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Tristan Yperman
@yeeper623.bsky.social
BS Industrial Management with a focus on Construction, minor in BA. Mom of 2 toddlers. Super manager of controlled chaos. Pet-lover.
As someone who lost their grandma a few years ago, it's heartwarming to see another competitive "Peggy" playing pickleball. She would've giggled. #KingoftheHill #Peggy #IMissYouGranma
September 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I can't believe Charlie Kirk would k*ll himself so trump wouldn't have to release the epstein files.
I do believe trump would k*ll Charlie Kirk to distract from the epstein files/ birthday cards.
September 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
So wild that Charlie Kirk was Archduke Ferdinand.
September 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Rest in Peace, Minnesota State Rep. Melissa Hortman.
She was targeted and assassinated on June 14, 2025 between 2 am and 3:35 am CDT in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota. Vance Boelter was targeting 70+ Democrats at the time of the incident.
September 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
What's with #Target taking the labor out of Labor day??
August 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
There's no way men could survive being a woman. Imagine if men had to have a speculum used on their penises and swabbed to check for abnormal cells. Or their scrotums smashed to check for cancer. But women will put up with it.
August 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"Everyone knows boys mature slower than girls" but for some reason, girls are supposed to be submissive to boys. The same gender that invented Jackass and wars. But the one that takes care of everyone without any regards for themselves, is too "emotional" to run America.
August 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
One of my favorite games is spotting @phillamarr.bsky.social in shows, either irl or VA. Just watched him in #Veep and was complimented on his brazen balls
May 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I'm glad we're combating governmental spending waste by *checks notes* installing a makeup room for Pete Hegseth in the pentagon. #prettydumbboy
April 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I don't want to hear any criticism about a woman not being qualified for running for president because of "mood swings" after trump's fucking insanity with tariffs #neveragain #madmanpresident
April 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This is not silly Goose time. It's serious duck time.
April 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's disappointing how quick and easy it is to vote and also how no one my age was there
#marchelections #louisiana #whatarethese #amendmentsforants #justsayno
March 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Reposted by Tristan Yperman
The founder of Signal releases a response to SignalGate:

“There are so many great reasons to be on Signal.

Now including the opportunity for the vice president of the United States of America to randomly add you to a group chat for coordination of sensitive military operations.”
March 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
All that money and still parks like ass. Also, sitting in a running car instead of the waiting room because they can't be bother to sit with "commoners." And proudly supports the orange turd. Everyday just gets worse.
March 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Trump buying #teslurs must have his fan base in the oil and gas industry losing their damn minds. I can hear those diesel douchbags brains exploding from here 😁
March 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social is an American Patriot and hero! Thank you for standing up against tyrant wannabe kings!! 💙💙💙
February 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Current mood since January 20
The lego movie 2 - Everything's not awesome - English - 2160p - HDR
YouTube video by HDR - Shorts
youtu.be
February 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Elon going through government data gives big Penguin energy
#BatmanReturns #ThePenguin #SomethingFishy #Corrupt #fELONiaMusk
February 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Reposted by Tristan Yperman
fixed it
February 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
February 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
February 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The state of America right now?

Ever heard of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire?

It's like that, but it keeps getting progressively worse.
February 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Hi, I am @motherjones.com' disability reporter. In the following weeks, I am very interested in hearing how tariff nonsense impacts getting your meds and medical equipment. My email to get in touch is jmetraux@motherjones.com. Reposts appreciated.
February 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I would argue that "Time After Time" by Cyndi Lauper would've been a more fitting feature song for Deadpool and Wolverine than Madonna's "Like a Prayer" just because of the multiverse aspect
February 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM