MASTER KOHGA
@yigamaster.bsky.social
LEADER OF THE YIGA CLAN, THE ONE AND ONLY MASTER KOHGA! NOW GET BACK TO WORK LACKEYS, IM TAKING A NAP! [Parody RP account for fun, not associated with anyone]
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MASTER KOHGA
@yigamaster.bsky.social
· Dec 18
MASTER KOHGA IS GONNA KILL YOU ALL… TO DEATH!!
-parody account. just for fun!
-new to #bskyrp , #mvrp , #blueskyrp
-parody account. just for fun!
-new to #bskyrp , #mvrp , #blueskyrp
EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO ME……
January 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO ME……
WHAT?! EXCUSE ME?! DO YOU REALLY KNOW SO LITTLE OF THE YIGA CLAN? TO CLAIM WE ARE ‘MORONS’..
MAKES.. //YOU// A MORON! HAH!
MAKES.. //YOU// A MORON! HAH!
"...So like do you come from a town where everyone's a full on moron orrrrrr?"
THIS IS MY NORMAL TONE OF VOICE. WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING SO QUIETLY?
January 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
WHAT?! EXCUSE ME?! DO YOU REALLY KNOW SO LITTLE OF THE YIGA CLAN? TO CLAIM WE ARE ‘MORONS’..
MAKES.. //YOU// A MORON! HAH!
MAKES.. //YOU// A MORON! HAH!
PSH. YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!
MASTER KOHGA, OUT!
(A huge puff of smoke outlined with the clans sigil rises from where he was once standing.
He can be seen a couple meters away running away on foot.)
MASTER KOHGA, OUT!
(A huge puff of smoke outlined with the clans sigil rises from where he was once standing.
He can be seen a couple meters away running away on foot.)
January 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
PSH. YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!
MASTER KOHGA, OUT!
(A huge puff of smoke outlined with the clans sigil rises from where he was once standing.
He can be seen a couple meters away running away on foot.)
MASTER KOHGA, OUT!
(A huge puff of smoke outlined with the clans sigil rises from where he was once standing.
He can be seen a couple meters away running away on foot.)
I AM BEING THREATENED???
January 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I AM BEING THREATENED???
THIS IS MY NORMAL TONE OF VOICE. WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING SO QUIETLY?
"Not really, I got saved. Also, why are you screaming?"
OH! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO! BUMPING YOUR HEAD PROBABLY MADE YOU FORGET!
January 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
THIS IS MY NORMAL TONE OF VOICE. WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING SO QUIETLY?
LIFE CAN BE SO BEAUTIFUL.
January 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
LIFE CAN BE SO BEAUTIFUL.
OH! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO! BUMPING YOUR HEAD PROBABLY MADE YOU FORGET!
"No, but I fell from the sky. Does that count?"
DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK?
January 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
OH! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO! BUMPING YOUR HEAD PROBABLY MADE YOU FORGET!
MASTER KOHGA NEVER FAILS. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES WHEN IM KILLED. BUT DEATH IS ONLY TEMPORARY.
January 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
MASTER KOHGA NEVER FAILS. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES WHEN IM KILLED. BUT DEATH IS ONLY TEMPORARY.
HE ONLY KICKED MY ASS ACTUALLY. BUT ONLY A LITTLE.
January 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
HE ONLY KICKED MY ASS ACTUALLY. BUT ONLY A LITTLE.
(Eats banana. Throws peel. Slips on own thrown peel.)
WHOEVER PUT THAT THERE IS GETTING THROWN IN THE DUNGEON.
WHOEVER PUT THAT THERE IS GETTING THROWN IN THE DUNGEON.
January 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
(Eats banana. Throws peel. Slips on own thrown peel.)
WHOEVER PUT THAT THERE IS GETTING THROWN IN THE DUNGEON.
WHOEVER PUT THAT THERE IS GETTING THROWN IN THE DUNGEON.
THIS IS JUST MY NATURAL TONE OF VOICE.
January 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
THIS IS JUST MY NATURAL TONE OF VOICE.
(Scratching back of head. Turns around. Does a spin. Looking cluelessly.)
UHM. I DONT GET WHATS SO FUNNY. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.
