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Avatar By @infinitebrians.bsky.social
Love that we showed the rich our nightmares of the hell they're making our world and you just know the motherfuckers just had to go and get inspired cause they're dumb as fuck and they don't see us as fucking people man they butchered our fucking lives for their profit margins and fuck that noise
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I hate typing on this fucking website so keep it gucci baby fuck the braindead nationalists fuck every government and fuck all the rich cunts viva la revolution sugar
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
There's this like fundamental detachment a lotta people that use the internet a lot tend to have cause even if they aren't themselves, The internet's been sterilized into the optimal state for ad revenue which is just middle class ideology shit which is totally unfit to deal with real people at all
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Man all the "violence is never the answer" people in for a fucked up awakening when a cop shoots a fucking tear gas canister at their fucking face right after you try to tell them violence is wrong I don't think people really understand how completely fucked a human being can really get it's bad bro
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Ya know if them rich people just ain't ever gotta follow literally any laws whenever it's convenient then the fuck is we doing man like let's go clock's fucking ticking baby you wanna save the world it's called revolution sugar need to get that shit lit worldwide baby fuck all them rich cocksuckers
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Anyway keep it groovy hun and try to die with your boots on cause you know the party gona get fucking super wacked any day now sugar so hit the fucking record baby and let's rock see you in the new world or the afterlife hunny cause this is our shot and we can take it or give up and fuck that noise
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Nobody wants to be a revolutionary it ain't fucking about wanting it man it's about doing it so kids won't have to know the fucking horrorific carnival we went through with this shit dude say fuck you to all them corpo psychowarrior cunts that wanna kill us all in the name of the holy ka-ching baby
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
We can live without all the stupid bullshit man we don't need fucking most of the shit they make it's all just fucking garbage designed to keep you complacent for the bare minimum of effort required and they fucking sell you the leash they gona use to strangle us all man we don't have forever fuck
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It's almost like the super rich ruined the internet cause it represented the potential for us to have community and be human beings together without their involvement at the fuck all so you just know they had to fucking murder that dream
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Funny how google went from being at least useful as a browser to whatever the fuck it is now ever since they removed Do No Evil as their company motto remember that shit man I love being subservient to a buncha deranged fucking corpos willing to kill their own companies for personal profit
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The democratic parties main job is literally trying to make capitalism seem less terrible so you fucking complain less cause they been trying to solve that whole revolution problem for a fucking while now ya know
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It's almost like the democratic party's so bad at dealing with all the super rich pedophiles cause they're also the fucking super rich pedophiles like come the fuck on why this shit so hard to math the fuck out for people bro fuck man
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Every fucking rat cunt with a fucking super yacht or some shit while the rest of us fucking grovel for scraps needs to have a fucking hollow point retirement package awarded by the public enjoy it while it lasts motherfucker cause you'll be screaming by the time we get done viva la revolution baby
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The wealthy allows us a degree of social progression but the rate of change has accelerated to the point where they feel actively threatened and what we're seeing is a knee jerk reaction to us going far more progressive than they wanted shit to go in their lifetime so we're all made to suffer for it
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The wealthy are a derranged caste of lunatics willing to kill all life on earth if it means they get to watch a very very very very extremely insanely large number tick up just a tiny itty bitty fucking fraction of a percentile they ain't people no more put them sunglasses on baby and fucking look
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Bro like we ain't even gona get to the like manipulation us with brain chips part they wanna fucking speedrun to so fucking hard they gona kill us all trying to invent a fucking smart microwave that can't work without a wifi required dna scanner and won't turn on if your black or some wack ass shit
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Some of yall seem to think humanity and earth in general got like way more time to get unfucked then we really do so it's good to remind everyone we're firmly getting towards the We're Truely Fucked Forever stage and if you ain't want our kids living in an even worse hell then fucking do something
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
So remember to call for the forced dissolution of every government on the planet and let's make sure we get every fucking one of them corpo cocksuckers and rat fuck politicians on their knees begging us to forgive them and then we absolutely fucking don't god it'll be so fucking good
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Hey did you know all them wacky things that make people hate each other like nationalities and religion and race and all that bullshit is literally all fake shit we made up that don't actually even mean fucking nothing and the wealthy use all of them to keep us divided so they can rule us unopposed
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Viva la revolution baby keep it bangin and stay groovy sugar
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
These fucking corpo cocksuckers would openly sell us for fucking spare parts if they thought they could get away with it you ain't no consumer motherfucker your the fucking consumed along with this planet we been raping to death this whole time and you can either believe in better or just give up
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Think your ass knows about being radicalized with your liberal echo chamber designed to keep you complacent and manipulate you nah motherfucker be a fucking punk freak revolutionary cause we outta time baby and you just know they gona lobotomize us the moment they figure out how so get fucking messy
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Who wants to make a change or crash and burn with me or do yall just wanna watch this deranged shit happen again and again until we all die or do you wanna try to fucking believe in something that actually fucking matters the aftermath is secondary baby do or die motherfucker we got one fucking shot
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
More ceos need a 000 buckshot retirement package about time we start cashing some of them ultra rich motherfuckers out before we're all dead with them baby let's kick this shit off with a clack click bang baby viva la revolution we got some fucking nazi cunts to clean up let's get groovy with it
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Now keep it bangin groovy style hunny and always remember to shout fuck 12 cause fuck them oink oink piggie fucking cocksuckers
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM