@youcantsitwithmoi.bsky.social
† This is a satire account.
God bless, 🇯🇲🇨🇦🧶🤳🏿🛫🗣️🧳
God bless, 🇯🇲🇨🇦🧶🤳🏿🛫🗣️🧳
We still here??
April 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We still here??
Sooooo I won’t be able to get back into my Bluesky account after I switch phones because my email is full and I can’t retrieve the code I need to log in 🤣
March 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sooooo I won’t be able to get back into my Bluesky account after I switch phones because my email is full and I can’t retrieve the code I need to log in 🤣
Took a long ass nap, about to be up for 24hrs.
February 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Took a long ass nap, about to be up for 24hrs.
What does it mean when you cry almost every other day in your relationship lol
February 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
What does it mean when you cry almost every other day in your relationship lol
It so funny how much more productive you are working at a desk rather than in bed.
January 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It so funny how much more productive you are working at a desk rather than in bed.
I just don’t subscribe to going thru your partners’ phone.
January 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I just don’t subscribe to going thru your partners’ phone.
Ive never had someone go through my phone before tonight. I feel so violated lol. Idgaf if I was in the wrong
January 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Ive never had someone go through my phone before tonight. I feel so violated lol. Idgaf if I was in the wrong
If there was hair in your food would you wanna know? Lol
January 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If there was hair in your food would you wanna know? Lol
I found hair thrice in the food my friend made me :(((((( eating from others has come to a haunt but the question of the day is DO I TELL HER????
January 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I found hair thrice in the food my friend made me :(((((( eating from others has come to a haunt but the question of the day is DO I TELL HER????
I have a “friend” who keeps cutting me off every time I start speaking a new thought
January 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I have a “friend” who keeps cutting me off every time I start speaking a new thought
High functioning depression but a plane to anywhere will cure my disease. My problems are self-inflicted. I need to get away and recalibrate
January 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
High functioning depression but a plane to anywhere will cure my disease. My problems are self-inflicted. I need to get away and recalibrate
Being around someone you’re incompatible with really show you everything you hate about people 😭😭😭
January 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Being around someone you’re incompatible with really show you everything you hate about people 😭😭😭
What’s happening in America is truly disgusting. I’m so happy to be Canadian sometimes…
January 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
What’s happening in America is truly disgusting. I’m so happy to be Canadian sometimes…
Just when it’s time for me to start accepting flyout invites he wanna act right 🧐
January 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Just when it’s time for me to start accepting flyout invites he wanna act right 🧐
I listened to a podcast about dating today and basically learnt that I’m doing it wrong. Why are we conditioned to keep all our eggs in one basket? lol
January 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I listened to a podcast about dating today and basically learnt that I’m doing it wrong. Why are we conditioned to keep all our eggs in one basket? lol
So sorry for anyone who follows me because I use Bluesky as my trauma dumping outlet lol. I feel free to speak here for some reason. And before anyone suggests it, yes I have a journal that I use but sometimes it’s just not enough.
January 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
So sorry for anyone who follows me because I use Bluesky as my trauma dumping outlet lol. I feel free to speak here for some reason. And before anyone suggests it, yes I have a journal that I use but sometimes it’s just not enough.
I haven’t been speaking to my mom but it’s funny because she thinks her way of breaking the rice is her sending me “tips and tricks to fight off the flu season” lol. Woman? How about an apology?
January 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I haven’t been speaking to my mom but it’s funny because she thinks her way of breaking the rice is her sending me “tips and tricks to fight off the flu season” lol. Woman? How about an apology?
I know my number is in my email signature but I need my clients to actually stop using it hehe hehe jks jks 😭🌚
January 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I know my number is in my email signature but I need my clients to actually stop using it hehe hehe jks jks 😭🌚
Any recommendations with the following themes: mother/daughter relationships, romance (tumultuous/happy endings), deep and dark mystery. I need to get lost…
January 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Any recommendations with the following themes: mother/daughter relationships, romance (tumultuous/happy endings), deep and dark mystery. I need to get lost…
I’ll politely ask my sister to stop messaging me before I snap, and then she’ll turn around and send me 11 more messages…like I’m not expected to snap???? What is it with family and boundaries lmao
January 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I’ll politely ask my sister to stop messaging me before I snap, and then she’ll turn around and send me 11 more messages…like I’m not expected to snap???? What is it with family and boundaries lmao
Enter the year that you turned 10 into the GIF bar to see what was popular back then 🖤
January 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Enter the year that you turned 10 into the GIF bar to see what was popular back then 🖤
I get disgusted with myself, but I bounce back fast. Every time. Like, ‘Wow, I really let a loser make me think I wasn’t worthy of real love—just their manipulation.’ Never again.
January 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I get disgusted with myself, but I bounce back fast. Every time. Like, ‘Wow, I really let a loser make me think I wasn’t worthy of real love—just their manipulation.’ Never again.
I’m getting a dachshund puppy. Mark my words.
December 31, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I’m getting a dachshund puppy. Mark my words.
I won’t have the ability to write out my year in review via journaling but I also don’t have the mental capacity to do that via the notes app. It’s just not the same :(
December 31, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I won’t have the ability to write out my year in review via journaling but I also don’t have the mental capacity to do that via the notes app. It’s just not the same :(
Decided to give away my shift for tomorrow so now I wanna stay up all night and party (be chronically online). What’s up?!?
December 29, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Decided to give away my shift for tomorrow so now I wanna stay up all night and party (be chronically online). What’s up?!?