Zac M
@zac9045.bsky.social
24, nerdy creative dude. Maybe I'll actually post things here, who knows🤷 will probably just shitpost into the void
Not a bot, I swear😞
Not a bot, I swear😞
Anyone done fantasy football but actively trying to be the worst?
June 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Anyone done fantasy football but actively trying to be the worst?
What do we have to do to get Tim Walz and AOC in the White House together?
March 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
What do we have to do to get Tim Walz and AOC in the White House together?
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I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv
March 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv
I need an intellectual girl fr, these girls in my DMs all gpt but no chat.
January 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I need an intellectual girl fr, these girls in my DMs all gpt but no chat.
Guy wakes up from a 10 year coma: Man this TikTok app thing sure sounds like it'll be the next Vine, can't wait to see what comes out of it! Who's the president now?
January 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Guy wakes up from a 10 year coma: Man this TikTok app thing sure sounds like it'll be the next Vine, can't wait to see what comes out of it! Who's the president now?
Does nobody ever think of using Google translate on Ikea stuff or have we decided we don't want to know? Or does translating it summon Satan and it's an unspoken rule?
January 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Does nobody ever think of using Google translate on Ikea stuff or have we decided we don't want to know? Or does translating it summon Satan and it's an unspoken rule?
Thanksgiving leftovers IN the broke college ramen may be one of life's simplest pleasures
December 5, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Thanksgiving leftovers IN the broke college ramen may be one of life's simplest pleasures
The things I almost post late at night but delete because there's no drafts for them to sit in and make me question my thoughts later.
December 5, 2024 at 3:53 AM
The things I almost post late at night but delete because there's no drafts for them to sit in and make me question my thoughts later.
Oh hell nah. I always grab 3 or 5 at once who only eats two god damn cookies???
I’m a chill guy but the way my blood just boiled when I learned that THE SERVING SIZE FOR OREOS IS TWO COOKIES. TWO! I’m sweating with rage. Absolute pisstake. What am I gonna do with two cookies. TWO! Gtfooh
December 3, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Oh hell nah. I always grab 3 or 5 at once who only eats two god damn cookies???
Anyone ever randomly remember an older internet thing and you think of a banger new twist on it, but you know that if you followed through, it would be lost to the #void?
December 3, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Anyone ever randomly remember an older internet thing and you think of a banger new twist on it, but you know that if you followed through, it would be lost to the #void?
My younger brother started playing TCG pocket this week and he didn't believe me when I told him that there are over 1k pokemon now.
He hasn't played in a LONG time so when looking through all of them I got to experience the joy of someone learning about a certain mushroom again.
He hasn't played in a LONG time so when looking through all of them I got to experience the joy of someone learning about a certain mushroom again.
November 29, 2024 at 9:37 PM
My younger brother started playing TCG pocket this week and he didn't believe me when I told him that there are over 1k pokemon now.
He hasn't played in a LONG time so when looking through all of them I got to experience the joy of someone learning about a certain mushroom again.
He hasn't played in a LONG time so when looking through all of them I got to experience the joy of someone learning about a certain mushroom again.
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Hope everyone had a safe and non-explosive Thanksgiving!
We now turn our safety attention to the next phase of the Holiday Season.
We now turn our safety attention to the next phase of the Holiday Season.
November 29, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Hope everyone had a safe and non-explosive Thanksgiving!
We now turn our safety attention to the next phase of the Holiday Season.
We now turn our safety attention to the next phase of the Holiday Season.
Imagine taking a piss so good you achieve laminar flow
November 24, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Imagine taking a piss so good you achieve laminar flow
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*sigh* again, my brothers/sisters/second cousins in Christ, my skeets are for my amusement, I am a nobody, if you feel the need to police my language or be mad at my meandering thoughts just go somewhere else. Quietly. Shoo.
November 20, 2024 at 1:35 PM
*sigh* again, my brothers/sisters/second cousins in Christ, my skeets are for my amusement, I am a nobody, if you feel the need to police my language or be mad at my meandering thoughts just go somewhere else. Quietly. Shoo.
Wait are posts really called skeets here?💀
November 16, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Wait are posts really called skeets here?💀