remarkable find - an 800 year old, 20lb wheel of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bog Butter”
Take a shanter from glen to glen. Or from Glen to Glenda, if that's your preference. New strip up over on Substack.
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The Pipes, The Pipes Are Calling
Or, You'll Have Had Your Teats
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November 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Take a shanter from glen to glen. Or from Glen to Glenda, if that's your preference. New strip up over on Substack.
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A reminder for some of you out there today.
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
A reminder for some of you out there today.
Who doesn't enjoy a bucolic, open-air bath? Anyone whop tries to take on in Piney Bottoms. New strip up over on Substack.
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Rub a Dub Dub
Or, Making A Splash
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November 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Who doesn't enjoy a bucolic, open-air bath? Anyone whop tries to take on in Piney Bottoms. New strip up over on Substack.
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Modern life has us all rushing around. Haven’t had time to put together that perfect Halloween costume for the party at the Nudist club? Don’t worry, here’s a few handy suggestions for costumes you can make from things you probably already have lying around the house!
Last Minute Halloween Costumes For Nudists
Easy Ways To Be The Life Of The Party!
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October 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Modern life has us all rushing around. Haven’t had time to put together that perfect Halloween costume for the party at the Nudist club? Don’t worry, here’s a few handy suggestions for costumes you can make from things you probably already have lying around the house!
Now available for everyone over at @planetnude.co. I'm not sure if I really remember this Hanna-Barbera cartoon from the 70s, or if I just did a lot of drugs in the 70s. Possibly both.
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Nudie Cutie Comics
"Frankie and the Fang Gang"
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October 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Now available for everyone over at @planetnude.co. I'm not sure if I really remember this Hanna-Barbera cartoon from the 70s, or if I just did a lot of drugs in the 70s. Possibly both.
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It's getting spooky down in Piney Bottoms. In that eerie season when the veil begins to thin, you can never be sure what is real and what is imagined, what is true and what is false, and what was in that brownie. New strip up over on substack.
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On Halloween, Strange Things are Seen
Or, Trick Yourself With a Treat
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October 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It's getting spooky down in Piney Bottoms. In that eerie season when the veil begins to thin, you can never be sure what is real and what is imagined, what is true and what is false, and what was in that brownie. New strip up over on substack.
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Ye shall know them by the impressions on their butts. What have you been sitting on? A handy guide for nudists. New strip up[ over on substack.
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What Have You Been Sitting On?
A Handy Guide for Nudists
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October 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Ye shall know them by the impressions on their butts. What have you been sitting on? A handy guide for nudists. New strip up[ over on substack.
zaftigpink.substack.com/p/what-have-...
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Years ago I auditioned for a small role on Star Trek as Borg Nine. Didn’t get it. They said I was too earnest.
October 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Years ago I auditioned for a small role on Star Trek as Borg Nine. Didn’t get it. They said I was too earnest.
Something to remember as we come up on Halloween.
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October 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Something to remember as we come up on Halloween.
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Little Nudenik is back. There’s terror, chaos, and a Chekov’s seltzer bottle sitting on the bar. New post up on substsack. Subscribe while you‘re there.
The Dummy's Curse
Or, A Deviled Egg Cream
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October 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Little Nudenik is back. There’s terror, chaos, and a Chekov’s seltzer bottle sitting on the bar. New post up on substsack. Subscribe while you‘re there.
If you're in that spooky, witch mood, here's a dive into some traditional folk magic spells that require nudity. A spellbinding new post up over on substack.
Witches Without Stitches
A Sampling of Nudity in Folk Magic for Spooky Season
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October 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
If you're in that spooky, witch mood, here's a dive into some traditional folk magic spells that require nudity. A spellbinding new post up over on substack.
How should you enjoy Halloween? Any witch way you can. New design available in my online store.
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October 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
How should you enjoy Halloween? Any witch way you can. New design available in my online store.
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1750...
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1750...
Now available to everyone - New Nudie Cutie Comics over at @planetnude.co. This one is absolutely monstrous.
Nudie Cutie Comics
"The Nude Prometheus"
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October 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Now available to everyone - New Nudie Cutie Comics over at @planetnude.co. This one is absolutely monstrous.
Feeling all washed up? You‘re not the only one. New strip up over on Substack.
Shower The People
Or, Soap on the Ropes
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October 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Feeling all washed up? You‘re not the only one. New strip up over on Substack.
Give 'em fair warning before you have to turn 'em into a toad. In the spirit of this spooky season there's a new design up in my online store.
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October 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Give 'em fair warning before you have to turn 'em into a toad. In the spirit of this spooky season there's a new design up in my online store.
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1749...
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1749...
For those of you following along at home, you can now see all of the Welcome to Piney Bottoms strips in one convenient location.
Welcome to Piney Bottoms | Zaftig’s Pink's Nude for Your Amusement | Zaftig Pink | Substack
Nestled deep in a swamp not quite valuable enough to be a landfill lies America's only Federally protected mosquito sanctuary and nudist resort. Welcome to Piney Bottoms, where you can follow the adve...
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October 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
For those of you following along at home, you can now see all of the Welcome to Piney Bottoms strips in one convenient location.
Thinking about Halloween? Want to be true to yourself and still sport a groovy costume? As always, we're here to help! Check out some of these great nudist costume party ideas. And the paywall is down on this post through October!
Nudist Costume Party Ideas
An Inspiration Board
zaftigpink.substack.com
October 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Thinking about Halloween? Want to be true to yourself and still sport a groovy costume? As always, we're here to help! Check out some of these great nudist costume party ideas. And the paywall is down on this post through October!
Let's celebrate spooky season! The Nerdy Nudists tell stories of Naked Ghosts. Some classic tales of naked haunts from across the world. And the paywall is down for October. Enjoy!
The Nerdy Nudists
Tell Spooky Stories of Naked Ghosts
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October 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Let's celebrate spooky season! The Nerdy Nudists tell stories of Naked Ghosts. Some classic tales of naked haunts from across the world. And the paywall is down for October. Enjoy!
A strip that's absolutely barbarous up over on Substack. And while you're over there, subscribe, by the nipples of Kol-Tar!
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The Mighty Nipples of Kol-Tar
This week we get fantastical
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October 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
A strip that's absolutely barbarous up over on Substack. And while you're over there, subscribe, by the nipples of Kol-Tar!
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