The KefkeWren 🐀
@yesthatkefke.bsky.social
Former creepypasta author, occasional game writer/designer, TTRPG nerd.
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I'd like people to suggest Youtube videos to me. No serious topics. Just niche things you find interesting. I want to broaden my horizons and Youtube's algorithm is afraid I'll click off of anything new.
February 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Since people already made the White Gilgamesh, may I offer an alternative...
Mix one third beer.
One third milk.
From a goat or of its ilk.
With mint liqueur and Jäger shot.
To make your stomach feel like rot.
Green Enkidu, sits like lead.
Makes you feel as though you're dead.
Mix one third beer.
One third milk.
From a goat or of its ilk.
With mint liqueur and Jäger shot.
To make your stomach feel like rot.
Green Enkidu, sits like lead.
Makes you feel as though you're dead.
February 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Since people already made the White Gilgamesh, may I offer an alternative...
Mix one third beer.
One third milk.
From a goat or of its ilk.
With mint liqueur and Jäger shot.
To make your stomach feel like rot.
Green Enkidu, sits like lead.
Makes you feel as though you're dead.
Mix one third beer.
One third milk.
From a goat or of its ilk.
With mint liqueur and Jäger shot.
To make your stomach feel like rot.
Green Enkidu, sits like lead.
Makes you feel as though you're dead.
There was a Metroidvania I wanted to make, but I don't think it will ever happen. Lady mechanic with a big wrench and gadgets fighting robots in the guts of a steampunk city.
February 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
There was a Metroidvania I wanted to make, but I don't think it will ever happen. Lady mechanic with a big wrench and gadgets fighting robots in the guts of a steampunk city.
Anyone else feel like they do more to help others than they do for themselves?
February 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Anyone else feel like they do more to help others than they do for themselves?
The new cherry float coke is pretty good. Not life-changing or anything, but I like it better than regular coke. Which is tragic, because it's definitely going to end up being a short-lived gimmick flavor.
February 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
The new cherry float coke is pretty good. Not life-changing or anything, but I like it better than regular coke. Which is tragic, because it's definitely going to end up being a short-lived gimmick flavor.
I think some people have the idea that cosmic horror is, "What if the universe were full of really scary monsters that are very strong?" when really it's about the idea that in the grand scheme of things, our world and everything in it endures only because of how insignificant it is.
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I think some people have the idea that cosmic horror is, "What if the universe were full of really scary monsters that are very strong?" when really it's about the idea that in the grand scheme of things, our world and everything in it endures only because of how insignificant it is.
I've been looking into fashion again. I'd love to dress better. The problem is that I don't agree with modern ideas of style. Modern clothes just don't seem stylish.
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I've been looking into fashion again. I'd love to dress better. The problem is that I don't agree with modern ideas of style. Modern clothes just don't seem stylish.
The sleeper has a woke.
February 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
The sleeper has a woke.
I just want a free game that's exactly what I want to play, is that so much to ask?
February 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I just want a free game that's exactly what I want to play, is that so much to ask?
Starbound. Leaving aside my personal bad experiences dealing with Chucklefish employees, they took money to develop the game and spent it on publishing other people's games, dropped a large amount of the promised content, and claimed credit for things they took from modders. Absolute fraud.
February 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Starbound. Leaving aside my personal bad experiences dealing with Chucklefish employees, they took money to develop the game and spent it on publishing other people's games, dropped a large amount of the promised content, and claimed credit for things they took from modders. Absolute fraud.
The fact that in Fate, literary figures can become Servants if they're famous enough is so funny to me. Like imagine thinking that you're sure to win because you managed to summon some big name hero like King Arthur or Gilgamesh, and then the dweeb Caster pulls off his glasses to use heat vision.
February 5, 2026 at 2:38 AM
The fact that in Fate, literary figures can become Servants if they're famous enough is so funny to me. Like imagine thinking that you're sure to win because you managed to summon some big name hero like King Arthur or Gilgamesh, and then the dweeb Caster pulls off his glasses to use heat vision.
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
February 3, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I should make an anime. It could be about an Italian grandmother who manages a market in the alley beside her house, and goes to visit the various stalls that all give her a cut of the profits.
