YlgrtheCarb
@ylgrthecrab.bsky.social
Julia, 22 yrs old
Local crab washed up onto shore with severe Nintendo hyperfixations
Local crab washed up onto shore with severe Nintendo hyperfixations
Got her the other day but I’m still just in shock like MY GIRL! FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS MY FJORM NIFL SIBLING COLLECTION IS COMPLETE
February 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Got her the other day but I’m still just in shock like MY GIRL! FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS MY FJORM NIFL SIBLING COLLECTION IS COMPLETE
I love being a wildlife major cause any time we go outside to look at either a plant or animal it usually boils down to:
January 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I love being a wildlife major cause any time we go outside to look at either a plant or animal it usually boils down to:
waking up and seeing just how much damage has been done in a single day and i have to go to class like nothing is wrong
January 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
waking up and seeing just how much damage has been done in a single day and i have to go to class like nothing is wrong
Man celeste is the best video game ever made while simultaneously being the worst video game ever made
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January 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Man celeste is the best video game ever made while simultaneously being the worst video game ever made
god i love professors who prioritize mental health above all else
had this prof before and forgot how awesome he was until he was like "yeah if you don't feel comfortable speaking in class for your grade that's alright! just attending is enough cause we all have different strengths"
had this prof before and forgot how awesome he was until he was like "yeah if you don't feel comfortable speaking in class for your grade that's alright! just attending is enough cause we all have different strengths"
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January 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
god i love professors who prioritize mental health above all else
had this prof before and forgot how awesome he was until he was like "yeah if you don't feel comfortable speaking in class for your grade that's alright! just attending is enough cause we all have different strengths"
had this prof before and forgot how awesome he was until he was like "yeah if you don't feel comfortable speaking in class for your grade that's alright! just attending is enough cause we all have different strengths"
me: oh boy howdy it's my last semester, i sure do hope i don't have a class that's entire grade is based on exams and gives me a heart attack and threatens me graduating!
the devious wildlife nutrition professor:
the devious wildlife nutrition professor:
January 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
me: oh boy howdy it's my last semester, i sure do hope i don't have a class that's entire grade is based on exams and gives me a heart attack and threatens me graduating!
the devious wildlife nutrition professor:
the devious wildlife nutrition professor:
Been playing Ori and the Blind Forest and I’m not a huge fan of metroidvanias but I’ve always wanted to try this game and just…holy shit. What a beautiful art style
Got to the water element sequence last night and I’m still not over it like it’s challenging but SUCH a good set piece
Got to the water element sequence last night and I’m still not over it like it’s challenging but SUCH a good set piece
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December 31, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Been playing Ori and the Blind Forest and I’m not a huge fan of metroidvanias but I’ve always wanted to try this game and just…holy shit. What a beautiful art style
Got to the water element sequence last night and I’m still not over it like it’s challenging but SUCH a good set piece
Got to the water element sequence last night and I’m still not over it like it’s challenging but SUCH a good set piece
In 2025 can we not have a pedo-of-the-month is that so much to ask
December 30, 2024 at 2:24 AM
In 2025 can we not have a pedo-of-the-month is that so much to ask
My cats are the stupidest creatures known to man
Apollo and Nebula HATE each other. The vets have told us to make sure they have their own space and THEY DO. But both of them will instigate each other and piss each other off like GUYS JUST LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE
Apollo and Nebula HATE each other. The vets have told us to make sure they have their own space and THEY DO. But both of them will instigate each other and piss each other off like GUYS JUST LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE
December 28, 2024 at 3:49 AM
My cats are the stupidest creatures known to man
Apollo and Nebula HATE each other. The vets have told us to make sure they have their own space and THEY DO. But both of them will instigate each other and piss each other off like GUYS JUST LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE
Apollo and Nebula HATE each other. The vets have told us to make sure they have their own space and THEY DO. But both of them will instigate each other and piss each other off like GUYS JUST LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE
One of the best names for an item I’ve ever seen in Animal Crossing
December 25, 2024 at 12:25 AM
One of the best names for an item I’ve ever seen in Animal Crossing
It’s missing Sprigatito and Floatzel but I still love these creatures
December 24, 2024 at 3:10 AM
It’s missing Sprigatito and Floatzel but I still love these creatures
HELP i brought my amiibos home and was planning on just showing my mom like the funny squid people and i then went on a huge tangent about splatoon lore WHY AM I LIKE THIS 😭
December 22, 2024 at 2:25 AM
