Xyphles
@xyphles.bsky.social
Speedrunner main series is Jak and Daxter but I dabble in a lotta other platformers too. Oh and i make videos lol https://www.youtube.com/@xyphles
How is this more than the switch 1 version of z-a 😭they know they dont have to make every switch 2 release 70 bucks right surely
Pokémon Pokopia is $69.99 on US eShop (and a key card title) www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
How is this more than the switch 1 version of z-a 😭they know they dont have to make every switch 2 release 70 bucks right surely
2 runs into gdq, on pace to hit my goal of sub 250 before then, birthday coming up in 2 days. Life hitting real good rn ngl
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
2 runs into gdq, on pace to hit my goal of sub 250 before then, birthday coming up in 2 days. Life hitting real good rn ngl
Why the hell did gamefreak build a legitimately interesting fun battle system and launch the game with a 4 player free for all ranked mode. Ive been enjoying the rest of the game hyped for how ranked would be but this format is just a complete clusterfuck of kill stealing and 2v1s LMAO
October 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Why the hell did gamefreak build a legitimately interesting fun battle system and launch the game with a 4 player free for all ranked mode. Ive been enjoying the rest of the game hyped for how ranked would be but this format is just a complete clusterfuck of kill stealing and 2v1s LMAO
Just finished metroid prime remastered, a few of the artifacts were kinda silly but didnt detract too much (mainly that fuckin tower one i straight had to look it up after trying to find it for like 15-20 min LMFAO). Still an absolute banger
October 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Just finished metroid prime remastered, a few of the artifacts were kinda silly but didnt detract too much (mainly that fuckin tower one i straight had to look it up after trying to find it for like 15-20 min LMFAO). Still an absolute banger
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gamers. my bonus game run of Jak and Daxter No LTS is open now for Fastest Furs!!! we gotta raise 1k in the next 3 hours - super doable!!! go donate now!!! www.twitch.tv/fastestfurs
FastestFurs - Twitch
Fall Fest 2025 - Resident Evil 3: Nemesis by @YoshiChief benefiting Trans Lifeline !donate
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October 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
gamers. my bonus game run of Jak and Daxter No LTS is open now for Fastest Furs!!! we gotta raise 1k in the next 3 hours - super doable!!! go donate now!!! www.twitch.tv/fastestfurs
Demo for game of the year 2026 dropped and me and bin cooked some crazy strats for the first level
October 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Demo for game of the year 2026 dropped and me and bin cooked some crazy strats for the first level
Started watching samurai jack recently and i knew it was good but man its kinda insane how hard it fucks, feels completely different from anything else from around that time. Just an absolute masterclass on how to tell stories in animation.
October 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Started watching samurai jack recently and i knew it was good but man its kinda insane how hard it fucks, feels completely different from anything else from around that time. Just an absolute masterclass on how to tell stories in animation.
Little over 2 months, down 20 pounds can I get a nice
September 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Little over 2 months, down 20 pounds can I get a nice
aww shit here we go again
⚔️ The Dark Katana awaits… ⚔️
The Dark Katana Challenge begins Sept 20!
🗡️ New Game - SHINOBI Difficulty
🌌 Conquer every Ankou Rift
💰 $5,000 prize pool
🎁 Rewards for all participants
Enter if you dare: www.speedrun.com/challenges/j...
The Dark Katana Challenge begins Sept 20!
🗡️ New Game - SHINOBI Difficulty
🌌 Conquer every Ankou Rift
💰 $5,000 prize pool
🎁 Rewards for all participants
Enter if you dare: www.speedrun.com/challenges/j...
September 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
aww shit here we go again
LMFAO nintendos next console needs to flop man what are they doing anymore how are you this greedy man, held back galaxy 2 from 3d all stars just to sell 2 games for 10 bucks more than that game which was already a stretch value wise
Super Mario Galaxy + Super Mario Galaxy 2 is $69.99 on US eShop buff.ly/StRhpTt
Save* on Super Mario Galaxy™ and Super Mario Galaxy™ 2 when you purchase the bundle!
Save* on Super Mario Galaxy™ and Super Mario Galaxy™ 2 when you purchase the bundle!
September 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
LMFAO nintendos next console needs to flop man what are they doing anymore how are you this greedy man, held back galaxy 2 from 3d all stars just to sell 2 games for 10 bucks more than that game which was already a stretch value wise
(Direct live tweet thread)
no way mario holy shit wowie
no way mario holy shit wowie
September 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
(Direct live tweet thread)
no way mario holy shit wowie
no way mario holy shit wowie
I just pulled the most insane shit of my life, i started a run 20 minutes before the submission window ended for this challenge while i was booted into 6th place and managed to fucking clutch a 3rd place run and secure 350 which will hopefully cover my flight to AGDQ www.speedrun.com/challenges/d...
