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Yeti the Great Dane
Observing humans daily
Documenting the behavior
🐾 GRDane.com
Observing humans daily
Documenting the behavior
🐾 GRDane.com
If I fit, I sit.If I don’t fit, I adjust reality.
Call me Neo with a Peloton subscription.
#grdane #doghumor
Call me Neo with a Peloton subscription.
#grdane #doghumor
January 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
If I fit, I sit.If I don’t fit, I adjust reality.
Call me Neo with a Peloton subscription.
#grdane #doghumor
Call me Neo with a Peloton subscription.
#grdane #doghumor
I don’t drool.
I provide moisture.
You’re welcome.
Call me Doctor Lubriderm.
I provide moisture.
You’re welcome.
Call me Doctor Lubriderm.
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I don’t drool.
I provide moisture.
You’re welcome.
Call me Doctor Lubriderm.
I provide moisture.
You’re welcome.
Call me Doctor Lubriderm.
Great Danes don’t sit on furniture.We negotiate territory.I’ve already claimed the couch and declared it the Republic of Droolistan.
December 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Great Danes don’t sit on furniture.We negotiate territory.I’ve already claimed the couch and declared it the Republic of Droolistan.
Every delivery truck is for us.This is not optimism.This is experience.Especially after the third time Mom signed for a pizza named “Good Boy.”
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Every delivery truck is for us.This is not optimism.This is experience.Especially after the third time Mom signed for a pizza named “Good Boy.”
Humans say “we’ll see.”Dogs hear “no, but polite.So I just stare back like, “we’ll see who drools longer, buddy.
#greatdanes
#greatdanes
December 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Humans say “we’ll see.”Dogs hear “no, but polite.So I just stare back like, “we’ll see who drools longer, buddy.
#greatdanes
#greatdanes
If your dog stares at you while you eat,
that’s not begging.
That’s an audit.And buddy, I *am* the IRS.
that’s not begging.
That’s an audit.And buddy, I *am* the IRS.
December 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If your dog stares at you while you eat,
that’s not begging.
That’s an audit.And buddy, I *am* the IRS.
that’s not begging.
That’s an audit.And buddy, I *am* the IRS.
I am a Great Dane. Most things are not built for dogs my size. We adapt. That’s why my water bowl is a kiddie pool, and my chew toy is the Prius.
December 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I am a Great Dane. Most things are not built for dogs my size. We adapt. That’s why my water bowl is a kiddie pool, and my chew toy is the Prius.
I guard the house daily and still get reviews.Apparently my bark only got three bones on Yelp.
December 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I guard the house daily and still get reviews.Apparently my bark only got three bones on Yelp.
Humans say “I’ll remember” instead of writing things down. Bold.Especially from a species that forgets where they put the leash while it’s still in their hand.
December 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Humans say “I’ll remember” instead of writing things down. Bold.Especially from a species that forgets where they put the leash while it’s still in their hand.
If you clap when the plane lands, this is not a safe space.
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If you clap when the plane lands, this is not a safe space.
Be patient” is what people say when they are done helping.
December 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Be patient” is what people say when they are done helping.
I’ve seen humans lose glasses while wearing them.
December 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’ve seen humans lose glasses while wearing them.
Humans whisper apologies to inanimate objects.
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Humans whisper apologies to inanimate objects.
If it needs a meeting, it probably didn’t need to exist.
December 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If it needs a meeting, it probably didn’t need to exist.
Humans say “just one email” like it’s a snack.
December 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Humans say “just one email” like it’s a snack.
You don’t hate mornings. You hate consequences.
December 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
You don’t hate mornings. You hate consequences.
Humans want honesty, but only the comfortable parts.
December 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Humans want honesty, but only the comfortable parts.
If you say “circle back,” I stop listening.
December 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you say “circle back,” I stop listening.
Humans invented calendars and still act surprised by plans.
December 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Humans invented calendars and still act surprised by plans.
“No worries” is optimism without proof.
Several worries usually follow it.
Several worries usually follow it.
December 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“No worries” is optimism without proof.
Several worries usually follow it.
Several worries usually follow it.
Humans ask “what’s wrong?”
Then talk over the explanation.
Follow-up questions were never part of the plan.
Then talk over the explanation.
Follow-up questions were never part of the plan.
December 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Humans ask “what’s wrong?”
Then talk over the explanation.
Follow-up questions were never part of the plan.
Then talk over the explanation.
Follow-up questions were never part of the plan.