All my nudes are five years old or older. I've lost about 100 pounds so I'm not that large anymore. I don't have any more recent because I'm older, flabby and ugly. Trust me, you don't want to see me now.

Me, at various stages. These aren't recent. I need to take some new ones.

Things that don't matter to me sexually:
1. Dick size. Small or large, all are beautiful. Trans men are also welcome.
2. Topping vs bottoming. Just because we hook up doesn't mean we need to go to pound town. I'm happy just being a side with someone. Cuddling and kissing are just as hot.

Turn on's:
Armpits
Hairy everything
All races/colors
Being called a slut
Beards
Bellies
Trans men
Cis men
Having my taint and balls played with

Turn offs: (sorry)
Stink
Furries
Pup play
Feet
Humiliation
BDSM

Things that drive me crazy:
Hair. Everywhere and anywhere. Playing with your hole. I love watching a man enjoying himself. When pubes peek over the waistband of your undies. Jesus that drives me nuts!
Glasses. A bear who wears glasses is the ultimate. Any ethnicity, every shade. Beards.

20 somethings calling themselves 'daddy'...bitch please. At least wait until your balls drop! 🙄

This is the epitome of lazy. Popcorn is opened the cheapest snacks to make at home and is so easy. Why would you pay upwards of $10+ for a bag of popped corn, which will be cold by the time you get it, when you can pay $3 for a bag of kernels and pop all you want?

Some of you post too damn much. No one has that much sex and not getting paid for it.

I miss sex. I wish someone would notice me.

Me, as a gay in Texas...

I like my Cis/Trans men:
Big. Beefy. Chunky. Husky. Hairy. 25+.

If this ain't you, please move on.

This ain't the place for Cis-Women or Children.