you can call me Mariah Lopez
@yagurlstrikesagain.bsky.social
good heart. thick thighs. slick mouth.
There’s something that makes me so GENUINELY happy to see my kitty sitters made themselves at home while I was away.
Coffee drank, chairs askew, take out boxes in the trash?
YES! You did me and my kitten such a big favor. I’m glad you made yourself comfy ❤️ it’s the least I could offer 🫰🏽
Coffee drank, chairs askew, take out boxes in the trash?
YES! You did me and my kitten such a big favor. I’m glad you made yourself comfy ❤️ it’s the least I could offer 🫰🏽
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
There’s something that makes me so GENUINELY happy to see my kitty sitters made themselves at home while I was away.
Coffee drank, chairs askew, take out boxes in the trash?
YES! You did me and my kitten such a big favor. I’m glad you made yourself comfy ❤️ it’s the least I could offer 🫰🏽
Coffee drank, chairs askew, take out boxes in the trash?
YES! You did me and my kitten such a big favor. I’m glad you made yourself comfy ❤️ it’s the least I could offer 🫰🏽
The way I am FURIOUSLY crocheting some elaborate Christmas presents at record breaking speed because my broke ass can’t be shopping this year 😂
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The way I am FURIOUSLY crocheting some elaborate Christmas presents at record breaking speed because my broke ass can’t be shopping this year 😂
“You’re so broken, and there are so many times I just wanted to hold you and keep you there until you felt like you were put back together.”
…and in that moment I realized the reason I love him so deeply is because he sees every part of me and cares for each of them.
…and in that moment I realized the reason I love him so deeply is because he sees every part of me and cares for each of them.
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“You’re so broken, and there are so many times I just wanted to hold you and keep you there until you felt like you were put back together.”
…and in that moment I realized the reason I love him so deeply is because he sees every part of me and cares for each of them.
…and in that moment I realized the reason I love him so deeply is because he sees every part of me and cares for each of them.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster kinda hot tho?
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Why is Frankenstein’s monster kinda hot tho?
LOWKEY I would smash killer croc.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
LOWKEY I would smash killer croc.
I’m sorry is literally no one gonna mentioned how fucked Sydney Sweeney’s hair looked in that interview?? If we’re gonna roast her, let’s take her all the way down cuz wtf was that??
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I’m sorry is literally no one gonna mentioned how fucked Sydney Sweeney’s hair looked in that interview?? If we’re gonna roast her, let’s take her all the way down cuz wtf was that??
If I was swerving on the road tonight, blame the moon. She had no business looking that good.
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
If I was swerving on the road tonight, blame the moon. She had no business looking that good.
I honestly and truly believe that the warriors lost tonight because I’m already sad and they didn’t want me to waste a sad girl night. How sweet of them
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I honestly and truly believe that the warriors lost tonight because I’m already sad and they didn’t want me to waste a sad girl night. How sweet of them
The best thing a girl can be in this world is a beautiful little fool
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The best thing a girl can be in this world is a beautiful little fool
I’m mad at myself for holding back from doing something I love to make someone else comfortable.
I’m mad at myself for not taking more agency over my own life and identity.
I’m mad at myself for allowing the opinions of others to impact me so much.
I’m mad at myself for not taking more agency over my own life and identity.
I’m mad at myself for allowing the opinions of others to impact me so much.
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I’m mad at myself for holding back from doing something I love to make someone else comfortable.
I’m mad at myself for not taking more agency over my own life and identity.
I’m mad at myself for allowing the opinions of others to impact me so much.
I’m mad at myself for not taking more agency over my own life and identity.
I’m mad at myself for allowing the opinions of others to impact me so much.
I know I’ve technically been single forever, but I just broke up with my 8 year FWB and it’s so wild being single again.
October 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I know I’ve technically been single forever, but I just broke up with my 8 year FWB and it’s so wild being single again.
Dear Netflix,
Aside from the fact that it’s WAY too early for holiday romance trailers, I need you to know that I will never watch any of these trash movies. No one who has watched 35 scary movies this October alone is interested in your snowy makeout sessions.
Signed,
Single slasher slut
Aside from the fact that it’s WAY too early for holiday romance trailers, I need you to know that I will never watch any of these trash movies. No one who has watched 35 scary movies this October alone is interested in your snowy makeout sessions.
Signed,
Single slasher slut
October 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Dear Netflix,
Aside from the fact that it’s WAY too early for holiday romance trailers, I need you to know that I will never watch any of these trash movies. No one who has watched 35 scary movies this October alone is interested in your snowy makeout sessions.
Signed,
Single slasher slut
Aside from the fact that it’s WAY too early for holiday romance trailers, I need you to know that I will never watch any of these trash movies. No one who has watched 35 scary movies this October alone is interested in your snowy makeout sessions.
Signed,
Single slasher slut
You know what I hate about Bumble?
