zach
@zactionsurge.bsky.social
turns out it was *i* who lost the game after all
whenever a poor fool decides to take the stall next to me in a public bathroom (a classic blunder), i make sure to shit as loudly and violently as possible to assert fecal dominance
November 18, 2024 at 9:50 PM
whenever a poor fool decides to take the stall next to me in a public bathroom (a classic blunder), i make sure to shit as loudly and violently as possible to assert fecal dominance
just ate breakfast pizza rolls and they tasted so bad i dug the box out of the trash to make sure they weren't edibles
November 16, 2024 at 5:17 AM
just ate breakfast pizza rolls and they tasted so bad i dug the box out of the trash to make sure they weren't edibles
exiting the DMV after arriving late for my appointment, stinking like a mf, on 3 hours of sleep with a new license despite being blind in one eye
a man in a suit is walking down a sidewalk with a tree shadow on his back .
ALT: a man in a suit is walking down a sidewalk with a tree shadow on his back .
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November 6, 2024 at 2:25 PM
exiting the DMV after arriving late for my appointment, stinking like a mf, on 3 hours of sleep with a new license despite being blind in one eye