Nonna's Bazaar and Ventures
Nonna's Bazaar and Ventures
February 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I should make an anime. It could be about an Italian grandmother who manages a market in the alley beside her house, and goes to visit the various stalls that all give her a cut of the profits.
Nonna's Bazaar and Ventures
Nonna's Bazaar and Ventures
PRESENTING: The Pokemon Charity Nobody Asked for!
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Mawiles on Wheels
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Mawiles on Wheels
February 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
PRESENTING: The Pokemon Charity Nobody Asked for!
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Mawiles on Wheels
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Mawiles on Wheels
Now I'm flirting with the idea of having esoteric *armors* as well. Things that are only as protective as ordinary clothes, unless you know how to infuse them with your spiritual energies.
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Now I'm flirting with the idea of having esoteric *armors* as well. Things that are only as protective as ordinary clothes, unless you know how to infuse them with your spiritual energies.
Been a while since I posted about Esoteric Weapons, but I was struck by inspiration. I envision Spirit Swords as one-handed, but I love the imagery of gripping the sword with both hands and pouring more aura into the blade.
February 3, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Been a while since I posted about Esoteric Weapons, but I was struck by inspiration. I envision Spirit Swords as one-handed, but I love the imagery of gripping the sword with both hands and pouring more aura into the blade.
I'm not really against people using AI for personal enjoyment or to cover gaps in their skills, but I feel like passing this "tell" around, mainly because I WANT AI creators to hide it.
In AI created songs, the lyrics often have very simple rhyming. Mainly just using couplets with basic vocabulary.
In AI created songs, the lyrics often have very simple rhyming. Mainly just using couplets with basic vocabulary.
February 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I'm not really against people using AI for personal enjoyment or to cover gaps in their skills, but I feel like passing this "tell" around, mainly because I WANT AI creators to hide it.
In AI created songs, the lyrics often have very simple rhyming. Mainly just using couplets with basic vocabulary.
In AI created songs, the lyrics often have very simple rhyming. Mainly just using couplets with basic vocabulary.
Housemate is in the other room, loudly ranting about whatever minor slight set her off today, and I keep looking over to the spray bottle next to my desk.
It would be REALLY funny, right up till I was out on the street.
It would be REALLY funny, right up till I was out on the street.
February 2, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Housemate is in the other room, loudly ranting about whatever minor slight set her off today, and I keep looking over to the spray bottle next to my desk.
It would be REALLY funny, right up till I was out on the street.
It would be REALLY funny, right up till I was out on the street.
Okay, progress. I have escaped the clutches of bed.
...I think my body's "check engine" light is on.
...I think my body's "check engine" light is on.
February 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Okay, progress. I have escaped the clutches of bed.
...I think my body's "check engine" light is on.
...I think my body's "check engine" light is on.
Incredible struggle today, between, "make friends the lasagna I promised them", "maintain perfect attendance record", and "BUT I'M COZY!"
February 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Incredible struggle today, between, "make friends the lasagna I promised them", "maintain perfect attendance record", and "BUT I'M COZY!"
Saw someone giving shout-outs to all the artists they have and will commission. Well...shout-out to all the artists I really wanted to commission, but the timing or finances weren't right.
February 2, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Saw someone giving shout-outs to all the artists they have and will commission. Well...shout-out to all the artists I really wanted to commission, but the timing or finances weren't right.
I feel this way about The Outer Worlds, but in reverse. I see a lot of people say they found it shallow, boring, or corny. Meanwhile, what I remember is having a lot of freedom and choice, solid gameplay, and a setting that actually becomes chillingly believable when you start looking at history.
Sometimes I see people enjoying a game I hated and I just want to ask them if we played the same game.
"Immersive, lore-intense world-building!"
WHERE, MF???
"Immersive, lore-intense world-building!"
WHERE, MF???
February 2, 2026 at 7:01 AM
I feel this way about The Outer Worlds, but in reverse. I see a lot of people say they found it shallow, boring, or corny. Meanwhile, what I remember is having a lot of freedom and choice, solid gameplay, and a setting that actually becomes chillingly believable when you start looking at history.
Slept through my alarm and the rest of the day. I should go to bed and reset myself, but I just woke up a couple hours ago, so that's a no-go.
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Slept through my alarm and the rest of the day. I should go to bed and reset myself, but I just woke up a couple hours ago, so that's a no-go.