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Amb
@yesmaamber.bsky.social
-DC Artist
-Owner of opinions both good and bad
-local restaurant scene devotee
-May be yelling about college sports (RTR)


She/Her
Happy Northeast Corridor Michelin Awards Day to my fellow sickos who have been placing bets and speculating on new stars for months:

6abc.com/post/micheli...
MICHELIN Guide: Which Philadelphia restaurants will earn a star? Here's how to watch live
Recognition from the MICHELIN Guide is widely considered the gold standard in the restaurant industry. Philadelphia eateries will receive the city's first-ever accolades.
6abc.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Don't do any of this.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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"You see, your holiness, there are 8 to 12 players. Two wizards. A maverick. The arbiter. Two warriors. A corporal, and a ledgerman. Now the ledgerman just keeps score, and he wears this hat"
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
A friend once told me that you can, in fact, just order 12 burritos from Taco Bell and freeze them.
They are better than anything frozen you can buy in a store and they reheat really well.
Genius move.
Everyone should know this fact.
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I choose to believe Trump blew Bill Clinton because it's giving Head of State.
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Okay, but hear me out:
Abigail Spanberger as the Virginia Flag for Halloween next year.
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My birthday is coming up...
yea-alabama.com/yea-alabama-...
Yea Alabama Announces Bourbon Line - Yea Alabama
Tuscaloosa, AL | Yea Alabama, in collaboration with Bespoken…
yea-alabama.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Another Monday, another commute where I am begging the DC region to quit driving like assholes and learn to love the zipper merge
October 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Today's Alabama Game
October 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
[Slightly out of Tune Rammer Jammer Music]

Hey Gamecockssss

[more out of tune music]

Hey Gamecocckkkss

We just beat you by the grace of god

Rammer jammer yellow hammer

Fix it Jesus, Alabama
October 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Vanderbilt is 7-1 with this remaining schedule.

Talk to your kids about Playoff Vandy because it's possible.
October 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
October 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Honestly I want to know how many years off your life watching college football takes.
It can't be zero.
Not in my SEC where it just means more.
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Alabama has sixteen rushing yards, meaning they have not rushed for the length of a single bowling lane yet today
October 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The momentum. It has shifted.

Why don't we have a spy on Lenore Sellers?

Why is our O-line a disaster?

WHY IS SANDSTORM BY DARUDE SO POWERFUL????
Every time I see a glimmer of hope we turn right back around and fuck right the fuck up.
October 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"You know what they say, it's not about the X's and O's it's about the Jimmies and the Joes and...they just have no Jimmies and no Joes."
Idk if that...IS what they say, Bachelor's Jesse Palmer, but if you say so...!
October 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Do I dare????
October 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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[george costanza voice] she blinded me with science
October 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Not enough of you believe me right now, but "Rebuild The White House" is going to become one of the most popular slogans in American political history
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I love it here but I swear half the DC non eq season sounds like:

"Leafblower Brick Theatre" proudly produces "Hedda! I hardly know'a!"

"Stop Drop and Role Players" present "Black Snake, White Elephant."

"See No Rain's" inaugural production of "Hamlet, Hamnet, Ham"
October 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Petition to ban the phrase "now more than ever" outright.
October 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Do these slap or do we every day stray further from God's light? Both?
October 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM