harder better faster boner
January 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
harder better faster boner
grandma just said “you know that city in Mexico, Chu Chin Chen?” and i said “do u mean Chihuahua” and she said ya that’s the one
December 27, 2024 at 2:10 AM
grandma just said “you know that city in Mexico, Chu Chin Chen?” and i said “do u mean Chihuahua” and she said ya that’s the one
deez nuts roasting on an open fire
December 26, 2024 at 2:20 AM
deez nuts roasting on an open fire
i saw mommy pegging santa claus
December 26, 2024 at 2:18 AM
i saw mommy pegging santa claus
Reposted by teryn
"myrrh? i hardly nyrrh"
teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social
teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social
December 25, 2024 at 8:12 PM
"myrrh? i hardly nyrrh"
teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social
teryn @youngtiddy.bsky.social
just found out Lindsey Graham is a US Senator and not an up-and-coming young female pop star
December 19, 2024 at 6:15 PM
just found out Lindsey Graham is a US Senator and not an up-and-coming young female pop star
getting ready for my dentist appointment tomorrow
December 9, 2024 at 5:06 AM
getting ready for my dentist appointment tomorrow
everyone looking for the UnitedHealthcare CEOs assassin… have you considered that maybe he just doesn’t want to be found ?
December 8, 2024 at 6:46 PM
everyone looking for the UnitedHealthcare CEOs assassin… have you considered that maybe he just doesn’t want to be found ?
had a really lovely ride on a Citi bike this morning
December 4, 2024 at 8:10 PM
had a really lovely ride on a Citi bike this morning
there’s something about nazis that just doesn’t sit right with me
December 4, 2024 at 7:53 PM
there’s something about nazis that just doesn’t sit right with me
bisexuality is wanting both of them
November 29, 2024 at 10:42 PM
bisexuality is wanting both of them
republicans are definitely telling their kids they got presents from Trump this christmas
November 29, 2024 at 3:23 AM
republicans are definitely telling their kids they got presents from Trump this christmas
paul blart died in 2023 of long covid
November 29, 2024 at 3:06 AM
paul blart died in 2023 of long covid
just convinced grandma that we’re in hell
November 28, 2024 at 8:23 PM
just convinced grandma that we’re in hell
i quit cold turkey. i only eat it warmed up now
November 28, 2024 at 5:47 PM
i quit cold turkey. i only eat it warmed up now
i laced the turkey with fentanyl
November 28, 2024 at 4:29 PM
i laced the turkey with fentanyl
sorry for being mean my lips are chapped
November 25, 2024 at 7:06 PM
sorry for being mean my lips are chapped
what’s that shit called when a dead body gets all stiff. like rick and morty or something
November 25, 2024 at 2:25 AM
what’s that shit called when a dead body gets all stiff. like rick and morty or something
my dinner my dinner my dinner
November 25, 2024 at 1:21 AM
my dinner my dinner my dinner
Reposted by teryn
[eyeball dangling from socket]
Haha I think it’s just allergies
Haha I think it’s just allergies
November 24, 2024 at 1:42 PM
[eyeball dangling from socket]
Haha I think it’s just allergies
Haha I think it’s just allergies
the pink m&m is so hot
November 23, 2024 at 3:24 AM
the pink m&m is so hot
gay joker be like bi so curious
November 23, 2024 at 3:23 AM
gay joker be like bi so curious
i am so good at lunchtime
November 21, 2024 at 6:21 PM
i am so good at lunchtime
accidentally fired a flare gun into the living room ceiling im such a libra
November 21, 2024 at 5:29 PM
accidentally fired a flare gun into the living room ceiling im such a libra
i have never told the truth in my life
November 21, 2024 at 5:20 PM
i have never told the truth in my life