Takes 0% finger power to accidentally swipe left on a hottie
BUT LITERALLY MAXIMUM EFFORT TO SWIPE LEFT ON AN AD
Takes 0% finger power to accidentally swipe left on a hottie
BUT LITERALLY MAXIMUM EFFORT TO SWIPE LEFT ON AN AD
October 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You know what I hate about Bumble?
Takes 0% finger power to accidentally swipe left on a hottie
BUT LITERALLY MAXIMUM EFFORT TO SWIPE LEFT ON AN AD
Takes 0% finger power to accidentally swipe left on a hottie
BUT LITERALLY MAXIMUM EFFORT TO SWIPE LEFT ON AN AD
I just spritzed some perfume on for a virtual interview.
I’m not just ready. I’m BEYOND ready.
I’m not just ready. I’m BEYOND ready.
August 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I just spritzed some perfume on for a virtual interview.
I’m not just ready. I’m BEYOND ready.
I’m not just ready. I’m BEYOND ready.
My life may be falling apart but the gays always lift me back up again ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷🤍🩵🤎🖤
August 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My life may be falling apart but the gays always lift me back up again ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷🤍🩵🤎🖤
My tummy hurts.
July 31, 2025 at 10:04 AM
My tummy hurts.
lol at the bothered sunbathers who clearly hate me for swimming my laps
July 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
lol at the bothered sunbathers who clearly hate me for swimming my laps
Real question: does Ru hate Latinas or…..?
July 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Real question: does Ru hate Latinas or…..?
I WILL LITERALLY STRANGLE RU PAUL WITH MY OWN HANDS WTF WAS THAT?!?!
July 18, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I WILL LITERALLY STRANGLE RU PAUL WITH MY OWN HANDS WTF WAS THAT?!?!
Reposted by you can call me Mariah Lopez
By 2030, 1 in 4 women in developed countries will remain childfree.
Up to 45% will be single by choice.
Society will frame this as a crisis.
Governments will panic over birth rates.
This is about choice though…
It's about women walking away from the roles that kept men comfortable and powerful.
Up to 45% will be single by choice.
Society will frame this as a crisis.
Governments will panic over birth rates.
This is about choice though…
It's about women walking away from the roles that kept men comfortable and powerful.
July 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
By 2030, 1 in 4 women in developed countries will remain childfree.
Up to 45% will be single by choice.
Society will frame this as a crisis.
Governments will panic over birth rates.
This is about choice though…
It's about women walking away from the roles that kept men comfortable and powerful.
Up to 45% will be single by choice.
Society will frame this as a crisis.
Governments will panic over birth rates.
This is about choice though…
It's about women walking away from the roles that kept men comfortable and powerful.
The fact that I just cooked a batch of rice at 1am JUST IN CASE I MIGHT want omurice for breakfast tomorrow is so wild.
July 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
The fact that I just cooked a batch of rice at 1am JUST IN CASE I MIGHT want omurice for breakfast tomorrow is so wild.
Frantically googling things that could contribute to a miscarriage because I’m paranoid I’m pregnant 🙃
Thank the lordt I been smoking everyday and drinking trulys by the pool. Someone pass the caffeine and cigarettes.
Thank the lordt I been smoking everyday and drinking trulys by the pool. Someone pass the caffeine and cigarettes.
June 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Frantically googling things that could contribute to a miscarriage because I’m paranoid I’m pregnant 🙃
Thank the lordt I been smoking everyday and drinking trulys by the pool. Someone pass the caffeine and cigarettes.
Thank the lordt I been smoking everyday and drinking trulys by the pool. Someone pass the caffeine and cigarettes.
Being a BIPOC woman in an institution for higher education is a noble pursuit. Your presence is inherently a form of protest against the system.
Earning a degree in a system that that works against you is inspiring. Especially when young eyes are looking to you as a role model.
#liloandstitch
Earning a degree in a system that that works against you is inspiring. Especially when young eyes are looking to you as a role model.
#liloandstitch
May 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Being a BIPOC woman in an institution for higher education is a noble pursuit. Your presence is inherently a form of protest against the system.
Earning a degree in a system that that works against you is inspiring. Especially when young eyes are looking to you as a role model.
#liloandstitch
Earning a degree in a system that that works against you is inspiring. Especially when young eyes are looking to you as a role model.
#liloandstitch
“Dang girl, I know you have anxiety but you can’t go killing your sister every time you feel overstimulated.”
- me watching Frozen
- me watching Frozen
May 17, 2025 at 7:41 AM
“Dang girl, I know you have anxiety but you can’t go killing your sister every time you feel overstimulated.”
- me watching Frozen
- me watching Frozen
This week has been grueling. The only thing getting me through this week is the fact that I’ve been dicked down SO GOOD on three separate occasions. And if I survive the week I will once again get dicked down SO GOOD.
Gotta survive. For the dicking.
Gotta survive. For the dicking.
May 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This week has been grueling. The only thing getting me through this week is the fact that I’ve been dicked down SO GOOD on three separate occasions. And if I survive the week I will once again get dicked down SO GOOD.
Gotta survive. For the dicking.
Gotta survive. For the dicking.