The KefkeWren 🐀
@yesthatkefke.bsky.social
Former creepypasta author, occasional game writer/designer, TTRPG nerd.
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The KefkeWren 🐀
@yesthatkefke.bsky.social
· Apr 21
If I see an account with a blue checkmark, I'm blocking it.
Me checking out the latest crop of generic isekai
a sesame street character says i love trash in yellow letters
ALT: a sesame street character says i love trash in yellow letters
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November 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Me checking out the latest crop of generic isekai
I get clinics being closed on weekends. I don't like it, but I get it.
You know what I don't get? My local walk-in clinic is closed on Monday. Horrendous.
You know what I don't get? My local walk-in clinic is closed on Monday. Horrendous.
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I get clinics being closed on weekends. I don't like it, but I get it.
You know what I don't get? My local walk-in clinic is closed on Monday. Horrendous.
You know what I don't get? My local walk-in clinic is closed on Monday. Horrendous.
The cheapest ear drops I could find were homeopathic. So, on the one hand, any relief I'm feeling is probably psychosomatic. On the other, I'll take whatever relief I can get.
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The cheapest ear drops I could find were homeopathic. So, on the one hand, any relief I'm feeling is probably psychosomatic. On the other, I'll take whatever relief I can get.
I think Alastor's deal requires him to cultivate a suitable replacement, and he gave up on Vox when he realized that Vox was the type to hide behind others rather than grow his own strength. #hazbinhotel
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I think Alastor's deal requires him to cultivate a suitable replacement, and he gave up on Vox when he realized that Vox was the type to hide behind others rather than grow his own strength. #hazbinhotel
Post your favorite Star Trek character!
(Wrong answers only)
(Wrong answers only)
November 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character!
(Wrong answers only)
(Wrong answers only)
A lot of games like to run hostage plots. Which is a problem, because my response to someone taking a hostage is NOT the expected hesitation. It's more like, "You won't let them go if it's getting you what you want, so release them now and I MIGHT not take as much revenge on you."
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A lot of games like to run hostage plots. Which is a problem, because my response to someone taking a hostage is NOT the expected hesitation. It's more like, "You won't let them go if it's getting you what you want, so release them now and I MIGHT not take as much revenge on you."
Get to know your followers
10 Random things you like
The sounds of a thunderstorm
Songs that make me cry
Imagining how I'd improve any game
Cheesecake
Crackly old records
The original "Indiana Jones" trilogy
How classic cars look
Puns
Buffet restaurants
Rottweilers
10 Random things you like
The sounds of a thunderstorm
Songs that make me cry
Imagining how I'd improve any game
Cheesecake
Crackly old records
The original "Indiana Jones" trilogy
How classic cars look
Puns
Buffet restaurants
Rottweilers
Get to know your followers
10 Random things you like
Recreational narcotics
Vinyl
Computer gaming (Borderlands franchise ftw)
Indie graphic novels
The art of Ralph Steadman & Bill Sienkiewicz
Documentaries
Going to a museum high off my ass
David Sedaris
Communing with animals
Solitude
10 Random things you like
Recreational narcotics
Vinyl
Computer gaming (Borderlands franchise ftw)
Indie graphic novels
The art of Ralph Steadman & Bill Sienkiewicz
Documentaries
Going to a museum high off my ass
David Sedaris
Communing with animals
Solitude
Get to know your followers
10 Random things you like
The Cramps (Ivy and Lux)
OG Punk Rock (Music)
Sports (football and hockey)
Seafood
Quentin Tarantino Movies
Weed
Travel
Wine
A good book (mostly Music related)
Fashion
10 Random things you like
The Cramps (Ivy and Lux)
OG Punk Rock (Music)
Sports (football and hockey)
Seafood
Quentin Tarantino Movies
Weed
Travel
Wine
A good book (mostly Music related)
Fashion
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Get to know your followers
10 Random things you like
The sounds of a thunderstorm
Songs that make me cry
Imagining how I'd improve any game
Cheesecake
Crackly old records
The original "Indiana Jones" trilogy
How classic cars look
Puns
Buffet restaurants
Rottweilers
10 Random things you like
The sounds of a thunderstorm
Songs that make me cry
Imagining how I'd improve any game
Cheesecake
Crackly old records
The original "Indiana Jones" trilogy
How classic cars look
Puns
Buffet restaurants
Rottweilers
Minecraft by reputation; Cozy little block game for building.
Minecraft by worldbuilding; Lovecraftian horror sim where the living dead roam the earth, dark secrets lie in forgotten places, and you must pierce the veil to exploit the powers of Hell and a place beyond the stars that Is Not Heaven
Minecraft by worldbuilding; Lovecraftian horror sim where the living dead roam the earth, dark secrets lie in forgotten places, and you must pierce the veil to exploit the powers of Hell and a place beyond the stars that Is Not Heaven
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Minecraft by reputation; Cozy little block game for building.
Minecraft by worldbuilding; Lovecraftian horror sim where the living dead roam the earth, dark secrets lie in forgotten places, and you must pierce the veil to exploit the powers of Hell and a place beyond the stars that Is Not Heaven
Minecraft by worldbuilding; Lovecraftian horror sim where the living dead roam the earth, dark secrets lie in forgotten places, and you must pierce the veil to exploit the powers of Hell and a place beyond the stars that Is Not Heaven
My housemate has a caregiver who turns on Christian broadcasting whenever she comes over. Which they leave on while the two of them are out running errands.
