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the "Real" Mac tonight🔞
@yeahman2008.bsky.social
{this account is (not so) NSFW however miners go away}


♍🚹 27 and straight
single and ready to mingle

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a White Knight for Grape Ape
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oh! hello there, I didn't see you come in, welcome to my little corner of the internet, I'm Mr. Mac tonight, before you take a seat in my lovely man cave. there are some rules here.

if you are not over the age of 18 you have to go, sorry kid-O I don't want you seeing stuff that you don't have to.
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if you told me in the big 26 Jeffrey Epstein was going to beat out Chris-Chan as the most documented person on the internet,

I wouldn't think it would be possible, but here we are.
February 18, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Sly hitting the mascot platformer pose #slycooper
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
(me who kind of have a green thumb)

my dad: "grow weed" "grow weed" "grow weed" "grow weed"
February 17, 2026 at 9:57 AM
I might not have Valentines date, or a GF...

but at least I still got lego...
February 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Valentine's day gift ideas for boys: Flowers or a broad sword!
February 12, 2026 at 5:08 PM
it been a night... I am gonna make like diarrhea and blow out of this shit hole.
a picture of a cat sleeping on a pillow with the words good night written above it
ALT: a picture of a cat sleeping on a pillow with the words good night written above it
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February 11, 2026 at 11:09 AM
I don't remember the Highwayman cover art being like this?
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 AM
all I can imagine when people are bragging about what is in their computer:
February 9, 2026 at 9:26 AM
how your dad might hunt:

vs.

how my dad might hunt:
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 AM
when you finish a Cabela's game:
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 AM
"I thought you said you were bringing games and snacks?"

but I did:
February 9, 2026 at 9:12 AM
who in the fuck is bad bunny???
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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Tiger Attack
February 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
yeah I see you there, now wipe your ass and get off the toilet.
February 8, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 4:08 AM
February 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
February 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
what really grinds my gears, is when someone say "X formerly known as twitter"

the only time people recognize that website as X is when they have to clarify
February 7, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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I keep on getting pinterest ads for scrub daddy holders that let him pee
February 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
My dm's
February 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 4:44 AM
you know what, lets be honest here and mark off big titty...
when will I find my big titty gooner GF???
February 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
when will I find my big titty gooner GF???
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
"I Purchased my first adoptable"

you are talking about a OC right? ...right?
February 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I can see being upset about a series, but if the game not being made by the original people,

then I think that should be a sign the game itself is being made for different people.

(I don't think the new fable is going to be bad, but I think the point is still here.)
February 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM