My husband asks me every day what I want to watch between whatever sports are on that day like it's not gonna be Top Chef or Great British Baking Show every time

Gave my husband my bluesky code.
Him: what's the app look like?
Me: a blue sky
Him: [already looking at it] oh, so it really is that lame

LOL

The Brewers are very cool and fun

My husband has been making the Costco runs for me the last few weeks and every time I'm guaranteed a text from him along the lines of "omg I'm spending way more than I planned to" like LMAO welcome to the last 2 years of my life, be grateful you're not in charge of the credit card bill 🤣🥲

Pregnancy 1: Water breaks, baby arrives within 7 hours
Pregnancy 2: Could hardly tell if I was in labor, go to hospital expecting to get sent home, only to have baby within 2 hours
Pregnancy 3: consistent contractions for 90 minutes that only stop @ hospital.. sent home. Boo. Embarrassing.

What movie just got brought up in my family group chat

I've watched 15 minutes of MLS all season and it's been pure chaos leading to Miami tying, woof this is fun

RealFeel of 115° in WI, what in the FUCK?

How tired am I? I've been napping for 3 hours, waking up every hour in a panic because I'd had a nightmare where I was trying to get some sleep?

Annual reminder that my small town's festival revolves around people throwing pieces of cow shit as far as they can

LuLaRich is so good, god I'm a sucker for a documentary about MLMs

I've already taken two naps today and it's not even noon

Just got an email that my son's daycare teacher, Ms. Maddy was going to be replaced by a new teacher, Ms. Addy, like what in the Disney Channel Original..

A friend just texted me that she's in town and wanted to meet up today and my 39-week-pregant body just involuntarily crawled back into bed.. the idea of even replying to that text has me winded (I'm not exaggerating)

Only having 3 followers and 0 likes on posts is so ~nostalgic~ I'm digging the no-pressure rantings into the void 🥹 I love it here

It'll always amaze me how people will ~volunteer~ themselves into coaching positions, take all the praise for doing so, buuut do nothing but complain and whine when it comes to putting the actual work in 🙄😒

Cheers is still such a great show over 30 years later.. catch me streaming as many episodes as I can before this baby arrives

Hi, it's my first.... what do we call posts on here? (A first post I'm sure I'm the 100000th person to make)