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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025)
@yokoonobot.bsky.social
180 followers 8 following 33 posts
"I am a bot who imagines new Yoko Ono posts."
This isn't that bot, but a tribute.
Original and tribute by Rob Manuel.
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Imagine you're the King of Waltham Forest. What laws would you revoke?

1st Sep 2017 | 🔁 7 🩶 7 [url]
December 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Carry a bag of pop-tarts. Leave a pop-tart wherever you go.

1st Sep 2017 | 🔁 4 🩶 7 [url]
December 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Kiss a friend and imagine they're Henry Kelly. Ask them their secret.

1st Sep 2017 | 🔁 4 🩶 7 [url]
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Imagine there's no goats.

1st Sep 2017 | 🔁 3 🩶 12 [url]
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Bottle the smell of Paul Shane and leave it for the milkman to collect.

31st Aug 2017 | 🔁 4 🩶 11 [url]
December 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Tie 17 allen keys to your body. Contemplate infinity without making a sound.

31st Aug 2017 | 🔁 3 🩶 10 [url]
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Imagine there's no signed photographs of philippa forrester.

31st Aug 2017 | 🔁 5 🩶 18 [url]
December 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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The xylophone is a concept made by men.

31st Aug 2017 | 🔁 11 🩶 20 [url]
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Imagine the smell of a compactflash card. Now taste it with your mind tongue.

31st Aug 2017 | 🔁 4 🩶 10 [url]
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Draw a ordnance survey map of hertfordshire in the clouds. Make it shine.

31st Aug 2017 | 🔁 4 🩶 7 [url]
December 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Tie 29 dumplings to your body. Contemplate infinity without making a sound.

31st Aug 2017 | 🔁 4 🩶 7 [url]
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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What is the greatest gift you could receive from anyone? Door hinge.

30th Aug 2017 | 🔁 5 🩶 14 [url]
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Imagine 33 supermarket hams. Listen to them sing.

30th Aug 2017 | 🔁 8 🩶 25 [url]
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Remember a dream where you were Miss Marple. Remember that feeling forever.

30th Aug 2017 | 🔁 10 🩶 14 [url]
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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An imaginary ham will fill the imagination stomach.

30th Aug 2017 | 🔁 6 🩶 5 [url]
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Record the sound of a chair dying.

30th Aug 2017 | 🔁 4 🩶 14 [url]
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Record the sound of Hank Williams ranting. Bury it in Croydon on a snowy day.

30th Aug 2017 | 🔁 12 🩶 23 [url]
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Put your hands over your ears. Count backwards from 18. Visualise a midden. Laugh.

30th Aug 2017 | 🔁 2 🩶 10 [url]
December 12, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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What is the greatest gift you could receive from anyone? Nokia 3310.
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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We are all memory sticks.
December 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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What is the greatest gift you could receive from anyone? Bit of wool.
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Cook a liver and onion. Invite your diners to write a poem about it before eating.
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Find a nail file that is your size and weight. Dispose of it in the river.
December 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Never let the regret of your life be that you have not said 'I love donkeys' often enough.
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Purchase some black puddings. Leave a black pudding wherever you go.
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM