Boston "Boston" Smith
@yerbuddyboston.bsky.social
doing my best to fucking slay with varying results | they/them
Pinned
David: *plays sacred chord*
God: *orgasms*
God: *orgasms*
I hate the word "defenestrate." Every time I see it, I just wanna throw it out a window.
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I hate the word "defenestrate." Every time I see it, I just wanna throw it out a window.
From the Desk of Alexander Hamilton:
Dearest Darlingest Journal,
I met some swell men today. Here are my first impressions of them:
Lafayette - hard rock like Lancelot
Mulligan - sexy pants
Laurens - I like him
Dearest Darlingest Journal,
I met some swell men today. Here are my first impressions of them:
Lafayette - hard rock like Lancelot
Mulligan - sexy pants
Laurens - I like him
September 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
From the Desk of Alexander Hamilton:
Dearest Darlingest Journal,
I met some swell men today. Here are my first impressions of them:
Lafayette - hard rock like Lancelot
Mulligan - sexy pants
Laurens - I like him
Dearest Darlingest Journal,
I met some swell men today. Here are my first impressions of them:
Lafayette - hard rock like Lancelot
Mulligan - sexy pants
Laurens - I like him
Can we chill out about AI for like 20 seconds? We're working way too quickly with technology we don't fully understand and it's freaking me the fuck out.
August 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Can we chill out about AI for like 20 seconds? We're working way too quickly with technology we don't fully understand and it's freaking me the fuck out.
You ever tell someone "That's a good album" only to immediately realize that you've never listened to the whole album, it just happens to have one of your favorite songs on it and then you're filled with the unrelenting guilt that you just lied and are worse than Hitler? Me neither.
July 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
You ever tell someone "That's a good album" only to immediately realize that you've never listened to the whole album, it just happens to have one of your favorite songs on it and then you're filled with the unrelenting guilt that you just lied and are worse than Hitler? Me neither.
Everyone's always asking if I know the muffin man, but no one even bothers to find out if the muffin man really knows himself
July 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Everyone's always asking if I know the muffin man, but no one even bothers to find out if the muffin man really knows himself
June the fourth be with you
June 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
June the fourth be with you
I want to start a cult of Dionysus. It'd just be a bunch of theatre nerds getting drunk and doing improv and that sounds like a damn good time to me
May 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I want to start a cult of Dionysus. It'd just be a bunch of theatre nerds getting drunk and doing improv and that sounds like a damn good time to me
David: *plays sacred chord*
God: *orgasms*
God: *orgasms*
May 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
David: *plays sacred chord*
God: *orgasms*
God: *orgasms*
Batman: Robin, to the Batmobile.
Robin: *shits*
Batman: ROBIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Robin: *shits*
Batman: ROBIN I SWEAR TO GOD
May 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Batman: Robin, to the Batmobile.
Robin: *shits*
Batman: ROBIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Robin: *shits*
Batman: ROBIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The fact that "Steve's Lava Chicken" is such a fire song in such a subpar movie makes me irrationally angry
April 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The fact that "Steve's Lava Chicken" is such a fire song in such a subpar movie makes me irrationally angry
I love how Ben Folds is like, "Yo Pops, been thinking about joining the army," and his dad's first thought is, "Dammit, my boy's high again."
March 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I love how Ben Folds is like, "Yo Pops, been thinking about joining the army," and his dad's first thought is, "Dammit, my boy's high again."
I really hope the Cats movie ends up becoming one of those cult classic movies
February 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I really hope the Cats movie ends up becoming one of those cult classic movies
If you're ever faced with the decision of whether or not to eat an uncooked kernel, just remember:
1. Don't
2. Stop
3. Make it pop
4. Dj blow my speakers up
5. Tonight
6. Ima fight
7. Till we see the sunlight
8. Tick tock
9. On the clock
10. But the party don't stop
11. Oh woah oh-oh
12. Repeat #11
1. Don't
2. Stop
3. Make it pop
4. Dj blow my speakers up
5. Tonight
6. Ima fight
7. Till we see the sunlight
8. Tick tock
9. On the clock
10. But the party don't stop
11. Oh woah oh-oh
12. Repeat #11
January 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If you're ever faced with the decision of whether or not to eat an uncooked kernel, just remember:
1. Don't
2. Stop
3. Make it pop
4. Dj blow my speakers up
5. Tonight
6. Ima fight
7. Till we see the sunlight
8. Tick tock
9. On the clock
10. But the party don't stop
11. Oh woah oh-oh
12. Repeat #11
1. Don't
2. Stop
3. Make it pop
4. Dj blow my speakers up
5. Tonight
6. Ima fight
7. Till we see the sunlight
8. Tick tock
9. On the clock
10. But the party don't stop
11. Oh woah oh-oh
12. Repeat #11
Wow, how time flies. It feels like 2024 was only yesterday.
January 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Wow, how time flies. It feels like 2024 was only yesterday.
What happens to Smurfs when they outgrow their namesaked trait? Is Clumsy Smurf still named Clumsy Smurf if he gets his shit together? Is Baker Smurf still named Baker Smurf if he decides to make a career switch to marketing? Is 20-20 Vision Smurf still named that if he goes blind?
December 17, 2024 at 8:59 PM
What happens to Smurfs when they outgrow their namesaked trait? Is Clumsy Smurf still named Clumsy Smurf if he gets his shit together? Is Baker Smurf still named Baker Smurf if he decides to make a career switch to marketing? Is 20-20 Vision Smurf still named that if he goes blind?
More like Magic the Gathering deez nuts
December 17, 2024 at 3:19 AM
More like Magic the Gathering deez nuts
Maybe the real friends were the friends we made along the way
December 15, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Maybe the real friends were the friends we made along the way
San Francisco treat? More like San Francisco YEET
December 14, 2024 at 1:06 AM
San Francisco treat? More like San Francisco YEET
I find the music of My Chemical Romance to be very relatable. I, too, am terrified of teenagers
December 12, 2024 at 4:45 AM
I find the music of My Chemical Romance to be very relatable. I, too, am terrified of teenagers
Reposted by Boston "Boston" Smith
It's ironic how Snow Miser rules over all things cold when he is, ironically, very hot
December 8, 2024 at 4:41 PM
It's ironic how Snow Miser rules over all things cold when he is, ironically, very hot
Little Lamb: Do you hear what I hear?
Shepherd Boy: Holy shit, a talking lamb!
Shepherd Boy: Holy shit, a talking lamb!
November 29, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Little Lamb: Do you hear what I hear?
Shepherd Boy: Holy shit, a talking lamb!
Shepherd Boy: Holy shit, a talking lamb!
“The Wizard of Oz” feels like one of those movies they’d show in “The Truman Show” to keep Truman from wanting to leave home
November 28, 2024 at 9:43 PM
“The Wizard of Oz” feels like one of those movies they’d show in “The Truman Show” to keep Truman from wanting to leave home
I’ve come to realize that perhaps Mr. Owl wasn’t ever truly interested in how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Toosie Pop
November 18, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I’ve come to realize that perhaps Mr. Owl wasn’t ever truly interested in how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Toosie Pop
All those times I played House with my friends growing up didn’t do shit to prepare me for the real world
November 17, 2024 at 2:59 AM
All those times I played House with my friends growing up didn’t do shit to prepare me for the real world