UHM. I DONT GET WHATS SO FUNNY. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.
"BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
WHAT?
January 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
(Scratching back of head. Turns around. Does a spin. Looking cluelessly.)
UHM. I DONT GET WHATS SO FUNNY. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.
UHM. I DONT GET WHATS SO FUNNY. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.
CAN I //HELP// YOU.
January 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
CAN I //HELP// YOU.
DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK?
"...What's that?"
YIGA CLAN 4 EVER.
January 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK?
..I AM SO SICK OF BEING THE BUTT OF THESE JOKES.
January 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
..I AM SO SICK OF BEING THE BUTT OF THESE JOKES.
WHAT?
"BANANALOVINGBITCHSAYSWHAT?"
YIGA CLAN 4 EVER.
January 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
WHAT?
YIGA CLAN 4 EVER.
January 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
YIGA CLAN 4 EVER.
(Wearing an ‘I <3 bananas’ shirt. Don’t ask where he got it from.)
January 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
(Wearing an ‘I <3 bananas’ shirt. Don’t ask where he got it from.)
I THINK YOU ALL SHOULD JOIN THE YIGA CLAN.
WE HAVE BANANAS.
AND THE POWER OF THE DEMON LORD.
AND EVEN MORE BANANAS.
WE HAVE BANANAS.
AND THE POWER OF THE DEMON LORD.
AND EVEN MORE BANANAS.
January 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I THINK YOU ALL SHOULD JOIN THE YIGA CLAN.
WE HAVE BANANAS.
AND THE POWER OF THE DEMON LORD.
AND EVEN MORE BANANAS.
WE HAVE BANANAS.
AND THE POWER OF THE DEMON LORD.
AND EVEN MORE BANANAS.
(SITS down with a huff.)
January 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
(SITS down with a huff.)
//i kinda need kohga and a zant to be friends. i think it fits. or they’d cause a riot somehow
December 24, 2024 at 6:10 AM
//i kinda need kohga and a zant to be friends. i think it fits. or they’d cause a riot somehow
PSH… NONSENSE!
I JUST CANT STAND SEEING SOMETHING SO TACKY.. UNLIKE MY GLORIOUS MASK HERE!
I JUST CANT STAND SEEING SOMETHING SO TACKY.. UNLIKE MY GLORIOUS MASK HERE!
"What's the matter, Kohga? Afraid of a little mask?"
..WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MASK?!
NOBODY SHOULD BE WEARING THAT.. UHM.. GAUDY THING!
NOBODY SHOULD BE WEARING THAT.. UHM.. GAUDY THING!
December 24, 2024 at 6:09 AM
PSH… NONSENSE!
I JUST CANT STAND SEEING SOMETHING SO TACKY.. UNLIKE MY GLORIOUS MASK HERE!
I JUST CANT STAND SEEING SOMETHING SO TACKY.. UNLIKE MY GLORIOUS MASK HERE!
//apologies for the slow activity, just been sick irl and the holidays but im gonna pop on more soon! ^_^
December 24, 2024 at 6:08 AM
//apologies for the slow activity, just been sick irl and the holidays but im gonna pop on more soon! ^_^
(LOUD OBNOXIOUS YAWN.)
December 24, 2024 at 6:06 AM
(LOUD OBNOXIOUS YAWN.)
//oh master kohga is absolutely trying to usurp that throne. But in slapstick style. He probably wouldn’t get very far to be fair, he’d probably get somebody else to dispose of them and then pit the blame on them lmfao
QOTD
Let’s say - hypothetically - your muse is the younger sibling of a King or Queen.
How would they cope in such a position? Would they serve? Would they be ambivalent? Would they make their own name elsewhere or plot to steal the crown? Let us know!
Let’s say - hypothetically - your muse is the younger sibling of a King or Queen.
How would they cope in such a position? Would they serve? Would they be ambivalent? Would they make their own name elsewhere or plot to steal the crown? Let us know!
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December 19, 2024 at 5:58 PM
//oh master kohga is absolutely trying to usurp that throne. But in slapstick style. He probably wouldn’t get very far to be fair, he’d probably get somebody else to dispose of them and then pit the blame on them lmfao