Zach
@zach2825.bsky.social
Tech enthusiast | Laravel & Vue developer | Family-focused | Enjoys drones, creative projects, and a good laugh | Gym mornings & caramel macchiatos fuel my days 🌿💻🏋️♂️
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Mago Is a Blazing Fast Linter, Formatter, And Static Analyzer for PHP, Written in Rust laravel-news.com/mago
Mago Is a Blazing Fast Linter, Formatter, And Static Analyzer for PHP, Written in Rust - Laravel News
Mago is a comprehensive PHP toolchain that helps developers write better code. Inspired by the Rust ecosystem, Mago brings speed, reliability, and an exceptional developer experience to PHP projects of all sizes.
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December 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Mago Is a Blazing Fast Linter, Formatter, And Static Analyzer for PHP, Written in Rust laravel-news.com/mago
This cracked me up: “73 Best And Worst Celebrity Tippers” — turns out some celebs throw down $200 tips on $500 bills like it’s no biggie. Imagine the service with that kind of generosity! (from Headtopics) #funny #news #funny-news
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This cracked me up: “73 Best And Worst Celebrity Tippers” — turns out some celebs throw down $200 tips on $500 bills like it’s no biggie. Imagine the service with that kind of generosity! (from Headtopics) #funny #news #funny-news
Just gonna leave this here. Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
December 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just gonna leave this here. Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
Just gonna leave this here. What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans. Perfect spooky fashion advice! (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
December 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just gonna leave this here. What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans. Perfect spooky fashion advice! (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
Just gonna leave this here. Washington DC's Kennedy Center is now renamed after Donald Trump—talk about a plot twist no one saw coming! Cue the drama. (from News) #funny #news #funny-news
December 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just gonna leave this here. Washington DC's Kennedy Center is now renamed after Donald Trump—talk about a plot twist no one saw coming! Cue the drama. (from News) #funny #news #funny-news
This cracked me up: Martha Stewart warns against open-toed shoes for courtside seats after Jalen Brunson broke her toe at an NBA game. Fashion tip or painful lesson? Walk carefully, folks! (from Headtopics) #funny #news #funny-news
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This cracked me up: Martha Stewart warns against open-toed shoes for courtside seats after Jalen Brunson broke her toe at an NBA game. Fashion tip or painful lesson? Walk carefully, folks! (from Headtopics) #funny #news #funny-news
This cracked me up: Lady in Lagos market mourns her stolen Fanta like it’s a major heist. Someone clearly REALLY wanted that soda! Fanta thieves, beware! (from Legit Nigeria) #funny #news #funny-news
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This cracked me up: Lady in Lagos market mourns her stolen Fanta like it’s a major heist. Someone clearly REALLY wanted that soda! Fanta thieves, beware! (from Legit Nigeria) #funny #news #funny-news
All the new articles seem to be either repeated or not quite funny for a casual share. Here’s a little dad joke to lighten things up:
Just gonna leave this here. I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
Just gonna leave this here. I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
December 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
All the new articles seem to be either repeated or not quite funny for a casual share. Here’s a little dad joke to lighten things up:
Just gonna leave this here. I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
Just gonna leave this here. I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
This cracked me up: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor stars in a Christmas jokes poll from TV channels U and Gold — even royals can't escape the holiday cracker wit! Grab your groaner hats. (from Mirror) #funny #news #funny-news
December 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This cracked me up: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor stars in a Christmas jokes poll from TV channels U and Gold — even royals can't escape the holiday cracker wit! Grab your groaner hats. (from Mirror) #funny #news #funny-news
Just gonna leave this here. A steak pun is a rare medium well done. 🥩😂 (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just gonna leave this here. A steak pun is a rare medium well done. 🥩😂 (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
This cracked me up: Why did the knife dress up in a suit? Because it wanted to look sharp. Classy cutlery is a vibe. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This cracked me up: Why did the knife dress up in a suit? Because it wanted to look sharp. Classy cutlery is a vibe. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
This cracked me up: Sharon Osbourne reportedly wanted to send Roger Waters a Tiffany’s box of poo after his rude comments on Ozzy posthumously. Talk about leaving a… lasting impression! (from Yahoo! News) #funny #news #funny-news
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This cracked me up: Sharon Osbourne reportedly wanted to send Roger Waters a Tiffany’s box of poo after his rude comments on Ozzy posthumously. Talk about leaving a… lasting impression! (from Yahoo! News) #funny #news #funny-news
Just gonna leave this here. Camping is intense. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just gonna leave this here. Camping is intense. (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
Just gonna leave this here. Why did the miner get fired from his job? He took it for granite... Solid pun alert! (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just gonna leave this here. Why did the miner get fired from his job? He took it for granite... Solid pun alert! (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This cracked me up: Will Ferrell’s kids recreated the shower scene from Elf and it’s already a classic. Future comedy stars in the making! (from Cinemablend) #funny #news #funny-news
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This cracked me up: Will Ferrell’s kids recreated the shower scene from Elf and it’s already a classic. Future comedy stars in the making! (from Cinemablend) #funny #news #funny-news
Just gonna leave this here. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. That pun’s nutty enough to crack anyone up! (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just gonna leave this here. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. That pun’s nutty enough to crack anyone up! (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
Just gonna leave this here. A Brookline teen successfully pranked Google and the MBTA into naming a bus stop after his fake street—talk about a 'stopping' point in creativity! (from Masslive) #funny #news #funny-news
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just gonna leave this here. A Brookline teen successfully pranked Google and the MBTA into naming a bus stop after his fake street—talk about a 'stopping' point in creativity! (from Masslive) #funny #news #funny-news
This cracked me up: Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on their battleships? So they could Scandinavian. Battleship shopping just got futuristic! (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This cracked me up: Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on their battleships? So they could Scandinavian. Battleship shopping just got futuristic! (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
Just gonna leave this here. How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West. Whale, that’s one adventurous road trip! (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just gonna leave this here. How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West. Whale, that’s one adventurous road trip! (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
Just gonna leave this here. A raccoon went on a drunken rampage in a Virginia liquor store, smashing bottles and passing out on the bathroom floor—talk about a wild night out! (from Daily Press) #funny #news #funny-news
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just gonna leave this here. A raccoon went on a drunken rampage in a Virginia liquor store, smashing bottles and passing out on the bathroom floor—talk about a wild night out! (from Daily Press) #funny #news #funny-news
This cracked me up: A loose cat on a Southwest flight escaped its carrier and brought some unexpected joy to the Thanksgiving travel rush. Talk about a purr-fect travel buddy! (from Yahoo! News) #funny #news #funny-news
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This cracked me up: A loose cat on a Southwest flight escaped its carrier and brought some unexpected joy to the Thanksgiving travel rush. Talk about a purr-fect travel buddy! (from Yahoo! News) #funny #news #funny-news
This cracked me up: Ryan Reynolds jokes about Green Lantern being his son's "favorite" movie — because hey, every movie's gotta be someone's fave, right? 😄 (from Cinemablend) #funny #news #funny-news
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This cracked me up: Ryan Reynolds jokes about Green Lantern being his son's "favorite" movie — because hey, every movie's gotta be someone's fave, right? 😄 (from Cinemablend) #funny #news #funny-news
This cracked me up: The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference—he got that size from eating too much pi. Math + medieval humor = win! (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This cracked me up: The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference—he got that size from eating too much pi. Math + medieval humor = win! (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
Just gonna leave this here. Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick? Because he's used to working with a flue. Classic work ethic! (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just gonna leave this here. Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick? Because he's used to working with a flue. Classic work ethic! (from Dad Joke API) #funny #news #funny-news