HELP i brought my amiibos home and was planning on just showing my mom like the funny squid people and i then went on a huge tangent about splatoon lore WHY AM I LIKE THIS 😭
God autism is such a drug I look at this image and the first thing my brain thinks of is “OH WHAT INSPIRED THE CREATION OF THE PILEATED SNAGRET FROM PIKMIN 2”
December 20, 2024 at 9:13 PM
God autism is such a drug I look at this image and the first thing my brain thinks of is “OH WHAT INSPIRED THE CREATION OF THE PILEATED SNAGRET FROM PIKMIN 2”
How do I explain to my family that the reason I’m quiet and sad today is due to self-induced depression from rewatching the Xenoblade 3 cutscenes
Like it’s the most beautiful fucking game and I’m somehow more hooked than ever but I look like a raisin
Like it’s the most beautiful fucking game and I’m somehow more hooked than ever but I look like a raisin
December 20, 2024 at 2:25 AM
How do I explain to my family that the reason I’m quiet and sad today is due to self-induced depression from rewatching the Xenoblade 3 cutscenes
Like it’s the most beautiful fucking game and I’m somehow more hooked than ever but I look like a raisin
Like it’s the most beautiful fucking game and I’m somehow more hooked than ever but I look like a raisin
I PASSED MY STATS CLASS WHICH MEANS NO MORE MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE I AM FREE
December 17, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I PASSED MY STATS CLASS WHICH MEANS NO MORE MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE I AM FREE
God getting seriously back into new horizons since like 2021 is insane like why do I have 32 mil bells I was trading like it was my 9-5
December 16, 2024 at 7:48 PM
God getting seriously back into new horizons since like 2021 is insane like why do I have 32 mil bells I was trading like it was my 9-5
the other creature appears
December 15, 2024 at 2:18 AM
the other creature appears
I’m back home with one of the creatures (Nebula) but Apollo still has yet to show his face. It’s common for him to just sleep for 20 hours and then just wander out so I’ll try to get a photo of him tomorrow for y’all
December 14, 2024 at 6:35 AM
I’m back home with one of the creatures (Nebula) but Apollo still has yet to show his face. It’s common for him to just sleep for 20 hours and then just wander out so I’ll try to get a photo of him tomorrow for y’all
How the game awards went for Josh and myself
“And here’s the first look at a brand new never before seen game”
Both of us: “no way is it an open world rpg with hundreds of hours of gameplay with hyper realistic graphics and either a sword or a gun?”
*reveals an open-world rpg*
“And here’s the first look at a brand new never before seen game”
Both of us: “no way is it an open world rpg with hundreds of hours of gameplay with hyper realistic graphics and either a sword or a gun?”
*reveals an open-world rpg*
December 13, 2024 at 5:11 AM
How the game awards went for Josh and myself
“And here’s the first look at a brand new never before seen game”
Both of us: “no way is it an open world rpg with hundreds of hours of gameplay with hyper realistic graphics and either a sword or a gun?”
*reveals an open-world rpg*
“And here’s the first look at a brand new never before seen game”
Both of us: “no way is it an open world rpg with hundreds of hours of gameplay with hyper realistic graphics and either a sword or a gun?”
*reveals an open-world rpg*
I am still in complete disbelief. I’ve had bar none the worst luck out of all my friends in this game and then this happens
Wasn’t even me that opened the pack too bro my hands are tainted
Wasn’t even me that opened the pack too bro my hands are tainted
December 12, 2024 at 6:46 AM
I am still in complete disbelief. I’ve had bar none the worst luck out of all my friends in this game and then this happens
Wasn’t even me that opened the pack too bro my hands are tainted
Wasn’t even me that opened the pack too bro my hands are tainted
sometimes i have doubts about my major and if i'm really understanding things and then i take a wildlife exam with a question about estrous and go "well most carnivores have a specific cycle and i worked w/ a cougar in estrous so a lynx is probably similar" and then i remember school fuckin sucks
December 11, 2024 at 8:43 PM
sometimes i have doubts about my major and if i'm really understanding things and then i take a wildlife exam with a question about estrous and go "well most carnivores have a specific cycle and i worked w/ a cougar in estrous so a lynx is probably similar" and then i remember school fuckin sucks
keeping up to date on the internet obsessively like a fan waiting for the next part of an AO3 fic because holy shit every single day this story keeps getting better and better
December 10, 2024 at 10:40 PM
keeping up to date on the internet obsessively like a fan waiting for the next part of an AO3 fic because holy shit every single day this story keeps getting better and better
A good way to sum up the new inside joke my friend group and I developed:
"hey guys who should i gamble for?"
"only the characters who's names end in the 'O' sound"
"hey guys who should i gamble for?"
"only the characters who's names end in the 'O' sound"
December 9, 2024 at 10:24 PM
A good way to sum up the new inside joke my friend group and I developed:
"hey guys who should i gamble for?"
"only the characters who's names end in the 'O' sound"
"hey guys who should i gamble for?"
"only the characters who's names end in the 'O' sound"
i know i'm far from the only person experiencing this rn but goddamn i hate my brain for panicking about finals and then proceeding to do literally nothing about it like PLEASE I NEED FOCUS BUT ITS IMPOSSIBLE
December 8, 2024 at 10:55 PM
i know i'm far from the only person experiencing this rn but goddamn i hate my brain for panicking about finals and then proceeding to do literally nothing about it like PLEASE I NEED FOCUS BUT ITS IMPOSSIBLE