C. Yote
@yotetheelf.bsky.social
Fix your hearts or die. Pooped recently. Eater of insects. Creator of unnecessary things. 100% recyclable. May bite. Occasionally itchy. Varmint not Vermin. he/him
Pinned
Hey guys, I found the best moustache.
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hey guys, I found the best moustache.
Stressed out and frustrated tonight, but a meaty historical drama should set me right. Killers of the Flower Moon here I come!
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Stressed out and frustrated tonight, but a meaty historical drama should set me right. Killers of the Flower Moon here I come!
Christmas makes me depressed for two whole months every year and I hate it. I wish I could just sleep from October to December.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Christmas makes me depressed for two whole months every year and I hate it. I wish I could just sleep from October to December.
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average ICE officer handling their gun in public
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
average ICE officer handling their gun in public
The James Garfield story is apparently "What if you gave a speech so good that you accidentally became president?"
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The James Garfield story is apparently "What if you gave a speech so good that you accidentally became president?"
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SNAP benefits are under attack during this government shutdown and food banks are picking up the slack.
But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:
But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
SNAP benefits are under attack during this government shutdown and food banks are picking up the slack.
But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:
But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:
Jack Posobiec on reading election results he doesn't like:
"That picture over there is lookin' a mite dusty."
"That picture over there is lookin' a mite dusty."
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Jack Posobiec on reading election results he doesn't like:
"That picture over there is lookin' a mite dusty."
"That picture over there is lookin' a mite dusty."
Dick Cheney's afterlife is an eternity spent shooting his friends in the face, which he thinks is heaven at first, but it is actually hell because none of them will ever apologize to him for getting shot.
November 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Dick Cheney's afterlife is an eternity spent shooting his friends in the face, which he thinks is heaven at first, but it is actually hell because none of them will ever apologize to him for getting shot.
I am currently getting worked up about the many hostorical inaccuracies in Gladiator 2 and, honestly, it has been really refreshing.
yall need better things to get worked up about
November 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I am currently getting worked up about the many hostorical inaccuracies in Gladiator 2 and, honestly, it has been really refreshing.
Watching Gladiator 2. The first scene is of a guy sitting in a pumpkin patch. In ancient Rome.
Come the fuck on. What are we even doing here?
Come the fuck on. What are we even doing here?
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Watching Gladiator 2. The first scene is of a guy sitting in a pumpkin patch. In ancient Rome.
Come the fuck on. What are we even doing here?
Come the fuck on. What are we even doing here?
If you are really a leftist, repost this with proof that you materially helped your neighbors who are facing a food insecurity crisis.
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you are really a leftist, repost this with proof that you materially helped your neighbors who are facing a food insecurity crisis.
I just realized it's been over a year since the last time I watched O Brothers Where Art Thou.
Gotta fix that.
Gotta fix that.
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I just realized it's been over a year since the last time I watched O Brothers Where Art Thou.
Gotta fix that.
Gotta fix that.
This Halloween I pretended to be a guy who has his shit together.
November 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
This Halloween I pretended to be a guy who has his shit together.
My mouth was writing checks last night that my ass is not ready to cash.
(I ate Buldak last night and now I'm shitting fireballs.)
(I ate Buldak last night and now I'm shitting fireballs.)
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
My mouth was writing checks last night that my ass is not ready to cash.
(I ate Buldak last night and now I'm shitting fireballs.)
(I ate Buldak last night and now I'm shitting fireballs.)
This whole article is worth a read.
A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This whole article is worth a read.
I'm just 10 minutes in but I can already tell that Dracula 2000 is made out of only the finest cheese.
October 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'm just 10 minutes in but I can already tell that Dracula 2000 is made out of only the finest cheese.
I don't usually post face but my partner and I had a daguerreotype portrait taken by a local photographer and I really like how it turned out.
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I don't usually post face but my partner and I had a daguerreotype portrait taken by a local photographer and I really like how it turned out.
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Apes! Sick as dogs!
October 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Apes! Sick as dogs!
This dude is going to be in history books pissing himself while shooting a priest in the face. That's all he will be remembered for lol. The legacy of his life is being remembered forever as Officer Pisspants. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy but he did it to himself lol.
October 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This dude is going to be in history books pissing himself while shooting a priest in the face. That's all he will be remembered for lol. The legacy of his life is being remembered forever as Officer Pisspants. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy but he did it to himself lol.
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