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NOW a warning?!?
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Girldad.
Creative director & digital marketer.
Balladeer.
Bon vivant.
He/him.
Zionist.

Ten-toes-down, capital-L Liberal.

OG #Khive — today, tomorrow, and forever.
Pinned
I’m new here, so a bit about me:

Staunch normie Dem
Creative director/designer
Proud girldad of 13yo
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🦀 with ⚖️ rising (IYKYK)
Polyglot (🇫🇷🇮🇹🇪🇸🇧🇷)
Jazz lover, karaoke fiend
Completing my certification to be a Depth Hypnosis Practitioner
I love to cook, and I #VoteLikeBlackWomen
“We’re gonna run Venezuela”

Bitch, you can’t even run the Kennedy Center.
January 4, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Look, when the Teen tells you she approves of the fit, it would simply be folly not to document it.
December 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
chimmichurri, romesco, or
Frank’s Red Hot and crumbled feta or blue cheese
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Elf on a Shelf? No thanks. I’m OK with…
December 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Teen (jokingly, to her mom): I knew you were the source of all my trauma!

Me: I thought you said you weren’t a Freudian?

Chat, when I tell you, the LOOK I got … I might not be safe in my own bed tonight!
December 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The teen just told about her final exam in math.

6 out of the 10 questions were to be worked on with a partner, with each student submitting answers separately. The teacher will grade one set, at random.

So 60% of her grade could be based on another student’s work.

What? The? Fuck?
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I love Leslie Jones with my whole heart.
For the record, MS NOW bleeped Leslie Jones — not us.
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Taylor Swift describing the Eras Tour vibe as “femininity without shame” is a perfect encapsulation of why I’d be ride or die for her even if I didn’t like her music, simply for what she means to my daughter.
December 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I am not a religious man. But when I tell you that I’d be praying for a strong and sudden gust of wind…
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Horse face meets horseshoe.
Fuck both these grifters.
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Happy belated Heather Day to all who celebrate! IYKYK…
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Well this isn’t exactly what I’d call a surprise…
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
No, Stranger Things does not in fact have to kill any of the mains.

But let me be clear: these two had better make it through without so much as a scratch, or I will not be responsible for my actions.
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
No spoilers, but Stranger Things S5 was 1000% worth the wait.
a red sign that says stranger things 3 on a black background
Alt: stranger things 5 logo in red, on a black background.
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
To become good at any creative or artistic endeavor, you have to be willing to suck at it for a while.

AI robs you of the growth and learning that comes from the simple act of plugging away at something when you’re bloody awful at it.

It isn’t gatekeeping to say there are no shortcuts in art.
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Nobody was feeling turkey etc this year, so instead I made a Bolognese sauce that was so good we ate it out of bowls with a slice of sourdough bread on the side, like stew.

You know, just like the First Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’m a career creative director who’s created more logos, packaging, websites, videos, publications, and campaigns than I can count.

I’d rather see this kind of thing every single day over that slick, soulless, genAI slop you “designed” with a glorified chatbot.

And it isn’t even close.
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Khive, you know what to do …
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This right here. They care more about keeping the peace in their family than doing what’s right.

Hmmm… wasn’t there some guy who warned us about people who prefer a negative peace? I don’t remember his name, but he was a sharp dresser…
Do they think it is some kind of flex that their MAGA relatives like Mamdani because Trump likes Mamdani?

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UYXg3r/
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Good god, what an absolute abomination of a shirt. I didn’t realize Chess King was still in business.

Also, is he lactating?
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I keep thinking about how all it would’ve taken, after he said “quiet, piggy,” is for one man to ask him, “what the hell is wrong with you?”

I’m under no illusions that it would actually shame him. But it would show how small and sad he really he is.

And at this moment, that might be enough.
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I want to live long enough to see the day when the smile is wiped from this rancid ghoul’s face for good.
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I’ll happily cheer Margie Three Toes on as she attacks the loathsome child rapist currently defiling the White House. The more damage she inflicts, the better.

But when the smoke clears, she’s still hateful trash. I have nothing for her besides a hearty Go Fuck Yourself, Marge.
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
BLOOP
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Not trying to brag but I put a nice Apple box in the recycling bin today without a second thought
a man is giving a speech in front of a sign that says rusted leadership for a stronger america
Alt: Jeb Bush’s infamous “please clap” moment on the camps trial.
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM