Not that Zack
@zackmurphy.bsky.social
A bit of this. A dash of that. Stir. Bake. Zack.
In the next 5 years all "mainstream media" will basically be Fox News if Fox News were the centrist pov.
July 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
In the next 5 years all "mainstream media" will basically be Fox News if Fox News were the centrist pov.
Yeah, I keep fighting for trans rights. But one day It'll be worth it.
June 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Yeah, I keep fighting for trans rights. But one day It'll be worth it.
Trans rights are not a "distraction".
June 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Trans rights are not a "distraction".
Pandora curated a Playlist just for me. It's all girl power anthems. I'm starting to think AI is now inside my subconscious.
June 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Pandora curated a Playlist just for me. It's all girl power anthems. I'm starting to think AI is now inside my subconscious.
I have a hard time reading the news. It literally hurts my heart.
May 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I have a hard time reading the news. It literally hurts my heart.
I was going to write a list of everyone we're supposed to fear.
But I thought it would be easier to list all those we're not:
1. Cis white men.
2.
But I thought it would be easier to list all those we're not:
1. Cis white men.
2.
April 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I was going to write a list of everyone we're supposed to fear.
But I thought it would be easier to list all those we're not:
1. Cis white men.
2.
But I thought it would be easier to list all those we're not:
1. Cis white men.
2.
You were out of my league. And I was 20,000 underneath the sea.
April 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You were out of my league. And I was 20,000 underneath the sea.
So his plan was to turn the entire world against us, throw his own country into economical turmoil, then say; that was so much fun, let's do it again in 90 days...
April 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
So his plan was to turn the entire world against us, throw his own country into economical turmoil, then say; that was so much fun, let's do it again in 90 days...
Dear ICE I know that you're looking for antisemitic people to send to the beautiful prison camps in El Salvador. May I direct your attention to a Majorie Taylor Green who says Jews have a, and I quote "Jewish Space Laser!".
April 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Dear ICE I know that you're looking for antisemitic people to send to the beautiful prison camps in El Salvador. May I direct your attention to a Majorie Taylor Green who says Jews have a, and I quote "Jewish Space Laser!".
Soon none of us will be able to visit our Canadian girlfriends.
April 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Soon none of us will be able to visit our Canadian girlfriends.
Showed my children Cory Booker making history.
They could have literally cared less.
They could have literally cared less.
April 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Showed my children Cory Booker making history.
They could have literally cared less.
They could have literally cared less.
Just remember when you're feeling down:
When I'm out walking
I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might stop to check you out.
So, you've got that going for you.
When I'm out walking
I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might stop to check you out.
So, you've got that going for you.
April 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Just remember when you're feeling down:
When I'm out walking
I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might stop to check you out.
So, you've got that going for you.
When I'm out walking
I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might stop to check you out.
So, you've got that going for you.
Taking my daughter to a Transgender Day of Visibility speech tonight. I'm here to support her in every way I can, but I swear if this goes on for more than hour, because I don't want to listen to anyone for longer than an hour. 30 minutes would be preferable.
#TransDayofVisibilty
#TransDayofVisibilty
March 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Taking my daughter to a Transgender Day of Visibility speech tonight. I'm here to support her in every way I can, but I swear if this goes on for more than hour, because I don't want to listen to anyone for longer than an hour. 30 minutes would be preferable.
#TransDayofVisibilty
#TransDayofVisibilty
It's fun to live in a country that is going back in time instead of all that boring forward stuff we'd been doing before.
March 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It's fun to live in a country that is going back in time instead of all that boring forward stuff we'd been doing before.
So, I'm guessing I'm no longer going to be able to visit my Canadian girlfriend...
March 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
So, I'm guessing I'm no longer going to be able to visit my Canadian girlfriend...
I stopped playing bingo years ago. Ain't any of this s*** gonna show up on a normal card.
March 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I stopped playing bingo years ago. Ain't any of this s*** gonna show up on a normal card.
They're morons who are also evil, which definitely make this the darkest timeline. Waiting for them all to start wearing felt goatees when they show up for their hearings.
March 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
They're morons who are also evil, which definitely make this the darkest timeline. Waiting for them all to start wearing felt goatees when they show up for their hearings.
Really trying hard to narrow down the 10 sexiest pokemon. Wish there was somewhere I could discuss it with like-minded trainers.
March 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Really trying hard to narrow down the 10 sexiest pokemon. Wish there was somewhere I could discuss it with like-minded trainers.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Who am I to disagree?
Who am I to disagree?
March 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Who am I to disagree?
Who am I to disagree?
My daughter went to the school nurse complaining about a sore foot. The nurse told her that she needs orthopedic sole inserts. Tomorrow, she'll be fine and will come back home with more expensive medical devices to buy.
March 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My daughter went to the school nurse complaining about a sore foot. The nurse told her that she needs orthopedic sole inserts. Tomorrow, she'll be fine and will come back home with more expensive medical devices to buy.
I haven't yet bought or am planning to purchase a Tesla.
I'll be on the lam dodging Johnny Law"s hot pursuit for my illegal activities.
Tell Elon, "I'm sorry, I didn't know."
I'll be on the lam dodging Johnny Law"s hot pursuit for my illegal activities.
Tell Elon, "I'm sorry, I didn't know."
March 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I haven't yet bought or am planning to purchase a Tesla.
I'll be on the lam dodging Johnny Law"s hot pursuit for my illegal activities.
Tell Elon, "I'm sorry, I didn't know."
I'll be on the lam dodging Johnny Law"s hot pursuit for my illegal activities.
Tell Elon, "I'm sorry, I didn't know."
The only reason Chuck voted yes was so he could still get a check.
March 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The only reason Chuck voted yes was so he could still get a check.
"We can't say 'Enola Gay' because we're 12 years old and gay is stoopid!"
March 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"We can't say 'Enola Gay' because we're 12 years old and gay is stoopid!"
Am I on the Wrestlemania card yet?
March 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Am I on the Wrestlemania card yet?
On the bright side; we're not a fully fascist country... for the next few days at least.
March 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
On the bright side; we're not a fully fascist country... for the next few days at least.