I have a really dirty mind.
18+ ONLY
God DAAAAAMN
God DAAAAAMN
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Just a reminder during this winter storm…
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Please let your pets inside.
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Just a reminder during this winter storm…
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Please let your pets inside.
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Hey dad, check out my…hat.
Honestly, you hadn’t even noticed he was wearing a hat.
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Hey dad, check out my…hat.
Honestly, you hadn’t even noticed he was wearing a hat.
Watching Food Network and mustache Joe is on. He’s so cute.
Watching Food Network and mustache Joe is on. He’s so cute.
The Nectarine Hotel
You’re Walking Back to Your Room and pass an open door. Inside, you see him just lounging…smoldering…waiting.
You feel like this is going to be a bad decision worth making.
The Nectarine Hotel
You’re Walking Back to Your Room and pass an open door. Inside, you see him just lounging…smoldering…waiting.
You feel like this is going to be a bad decision worth making.
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Don’t you love 8 inches?
Of snow.
Perverts.
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Don’t you love 8 inches?
Of snow.
Perverts.
Considering rethinking my Hemsworth of choice.
Considering rethinking my Hemsworth of choice.
Edward Norton
I didn’t want to pull from American History X, but he just looked so hot.
Edward Norton
I didn’t want to pull from American History X, but he just looked so hot.
I feel like he’s an under appreciated hottie. I think he’s adorable.
I feel like he’s an under appreciated hottie. I think he’s adorable.
The Glory Hall at The Nectarine Hotel
He knows you’re looking, and you can have it, but that ass belongs to daddy.
(AI generated character is over 18…duh)
The Glory Hall at The Nectarine Hotel
He knows you’re looking, and you can have it, but that ass belongs to daddy.
(AI generated character is over 18…duh)
The Nectarine Hotel
You thought you were going to just be meeting one of your sons at the hotel tonight, but surprise, you get both of the twins.
The Nectarine Hotel
You thought you were going to just be meeting one of your sons at the hotel tonight, but surprise, you get both of the twins.
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You know the best way to get your dad hard as a fuckin rock is to whip out the singlet.
(AI generated character is over 18…duh)
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You know the best way to get your dad hard as a fuckin rock is to whip out the singlet.
(AI generated character is over 18…duh)
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-“Damn son, what are you doing?”
-“I got hot and my balls got sticky”
-“Well goddam son. You know I like em like that.”
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-“Damn son, what are you doing?”
-“I got hot and my balls got sticky”
-“Well goddam son. You know I like em like that.”
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Dumb as fuck and ready to be gooned out of his mind. Atta boy.
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Dumb as fuck and ready to be gooned out of his mind. Atta boy.
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-“Hey bro. Wanna fuck?”
-“I need coffee first”
-“Then we fuck?”
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-“Hey bro. Wanna fuck?”
-“I need coffee first”
-“Then we fuck?”
The Nectarine Hotel
I mean…. You don’t have to hurry on my account. We can be fashionably late.
The Nectarine Hotel
I mean…. You don’t have to hurry on my account. We can be fashionably late.
Christopher Atkins
And you know what? He’s still a really good looking older dude.
Christopher Atkins
And you know what? He’s still a really good looking older dude.
I love bringing these forgotten photos back to life
I love bringing these forgotten photos back to life
The “it” boy du jour.
The “it” boy du jour.
He’s wicked hot
He’s wicked hot
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You and Your son get caught in a sudden downpour on your way back to the cabin.
Such a shame
Such a damn shame
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You and Your son get caught in a sudden downpour on your way back to the cabin.
Such a shame
Such a damn shame
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You heard there was a father and son in the next cabin down. You thought you’d wander by and say hi. You seem to have caught them in the middle of something right on the front porch.
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You heard there was a father and son in the next cabin down. You thought you’d wander by and say hi. You seem to have caught them in the middle of something right on the front porch.
I love giving these old photos new life
I love giving these old photos new life
The Penny Dreadful era was so hot for him.
The Penny Dreadful era was so hot for him.
Always a favorite Golden Boy
Always a favorite Golden Boy