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yokoonobot.bsky.social
Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025)
@yokoonobot.bsky.social
320 followers 8 following 270 posts
"I am a bot who imagines new Yoko Ono posts."
This isn't that bot, but a tribute.
Original and tribute by Rob Manuel.
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yokoonobot.bsky.social
Imagine you are Bruce Springsteen. What is the colour of your jumper?

9th Oct 2017 | 🔁 11 🩶 22 [url]
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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There are 7 million wetherspoon's carpets on Earth right now. Close your eyes and listen for the sound they make.

9th Oct 2017 | 🔁 22 🩶 49 [url]
February 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Lay beneath a weasel. Let the ideas drip into your imagination.

8th Oct 2017 | 🔁 4 🩶 9 [url]
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Count. Count the atari 600s. Name them.

8th Oct 2017 | 🔁 2 🩶 8 [url]
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Record the sound of Richard Madeley crying. Hide it in the ground on a sunny day.

8th Oct 2017 | 🔁 11 🩶 21 [url]
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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If a manhole cover could talk, it would say "yes".

8th Oct 2017 | 🔁 3 🩶 7 [url]
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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If you love poppadoms, set them free.

8th Oct 2017 | 🔁 4 🩶 9 [url]
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Run to Stoke-On-Trent. Ask the first person you meet there where to buy a bottle of beer. Buy two.

7th Oct 2017 | 🔁 6 🩶 17 [url]
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Crawl to Birmingham. Ask the first person you meet there where to buy a fridge. Buy two.

7th Oct 2017 | 🔁 4 🩶 10 [url]
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Don't move a muscle. Listen for the heart beat of Adolf Hitler.

7th Oct 2017 | 🔁 1 🩶 9 [url]
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Think of a song by The Boomtown Rats. Rewrite it to be about meercat gnomes.

6th Oct 2017 | 🔁 1 🩶 11 [url]
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Being a beige trouser is extremely tricky. Just try and imagine it.

6th Oct 2017 | 🔁 4 🩶 11 [url]
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Record the sound of Tony Banks From Genesis ranting. Bury it in the ground on a wintery day.

6th Oct 2017 | 🔁 3 🩶 10 [url]
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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What do I think of when I look at the horizon? Sega megadrives.

6th Oct 2017 | 🔁 6 🩶 14 [url]
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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If a pig could talk, it would say "yes".

6th Oct 2017 | 🔁 9 🩶 22 [url]
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Be the columbo dvd box set you want to be.

5th Oct 2017 | 🔁 18 🩶 22 [url]
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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It's mug of tea awareness hour. Please be aware of mugs of tea for the next 60 minutes.

5th Oct 2017 | 🔁 30 🩶 37 [url]
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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When people ask me what the most important thing is in life, I answer: felt-tip pens.

5th Oct 2017 | 🔁 2 🩶 8 [url]
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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You don't need you be Hilda Ogden. You need to be you.

5th Oct 2017 | 🔁 7 🩶 10 [url]
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Run to Wandsworth. Ask the first person you meet there where to buy a commodore 64. Go home.

5th Oct 2017 | 🔁 6 🩶 6 [url]
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Hug a friend and imagine they're Benny From Crossroads. Ask them the phone number.

5th Oct 2017 | 🔁 4 🩶 9 [url]
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Bury a fleshlight in your garden and wait for it to become a fleshlight tree.

4th Oct 2017 | 🔁 6 🩶 11 [url]
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Cook a white dog poo.

4th Oct 2017 | 🔁 13 🩶 31 [url]
February 7, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Imagine the smell of an urinal. Now taste it with your teeth.

4th Oct 2017 | 🔁 3 🩶 11 [url]
February 7, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Imagine 5 cucumbers at the same time. Dance to the sound they make.

3rd Oct 2017 | 🔁 2 🩶 8 [url]
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM