I don't click the Google doodle to be sent to an AI! I wanted to see if the little Chef had anything cute going on.

#Charlixcx partnering with John Cale is my moment—

If you ever wondered what version of Hallelujah plays on #Shrek (not the one in the soundtrack) please know that it's John Cale's version. And it's my favorite version.

Signing some of the lyrics of Lily Allen's #WestEndGirl out in the real world, while shopping for groceries, walking my dog, etc. . . . and I'm realizing some of these lyrics should NOT be sung out in public, without context. 😆

y'know for a person who's anxiety is triggered by loss of order, I sure throw myself into a lot of situations where order is lost 😂

My lovely, weird coping mechanism is to make lists to keep my chin up. Goals today include finally showering, brushing my hair, and not wearing the same sweatshirt this week.

Sharing because I'm mainly proud of myself for being able to plan some action for my day.

🎶Me as a DJ:

Single ladies! Put your hands up!
If you got student loans put your hands up!
If you deserve a treat put your hands up!
If you stopped doom scrolling put your hands up!

You know the boys in your middle school group project who never really had to do the work but you picked up the slack?

Why do I get the impression they did this malarky all the way into top positions?

I'm currently adding shower and get ready for my day to my to-do list. I always get a thrill when I check this off the list

If you're doomscrolling unintentionally, I really love this post from Break Free From the Internet substack.

"Don't focus on cutting back your time on the internet, focus on building a life that doesn't make you to spend your 8 hours on it."

Let's start a movement to change hold music to LoFi!

Retiring early when you mean you don’t work anymore: Cool. Hip.

Retiring early because you’re tired and want to wind down with a book: Uncool. No hip factor.

Raising me is so hard. As many times as I tell myself not to eat cookies for breakfast I find myself still doing it. When will I learn?

Smh I'm a handful.

I'm cluckling about how Scrabble's done breaking up relationships left & right and needing to do this

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I dunno why everyone wants to be a thought leader and not a thot leader.

How is there another Fyre Festival? Why isn't that enough to signal that capitalism isn't working?

I dunno why we're remaking movies that have already been made. I'm still waiting on the film adaptations for the Crazy Rich Asians sequels