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@aoc.bsky.social I'm a big fan, but if you ever associate with Hasan again after the bullshit he posted about Biden today I'm donating to every primary challenger you ever have.
May 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
@aoc.bsky.social I'm a big fan, but if you ever associate with Hasan again after the bullshit he posted about Biden today I'm donating to every primary challenger you ever have.
I do think AOC should primary Schumer, but more importantly I think it would be funny if Al Franken moved back to NYC and primaried Gillibrand
March 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I do think AOC should primary Schumer, but more importantly I think it would be funny if Al Franken moved back to NYC and primaried Gillibrand
I'd have more respect for the DO SOMETHING crowd if the something they were calling for was digging up dirt on Republicans until some resign to try and take back the house through special elections, instead they're asking for pointless performance art.
March 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'd have more respect for the DO SOMETHING crowd if the something they were calling for was digging up dirt on Republicans until some resign to try and take back the house through special elections, instead they're asking for pointless performance art.
Trump is not smarter than you think he is, journalists are just unimaginably dumber than we think they are.
February 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Trump is not smarter than you think he is, journalists are just unimaginably dumber than we think they are.
#JonStewart2028 what cabinet position do you want him to give Bill O'Reilly?
February 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
#JonStewart2028 what cabinet position do you want him to give Bill O'Reilly?
"Not very pretty but we sure know how to FUND things" the singer emphasized. Feeling the last vestiges of their soul slipping away during this parody cover of Lorde's Team, written by the HR team for the regional investment banks corporate retreat.
February 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"Not very pretty but we sure know how to FUND things" the singer emphasized. Feeling the last vestiges of their soul slipping away during this parody cover of Lorde's Team, written by the HR team for the regional investment banks corporate retreat.
You can't possibly believe Trump allows Musk to steal the spotlight like that without Musk helping Trump steal the election level Kompromat
February 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You can't possibly believe Trump allows Musk to steal the spotlight like that without Musk helping Trump steal the election level Kompromat
Why aren't we calling them Musk's rats?
February 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Why aren't we calling them Musk's rats?
Why won't the Green Party DO SOMETHING!?!?!!!!!
February 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Why won't the Green Party DO SOMETHING!?!?!!!!!
The only campaign promise he needs to make is drone striking Jon Stewart and Biden has my vote again in 28
February 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The only campaign promise he needs to make is drone striking Jon Stewart and Biden has my vote again in 28
Ain't no way skinny feels as good as thin mints taste
February 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ain't no way skinny feels as good as thin mints taste
I didn't realize you can dress like you believe in aliens until I drove through Roswell
December 22, 2024 at 3:26 PM
I didn't realize you can dress like you believe in aliens until I drove through Roswell
There's a lot in comedy that's subjective. But Eric Adams being in this is objectively hilarious.
December 20, 2024 at 5:20 AM
There's a lot in comedy that's subjective. But Eric Adams being in this is objectively hilarious.
If I was on the bomb squad all of my jokes would be about how I'm incredible at eeny, meeny, miny, moe
December 19, 2024 at 4:08 AM
If I was on the bomb squad all of my jokes would be about how I'm incredible at eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Someone needs to convince Pelosi to stop helping
December 17, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Someone needs to convince Pelosi to stop helping
I used to see UFOs all the time too, then my wife talked me into going to the eye doctor
December 16, 2024 at 3:19 AM
I used to see UFOs all the time too, then my wife talked me into going to the eye doctor
My theory on the drones: the military is testing new stealth drones, the ones in NJ are just to get people looking for drones because a stealth test is useless if you don't know people are looking
December 13, 2024 at 2:02 AM
My theory on the drones: the military is testing new stealth drones, the ones in NJ are just to get people looking for drones because a stealth test is useless if you don't know people are looking
Probably a coincidence, but my $120 a month prescription that's never been covered by health insurance before was $16 today
December 5, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Probably a coincidence, but my $120 a month prescription that's never been covered by health insurance before was $16 today