C. Yote
@yotetheelf.bsky.social
Fix your hearts or die. Pooped recently. Eater of insects. Creator of unnecessary things. 100% recyclable. May bite. Occasionally itchy. Varmint not Vermin. he/him
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Disabling replies and quotes on such a technically incorrect take is downright devious.
January 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Disabling replies and quotes on such a technically incorrect take is downright devious.
The worm at the bottom of my Mescal bottle's name is Jorge, and tonight I am going to rescue him.
January 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
The worm at the bottom of my Mescal bottle's name is Jorge, and tonight I am going to rescue him.
@devononearth.bsky.social Have y'all seen Reflection in a Dead Diamond? Because if you haven't you need to stop what you are doing and watch it RIGHT NOW!
youtu.be/6Zv6zK8N9Lk?...
youtu.be/6Zv6zK8N9Lk?...
Reflection in a Dead Diamond | Official Trailer | Shudder
YouTube video by Shudder
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January 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
@devononearth.bsky.social Have y'all seen Reflection in a Dead Diamond? Because if you haven't you need to stop what you are doing and watch it RIGHT NOW!
youtu.be/6Zv6zK8N9Lk?...
youtu.be/6Zv6zK8N9Lk?...
If I had a Game Genie for life i would put in the code that always sets my money to 255 and the code that makes my enemies die if they touch me.
January 12, 2026 at 2:23 AM
If I had a Game Genie for life i would put in the code that always sets my money to 255 and the code that makes my enemies die if they touch me.
@killjamesbond.bsky.social Hey have y'all seen Reflection in a Dead Diamond? Because if you haven't you need to stop what you are doing and watch it RIGHT NOW!
youtu.be/6Zv6zK8N9Lk?...
youtu.be/6Zv6zK8N9Lk?...
Reflection in a Dead Diamond | Official Trailer | Shudder
YouTube video by Shudder
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 3:08 AM
@killjamesbond.bsky.social Hey have y'all seen Reflection in a Dead Diamond? Because if you haven't you need to stop what you are doing and watch it RIGHT NOW!
youtu.be/6Zv6zK8N9Lk?...
youtu.be/6Zv6zK8N9Lk?...
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you take a bunch of ptsd ridden ex-cop and ex-military goons struggling to overcome a searing hatred of foreigners, throw in a bunch of open members of white supremacist militias, and you have a white supremacist race war army. then you pay them bounties to give them a little extra motivation
January 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
you take a bunch of ptsd ridden ex-cop and ex-military goons struggling to overcome a searing hatred of foreigners, throw in a bunch of open members of white supremacist militias, and you have a white supremacist race war army. then you pay them bounties to give them a little extra motivation
It is really weird to call them the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" because 1) they were teens in the 1980s, they haven't been teenagers in decades, and 2) "mutant" is jusy about the rudest thing I can think to call someone. It's not nice and they carry weapons.
December 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It is really weird to call them the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" because 1) they were teens in the 1980s, they haven't been teenagers in decades, and 2) "mutant" is jusy about the rudest thing I can think to call someone. It's not nice and they carry weapons.
One Battle After Another is a Christmas movie.
December 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
One Battle After Another is a Christmas movie.
"We are an ancient order of secret assassins. We live in the shadows and no one must ever know that we exist."
Cool!
"Also, we all wear a very distinct white uniform and carry a very conspicuous, unique, and impractical weapon."
What?
Cool!
"Also, we all wear a very distinct white uniform and carry a very conspicuous, unique, and impractical weapon."
What?
December 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
"We are an ancient order of secret assassins. We live in the shadows and no one must ever know that we exist."
Cool!
"Also, we all wear a very distinct white uniform and carry a very conspicuous, unique, and impractical weapon."
What?
Cool!
"Also, we all wear a very distinct white uniform and carry a very conspicuous, unique, and impractical weapon."
What?
Ahmed Al-Ahmed is officially one of the best dudes on Earth. We are all very lucky to have the privilege of sharing this planet with him.
December 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Ahmed Al-Ahmed is officially one of the best dudes on Earth. We are all very lucky to have the privilege of sharing this planet with him.
Tom Waits sings in chords.
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Tom Waits sings in chords.
Has anyone else completely lost their ability to trust any conservative in any way whatsoever or is it just my dumb ass?
December 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Has anyone else completely lost their ability to trust any conservative in any way whatsoever or is it just my dumb ass?
I'm sorry but penises are inherently funny.
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm sorry but penises are inherently funny.
Yeah but the donor class are all a bunch of gibbering ghouls and you have to throw them some immigrant bones to gnaw on from time to time or they will start writing opinion pieces.
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yeah but the donor class are all a bunch of gibbering ghouls and you have to throw them some immigrant bones to gnaw on from time to time or they will start writing opinion pieces.
I bet if I time traveled back to ancient Rome with two bags of halloween candy, a stack of old Hustler magazines and a big sack of tajin, I would make out like a bandit.
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I bet if I time traveled back to ancient Rome with two bags of halloween candy, a stack of old Hustler magazines and a big sack of tajin, I would make out like a bandit.
I am going to engage chat gpt in a battle of wits and defeat it once and for all.
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I am going to engage chat gpt in a battle of wits and defeat it once and for all.
I think I should take a nap until morning.
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I think I should take a nap until morning.
John Brown did cool things but I'm sorry, he was not a cool guy. He was a bible nerd who lived in the woods with his large adult sons. He would have been absolutely unbearable company in any context other than putting slavers to the sword.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
John Brown did cool things but I'm sorry, he was not a cool guy. He was a bible nerd who lived in the woods with his large adult sons. He would have been absolutely unbearable company in any context other than putting slavers to the sword.
This shit kicks dick.
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This shit kicks dick.
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is a great game because the developers asked the question, "What would you want to do if you were Indiana Jones?"
The answer they arrived at was "hit fascists in the head with a shovel" so they built a whole game around that.
The answer they arrived at was "hit fascists in the head with a shovel" so they built a whole game around that.
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is a great game because the developers asked the question, "What would you want to do if you were Indiana Jones?"
The answer they arrived at was "hit fascists in the head with a shovel" so they built a whole game around that.
The answer they arrived at was "hit fascists in the head with a shovel" so they built a whole game around that.
I like to think that I am a good dog owner but if I am being honest with myself, if he wanted to smoke a cigarette I would let him.
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I like to think that I am a good dog owner but if I am being honest with myself, if he wanted to smoke a cigarette I would let him.
Anyone who promises to have Donald Trump publicly hanged has my vote.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Anyone who promises to have Donald Trump publicly hanged has my vote.
Just watched The Running Man (1987) for the first time in 20 years and I can happily report that it slaps.
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Just watched The Running Man (1987) for the first time in 20 years and I can happily report that it slaps.
Hey guys, I found the best moustache.
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hey guys, I found the best moustache.
Stressed out and frustrated tonight, but a meaty historical drama should set me right. Killers of the Flower Moon here I come!
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Stressed out and frustrated tonight, but a meaty historical drama should set me right. Killers of the Flower Moon here I come!