Michael
@yasmichaelyas.bsky.social
San Diego, CA. Science, Pokémon, Survivor.
I am engaging in filmé tonight (watching If I Had Legs I’d Kick You starring Rose Byrne)
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I am engaging in filmé tonight (watching If I Had Legs I’d Kick You starring Rose Byrne)
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I love being the only person in the world watching Loot on Apple TV
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I love being the only person in the world watching Loot on Apple TV
Pluribus watchenings are NOW
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Pluribus watchenings are NOW
on the bright side having pneumonia for a week has really helped me to accomplish my goals: playing ghost of yotei and watching 5000 seasons of Modern Family
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
on the bright side having pneumonia for a week has really helped me to accomplish my goals: playing ghost of yotei and watching 5000 seasons of Modern Family
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Gwyneth Paltrow I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan
one of my coworkers told me the craziest story at work today. Started with a horrific car accident, ended with her getting pregnant with her second child
October 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
one of my coworkers told me the craziest story at work today. Started with a horrific car accident, ended with her getting pregnant with her second child
Pokémon games should have a difficulty setting that is “I know what I’m doing” that lets you skip all tutorials. Like don’t tell me what a super effective move is, I was there when it was written
October 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Pokémon games should have a difficulty setting that is “I know what I’m doing” that lets you skip all tutorials. Like don’t tell me what a super effective move is, I was there when it was written
Guy sang the Cruel Angel’s Thesis at the gay bar karaoke and I was the only one who knew it
October 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Guy sang the Cruel Angel’s Thesis at the gay bar karaoke and I was the only one who knew it
today, the Yasmichaelyas Award For Excellence in Plumbing goes to…. Me!!!!! I want to thank everyone who showed up and voted, it’s such an honor (I unclogged my garbage disposal)
September 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
today, the Yasmichaelyas Award For Excellence in Plumbing goes to…. Me!!!!! I want to thank everyone who showed up and voted, it’s such an honor (I unclogged my garbage disposal)
Guess whose tv just died 😍😍😍😍
September 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Guess whose tv just died 😍😍😍😍
Hi bloomfs! I am exponentially approaching standom for Zara Larssson. Just want to give everyone heads up / warning. Get into it now or be left behind 💖💋
September 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Hi bloomfs! I am exponentially approaching standom for Zara Larssson. Just want to give everyone heads up / warning. Get into it now or be left behind 💖💋
reorganized my phone apps and I hate it. Who decided to organize them like this??
September 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
reorganized my phone apps and I hate it. Who decided to organize them like this??
Got shiny shadow cunty regirock with a handbag in this XD hack 🤓
September 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Got shiny shadow cunty regirock with a handbag in this XD hack 🤓
here to report that I am enjoying The Paper…
September 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
here to report that I am enjoying The Paper…
Using a repel on an Oricorio
September 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Using a repel on an Oricorio
More by Carly Rae Jepsen mentioned at the gay bar!!!
August 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
More by Carly Rae Jepsen mentioned at the gay bar!!!
Janine seems like a queen I wish they would let her speak
August 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Janine seems like a queen I wish they would let her speak
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Survivor Aus vs World is kinda slaying…
August 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Survivor Aus vs World is kinda slaying…
The survivor marquesas Rotu buff stays ON during sex 😤😤
August 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The survivor marquesas Rotu buff stays ON during sex 😤😤