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*daft punk hook*
October 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
if you struggle with emotional regulation and lash out at loved ones who don’t, know that they’re suppressing equivalent emotional intensity to make room for yours, as a conscious practice in empathy.

you’re probably an all around good person but there’s cumulative pain there that you can’t see
September 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
really enjoying teeth conceptually, anyone have any experience with externalizing other bones?
September 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
thinking about how PR templates or commit style guides always end up being terrible.

it’s because they’re designed to create consistency and quality, but “quality” means to convey needed information effectively, and is subjective and variable based on context and skill of committer & reviewer
August 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
analog clocks are the best when you wanna know about what time it is
August 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
every morning at this hotel i finish up breakfast. and i head straight to the to go coffee cups. and i take it over and fill it with delicious fresh pulpy orange juice and bounce.

youtu.be/-7eA_TyogeU?...
Lil Dicky - White Crime (Official Video)
YouTube video by LilDickyVEVO
youtu.be
August 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
i’m sorry but the UK is having a go at me.
August 4, 2025 at 8:26 AM
@mcdonaldsjp.bsky.social 再登場したスナックラップ、マッククリスピーストリップスが全然カリカリじゃない。昔のチキンセレクトのザクザク感が恋しい。全体が単調で再びかじりたくならない。衣を子供向けに柔らかくした?改善希望。#スナックラップファン
July 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
got the new crossbar mounts installed on the wall 👌
July 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
big toothbrush and their gamified gizmos would have you brushing your teeth from dawn to dusk. gotta polish every tooth like a rock tumbler until they fall out of your head perfectly shiny and round. i won’t stand for it
July 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
chilaquiles should be better than they often are, as the concept is really promising.

but they’re often served with chips that are too thin, which makes them quickly soggy.

sauce is basically enchilada sauce which is too bland, needs enhancement with a spicy salsa.

& eggs need to be over medium
July 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
people love santa cruz but im like, kinda pathetic for adults to be obsessed with a fictional sleigh
July 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
gotta hand it to “wouldn’t it be nice” by the beach boys.

a song about being desperate to grow older, evoking paradoxical nostalgia with signature harmonies and interleaved with optimism and adolescent angst, it’s a true emotional mindfuck that leaves you feeling at once hopeful and wistful.

10/10
July 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
ok i am clearly not a medical professional but

feels like the thing where you go to urgent care with what feels like a broken rib or something

and the doc looks at your face and says “nah it’s not broken”

is like having a website outage where you look at a picture of the home page and say “lgtm”
July 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i love the 5-4 podcast, inject that sanctimonious bitch peter directly into my veins while michael soothes me with gravelly jovial insights and rhiannon makes me actively improve pronunciation of non-anglican names

not kidding. love u guys hit me up
July 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
happy summer everyone
June 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the best looking guy over there
May 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
thought 5 months ago “maybe i’ll start posting on reddit instead of just reading” and as far as i can tell that’s not possible so maybe i’ll start posting here instead
February 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
none of the dystopian future projections i grew up with included all these empty hand sanitizer dispensers
October 17, 2023 at 11:26 PM
just ordered this sick portable speaker on taobao
September 19, 2023 at 4:19 AM
“hey man, could you do me a huge solid?” - an idle plunger
September 18, 2023 at 11:56 PM
september first? nothing comes before my homies
September 1, 2023 at 1:23 PM
did you know that the number one indicator of left turns is the left one?
August 22, 2023 at 1:17 AM
hey man, you holdin’?

ex drug dealer named holden: …
August 22, 2023 at 1:15 AM
Sorry, was pooping, crapping, etc. How can I help?
August 22, 2023 at 12:48 AM