September 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I just pulled the most insane shit of my life, i started a run 20 minutes before the submission window ended for this challenge while i was booted into 6th place and managed to fucking clutch a 3rd place run and secure 350 which will hopefully cover my flight to AGDQ www.speedrun.com/challenges/d...
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No one in the Nintendo Store had any idea they were in the presence of a currently 419th place Super Mario World 11 Exit Glitchless speedrunner
August 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
No one in the Nintendo Store had any idea they were in the presence of a currently 419th place Super Mario World 11 Exit Glitchless speedrunner
TW // Suicide
I dont know if i really believe in spiritual stuff but reading some of the excerpts of the logs here one thing is for sure in my mind. This shit is straight up demonic in every sense of the word. I hope this fucking company burns to the ground.
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
I dont know if i really believe in spiritual stuff but reading some of the excerpts of the logs here one thing is for sure in my mind. This shit is straight up demonic in every sense of the word. I hope this fucking company burns to the ground.
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
August 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
TW // Suicide
I dont know if i really believe in spiritual stuff but reading some of the excerpts of the logs here one thing is for sure in my mind. This shit is straight up demonic in every sense of the word. I hope this fucking company burns to the ground.
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
I dont know if i really believe in spiritual stuff but reading some of the excerpts of the logs here one thing is for sure in my mind. This shit is straight up demonic in every sense of the word. I hope this fucking company burns to the ground.
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
Played through we love katamari tonight and this song goes so fucking insane holy youtu.be/WwK350M91yc?... like the rest of the soundtrack is also phenomenal but this one just hits
We Love Katamari Soundtrack - Tsuyogari Katamari (Song 7)
YouTube video by Moya Baumb
youtu.be
August 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Played through we love katamari tonight and this song goes so fucking insane holy youtu.be/WwK350M91yc?... like the rest of the soundtrack is also phenomenal but this one just hits
Cut my cals for the last couple days to ~1500 to push for that sub 280 sooner and boom can I get yet another hell yeah
August 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Cut my cals for the last couple days to ~1500 to push for that sub 280 sooner and boom can I get yet another hell yeah
Hit a pr for total volume this workout and I'm trending close to sub 280 pounds can I get a hell yeah 🗣️
August 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hit a pr for total volume this workout and I'm trending close to sub 280 pounds can I get a hell yeah 🗣️
NGL I wanted to like air riders but like some of the decisions just feeling straight up strange on top of being 70 bucks like no fucking way I'm ever getting that, I might rent it at best
August 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
NGL I wanted to like air riders but like some of the decisions just feeling straight up strange on top of being 70 bucks like no fucking way I'm ever getting that, I might rent it at best
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Two years ago everyone bullied us into making this... And now it's real.
We're making a Bubsy 3D Sequel.
We're making a Bubsy 3D Sequel.
August 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Two years ago everyone bullied us into making this... And now it's real.
We're making a Bubsy 3D Sequel.
We're making a Bubsy 3D Sequel.
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ever wanted to decide what i speedrun?
congrats! you have from August 20th to August 31st to decide what game with an iconic femme protagonist i learn in a 12 hour challenge, all benefitting Malala Fund and @framefatales.com
(and also i'm doing a lot PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO TO LEARN MORE)
congrats! you have from August 20th to August 31st to decide what game with an iconic femme protagonist i learn in a 12 hour challenge, all benefitting Malala Fund and @framefatales.com
(and also i'm doing a lot PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO TO LEARN MORE)
August 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
ever wanted to decide what i speedrun?
congrats! you have from August 20th to August 31st to decide what game with an iconic femme protagonist i learn in a 12 hour challenge, all benefitting Malala Fund and @framefatales.com
(and also i'm doing a lot PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO TO LEARN MORE)
congrats! you have from August 20th to August 31st to decide what game with an iconic femme protagonist i learn in a 12 hour challenge, all benefitting Malala Fund and @framefatales.com
(and also i'm doing a lot PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO TO LEARN MORE)
Was listening to some stuff i had been meaning to and got stabbed in the gut by Give my love to rose open.spotify.com/track/3Prk96...
Give My Love To Rose
Johnny Cash · American IV: The Man Comes Around · Song · 2002
open.spotify.com
August 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Was listening to some stuff i had been meaning to and got stabbed in the gut by Give my love to rose open.spotify.com/track/3Prk96...
Just finished hundoin mario wonder, banger game
August 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Just finished hundoin mario wonder, banger game
yesterday i caved by ordering pizza for a little cheat day god decided to punish me by having it not arrive until 2 am and when i woke up early i had hella brain fog and proceeded to lose my phone for 10 min making breakfast only to realize i placed it on top of my fridge i think i learned my lesson
August 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
yesterday i caved by ordering pizza for a little cheat day god decided to punish me by having it not arrive until 2 am and when i woke up early i had hella brain fog and proceeded to lose my phone for 10 min making breakfast only to realize i placed it on top of my fridge i think i learned my lesson