Yew Jin
@yewjin.bsky.social
Father, son. Lifelong learner, meditator. Eng Director @ Google. Try to get shtuff done. yewjin.omg.lol
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Yew Jin
@yewjin.bsky.social
· Nov 23
There are 2 types of people in this world:
1. Those who love Princess Bride, and
2. Those who haven’t seen it yet
1. Those who love Princess Bride, and
2. Those who haven’t seen it yet
We will never take images seriously again... (aka nano banana is bananas)
August 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We will never take images seriously again... (aka nano banana is bananas)
Why do Lord of the Rings fans make great spouses?
They know one ring is precious!
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They know one ring is precious!
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April 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why do Lord of the Rings fans make great spouses?
They know one ring is precious!
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They know one ring is precious!
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What happened when the crew abandoned the cruise ship?
It was cruise-less!
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It was cruise-less!
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April 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
What happened when the crew abandoned the cruise ship?
It was cruise-less!
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It was cruise-less!
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I heard lions pray before every meal.
They have to - no prey, no food.
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They have to - no prey, no food.
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April 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I heard lions pray before every meal.
They have to - no prey, no food.
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They have to - no prey, no food.
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Why are psychiatrists so good at laundry?
Because they know how to deal with shrinking issues.
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Because they know how to deal with shrinking issues.
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April 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why are psychiatrists so good at laundry?
Because they know how to deal with shrinking issues.
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Because they know how to deal with shrinking issues.
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Why couldn't the single person get approved for financing?
Because the bank said they were too a-lone.
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Because the bank said they were too a-lone.
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April 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why couldn't the single person get approved for financing?
Because the bank said they were too a-lone.
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Because the bank said they were too a-lone.
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Why was Achilles a terrible medical student?
He could never get past the heel section.
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He could never get past the heel section.
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April 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why was Achilles a terrible medical student?
He could never get past the heel section.
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He could never get past the heel section.
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Why don't math teachers ever get bored?
Because they always have board games!
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Because they always have board games!
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April 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why don't math teachers ever get bored?
Because they always have board games!
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Because they always have board games!
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When I joined the military, the drill sergeant shouted "About face!"
So I told him I thought my nose was a bit too big.
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So I told him I thought my nose was a bit too big.
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April 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
When I joined the military, the drill sergeant shouted "About face!"
So I told him I thought my nose was a bit too big.
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So I told him I thought my nose was a bit too big.
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My wife asked if I wanted to go sailing or shopping today.
I chose the latter because I've always preferred a good sale over a good sail.
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I chose the latter because I've always preferred a good sale over a good sail.
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April 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My wife asked if I wanted to go sailing or shopping today.
I chose the latter because I've always preferred a good sale over a good sail.
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I chose the latter because I've always preferred a good sale over a good sail.
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Why are trees bad at talking?
They're all bark!
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They're all bark!
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April 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why are trees bad at talking?
They're all bark!
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They're all bark!
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I told my alarm clock "good night" before bed.
It replied, "I'll be the judge of that."
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It replied, "I'll be the judge of that."
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April 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I told my alarm clock "good night" before bed.
It replied, "I'll be the judge of that."
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It replied, "I'll be the judge of that."
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Why couldn't the artichoke tell its story?
It got too choked up.
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It got too choked up.
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April 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why couldn't the artichoke tell its story?
It got too choked up.
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It got too choked up.
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Why did the referee get kicked out of the bar?
He kept dipping his whistle in everyone's drinks, claiming he was just "wetting his whistle."
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He kept dipping his whistle in everyone's drinks, claiming he was just "wetting his whistle."
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March 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why did the referee get kicked out of the bar?
He kept dipping his whistle in everyone's drinks, claiming he was just "wetting his whistle."
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He kept dipping his whistle in everyone's drinks, claiming he was just "wetting his whistle."
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What did the defiant scale say?
"No weigh!"
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"No weigh!"
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March 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
What did the defiant scale say?
"No weigh!"
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"No weigh!"
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Why are rabbits always praying?
Because they're prey animals!
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Because they're prey animals!
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March 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why are rabbits always praying?
Because they're prey animals!
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Because they're prey animals!
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Why can't my chef friend handle criticism?
He can dish it out, but he can't take it.
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He can dish it out, but he can't take it.
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March 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why can't my chef friend handle criticism?
He can dish it out, but he can't take it.
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He can dish it out, but he can't take it.
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Why couldn't the tree pack its trunk for vacation?
It was too rooted in its ways.
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It was too rooted in its ways.
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March 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why couldn't the tree pack its trunk for vacation?
It was too rooted in its ways.
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It was too rooted in its ways.
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What do you call a lazy religious cult?
Idle worshippers.
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Idle worshippers.
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March 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
What do you call a lazy religious cult?
Idle worshippers.
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Idle worshippers.
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Why are magnets so lucky in love?
Because they're naturally attractive and always picking things up.
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Because they're naturally attractive and always picking things up.
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March 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why are magnets so lucky in love?
Because they're naturally attractive and always picking things up.
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Because they're naturally attractive and always picking things up.
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Patient: "Doctor, I've been full of tears lately."
Doctor: "What seems to be causing this emotional distress?"
Patient: "I keep buying cheap jeans."
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Doctor: "What seems to be causing this emotional distress?"
Patient: "I keep buying cheap jeans."
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March 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Patient: "Doctor, I've been full of tears lately."
Doctor: "What seems to be causing this emotional distress?"
Patient: "I keep buying cheap jeans."
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Doctor: "What seems to be causing this emotional distress?"
Patient: "I keep buying cheap jeans."
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What kind of airline has no entertainment, no food, and uncomfortable seats?
A plain plane.
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A plain plane.
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March 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
What kind of airline has no entertainment, no food, and uncomfortable seats?
A plain plane.
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A plain plane.
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Why did the pot go to therapy?
It couldn't keep a lid on its feelings.
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It couldn't keep a lid on its feelings.
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March 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why did the pot go to therapy?
It couldn't keep a lid on its feelings.
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It couldn't keep a lid on its feelings.
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Why did the smartphone fall into the pool?
It wanted to sync.
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It wanted to sync.
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March 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why did the smartphone fall into the pool?
It wanted to sync.
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It wanted to sync.
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Why are matches so good at dating?
They always find someone to strike a spark with!
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They always find someone to strike a spark with!
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March 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Why are matches so good at dating?
They always find someone to strike a spark with!
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They always find someone to strike a spark with!
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