Mike Hawk
@yellebow.bsky.social
They/them.
🩷💜💙
Alaska
Pole Bitch
Artist
Self Care Enthusiast
🩷💜💙
Alaska
Pole Bitch
Artist
Self Care Enthusiast
Seen today: someone on a motorcycle and someone driving their jeep with the top down
October 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Seen today: someone on a motorcycle and someone driving their jeep with the top down
“Just got some dope ass ink” *literally the worst quality tattoo I’ve ever seen in life*
October 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“Just got some dope ass ink” *literally the worst quality tattoo I’ve ever seen in life*
Sorry but you’re not getting your shit back!!!
September 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sorry but you’re not getting your shit back!!!
Worker helping push Ev’s wheelchair through the airport saw some flags and a wreath set up at one of the entrances and asked me if it was a holiday today
September 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Worker helping push Ev’s wheelchair through the airport saw some flags and a wreath set up at one of the entrances and asked me if it was a holiday today
Why didn’t osmosis jones stop covid?
September 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Why didn’t osmosis jones stop covid?
Crop dusting Capitol Hill
September 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Crop dusting Capitol Hill
What the literal fuck, girl
September 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What the literal fuck, girl
Not Sk8r Boy playing at the bank
August 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Not Sk8r Boy playing at the bank
I need to strangle whoever is responsible for the locking security wheels on the carriages at Fred Meyer with my bare hands
August 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I need to strangle whoever is responsible for the locking security wheels on the carriages at Fred Meyer with my bare hands
Did I just let myself get scammed? Maybe.
August 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Did I just let myself get scammed? Maybe.
Getting emotional writing up a blurb about what pole means to me. Getting emotional about pictures sent to me by my partner of all the people protesting while I’m stuck at work. I’m REALLY boutta be on my period fr fr
August 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Getting emotional writing up a blurb about what pole means to me. Getting emotional about pictures sent to me by my partner of all the people protesting while I’m stuck at work. I’m REALLY boutta be on my period fr fr
Catch me nording in that fucking spa
August 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Catch me nording in that fucking spa
Not falling for the boneless couch propaganda
August 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Not falling for the boneless couch propaganda
The new precious moments
Sonny angels and Labubu’s are the new Stanley cups
August 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The new precious moments
So many fun exciting things!!! Too many fun exciting things!!
August 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
So many fun exciting things!!! Too many fun exciting things!!
I just need this week to be over and then I just need this month to be over ya know 😅
August 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I just need this week to be over and then I just need this month to be over ya know 😅
Me @ me the second I step into the Michael’s store: I don’t want to alarm you, but we’re about to shit our pants
August 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Me @ me the second I step into the Michael’s store: I don’t want to alarm you, but we’re about to shit our pants
Trying not to succumb to the *get married within a year* Alaska propaganda
August 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Trying not to succumb to the *get married within a year* Alaska propaganda
No iPhone, I don’t want a photo montage video of my progressing alopecia. Thanks!!
August 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
No iPhone, I don’t want a photo montage video of my progressing alopecia. Thanks!!
Sunset? *takes long drag of a cigarette* I haven’t heard that name is years
August 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Sunset? *takes long drag of a cigarette* I haven’t heard that name is years
I know it’s corny to say “oh I knew from the beginning” but like I feel like I really do
July 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I know it’s corny to say “oh I knew from the beginning” but like I feel like I really do
I think the moral of the story is don’t do back flips off the dock at 31 years old
July 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I think the moral of the story is don’t do back flips off the dock at 31 years old
It’s to self: trying to squeeze a therapy appointment in on your lunch break is not a good idea
July 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It’s to self: trying to squeeze a therapy appointment in on your lunch break is not a good idea
Found out today that I can still do a backflip
July 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Found out today that I can still do a backflip