Anyway...I walk out of my room to make food, and see the "pastor" on TV doing a FUCKING COLD READING. Just saying it was Jesus instead of ESP.
Anyway...I walk out of my room to make food, and see the "pastor" on TV doing a FUCKING COLD READING. Just saying it was Jesus instead of ESP.
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My housemate has a caregiver who turns on Christian broadcasting whenever she comes over. Which they leave on while the two of them are out running errands.
Anyway...I walk out of my room to make food, and see the "pastor" on TV doing a FUCKING COLD READING. Just saying it was Jesus instead of ESP.
Anyway...I walk out of my room to make food, and see the "pastor" on TV doing a FUCKING COLD READING. Just saying it was Jesus instead of ESP.
Just got done seeing my daughter performing in a production of "The Crucible". A bit too intense for me, but she was amazing. (Also met her girlfriend for the first time. She seems nice. 🌈👍)
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Just got done seeing my daughter performing in a production of "The Crucible". A bit too intense for me, but she was amazing. (Also met her girlfriend for the first time. She seems nice. 🌈👍)
I have a strained relationship with roguelike games. Can't stop playing, but they are the number one thing that makes me crash out.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I have a strained relationship with roguelike games. Can't stop playing, but they are the number one thing that makes me crash out.
Recently, I was told by someone that allergic reactions can cause arthritis to flare up. So for people like them, who have fruit allergies and arthritis, Bone Hurting Juice is real.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Recently, I was told by someone that allergic reactions can cause arthritis to flare up. So for people like them, who have fruit allergies and arthritis, Bone Hurting Juice is real.
I think a lot about the original D&D 3.5 version of Sorcerer. The mechanics sucked, but I actually liked that where your magic came from was less important to class identity than how you used it. How different would Sorcerers look today if it had stayed like that?
#d&d #ttrpg
#d&d #ttrpg
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Reposted by The KefkeWren 🐀
In 2015, a man commented "looks great!" on a picture of a cake his niece had baked, and that is the last normal thing anyone has said on the internet.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In 2015, a man commented "looks great!" on a picture of a cake his niece had baked, and that is the last normal thing anyone has said on the internet.
Tonight on D&D: The 20 Different Plans That We Discarded To Come Back To Doing The Thing We Originally Decided Wouldn't Work Without Any Improvements
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Tonight on D&D: The 20 Different Plans That We Discarded To Come Back To Doing The Thing We Originally Decided Wouldn't Work Without Any Improvements
You know, I might just be someone who needs to hear this...
I don't know who needs to hear this, but all four seasons of Beakman's World are on Tubi.
One of the best science shows for kids ever produced and one that definitely should be mentioned alongside Mr. Wizard, 3-2-1 Contact, and Bill Nye the Science Guy.
tubitv.com/series/30000...
One of the best science shows for kids ever produced and one that definitely should be mentioned alongside Mr. Wizard, 3-2-1 Contact, and Bill Nye the Science Guy.
tubitv.com/series/30000...
Beakman's World
A slightly nutty, always inquisitive scientist leads a journey of discovery while performing experiments that demonstrate how the world works.
tubitv.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You know, I might just be someone who needs to hear this...
That is fantastic.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
That is fantastic.
Sometimes it's worth looking at a story from a different perspective. At least the first two Terminators are a horror story if your last name is Connor. Delicious In Dungeon provides several Soulsborne boss backstories. Toy Story has a lot in common with cosmic horror.
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Sometimes it's worth looking at a story from a different perspective. At least the first two Terminators are a horror story if your last name is Connor. Delicious In Dungeon provides several Soulsborne boss backstories. Toy Story has a lot in common with cosmic horror.
Typical.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Typical.
This is basically me at the end of a gaming session...
Or any social interaction.
Or any social interaction.
The Dragon decided their bed was too far away and the floor will do just fine.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is basically me at the end of a gaming session...
Or any social interaction.
Or any social interaction.
Too late for some of my teeth, but fantastic news nonetheless.
An amazing discovery
scitechdaily.com/goodbye-cavi...
scitechdaily.com/goodbye-cavi...
Goodbye, Cavities? Scientists Just Found a Way to Regrow Tooth Enamel
Scientists at the University of Nottingham have developed a new protein-based gel that can restore tooth enamel by mimicking the body’s natural growth processes. A newly developed material has been us...
scitechdaily.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Too late for some of my teeth, but fantastic news nonetheless.
I am in charge of Thanksgiving dinner every year, and let me tell you, the urge to serve this is bordering on intrusive thoughts.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I am in charge of Thanksgiving dinner every year, and let me tell you, the urge to serve this is bordering on intrusive thoughts.
Reposted by The KefkeWren 🐀
Today on "people not understanding that animation is a medium, and not a rating"...
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Today on "people not understanding that animation is a medium, and not a rating"...
"Oblivion and Skyrim are sandboxes, but Morrowind is the whole playground."
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"Oblivion and Skyrim are sandboxes, but Morrowind is the whole playground."