xtina
@xtina1229.bsky.social
Tortured yet faithful Vikings fan who also posts about politics. Progressive Democrat. Atheist.
I’ll try to keep my posts to a 4 to 1 football to politics ratio.
I’ll try to keep my posts to a 4 to 1 football to politics ratio.
Ayahuasca and smelling salts. I mean thoughts and prayers.
Schefter: Aaron Rodgers believed to have "a slight break" in his left wrist.
He'll undergo further testing Monday to determine full extent of injury and recovery timetable.
He'll undergo further testing Monday to determine full extent of injury and recovery timetable.
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Ayahuasca and smelling salts. I mean thoughts and prayers.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You’re not fooling me. I was raised on this false hope and emotional abuse
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
You’re not fooling me. I was raised on this false hope and emotional abuse
I swear to god if the Vikings turn around and win they game they can go fuck themselves. I am not tolerating that emotional abuse
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I swear to god if the Vikings turn around and win they game they can go fuck themselves. I am not tolerating that emotional abuse
Tom Brady analysis spot on “either way they’re gonna blow it”
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Tom Brady analysis spot on “either way they’re gonna blow it”
When the announcer says about your QB “I don’t know who that pass was to”
an elderly woman is dancing in front of a brick wall and a trash can .
ALT: an elderly woman is dancing in front of a brick wall and a trash can .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
When the announcer says about your QB “I don’t know who that pass was to”
A touchdown drive where McCarthy hardly touched the ball?
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ALT: a blurry picture of a woman 's face and a man 's torso
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
A touchdown drive where McCarthy hardly touched the ball?
Ugh can Tom Brady stop giving his two cents and acting like he was one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time or something
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Ugh can Tom Brady stop giving his two cents and acting like he was one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time or something
I would tell Metellus to just get down but I’d rather see him fumble trying to return a turnover than watch JJ McCarthy try to touch the end zone again
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I would tell Metellus to just get down but I’d rather see him fumble trying to return a turnover than watch JJ McCarthy try to touch the end zone again
I look at JJ McCarthy about to cry on the sideline and think SIR, I HAVE BEEN ABOUT TO CRY FOR 30 YEARS
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I look at JJ McCarthy about to cry on the sideline and think SIR, I HAVE BEEN ABOUT TO CRY FOR 30 YEARS
Stop with the goofy blackout face paint, the goofy alter ego, the goofy faces and growling and work on your actual performance I beg of you
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Stop with the goofy blackout face paint, the goofy alter ego, the goofy faces and growling and work on your actual performance I beg of you
I feel the Vikings have very little respect for how old some of us are getting
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I feel the Vikings have very little respect for how old some of us are getting
“Hey look how cute we have a mascot tush push in Minneapolis. Doesn’t that make you chuckle and bring joy? BY THE WAY THE SCORE IS 10-3 AND YOUR TEAM IS GETTING THEIR ASSES KICKED YOU FUCKING LOSERS be right back for the second half kickoff after this”
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“Hey look how cute we have a mascot tush push in Minneapolis. Doesn’t that make you chuckle and bring joy? BY THE WAY THE SCORE IS 10-3 AND YOUR TEAM IS GETTING THEIR ASSES KICKED YOU FUCKING LOSERS be right back for the second half kickoff after this”
Very kind of the Vikings to have a historically bad season when I’m just trying to escape the T*ump presidency for 4 months
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Very kind of the Vikings to have a historically bad season when I’m just trying to escape the T*ump presidency for 4 months
I’m staring to watch Vikings game like I watch my comfort shows from 2005. As background noise that I don’t have to pay attention to, to know what’s happening 😐
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I’m staring to watch Vikings game like I watch my comfort shows from 2005. As background noise that I don’t have to pay attention to, to know what’s happening 😐
I’m so bored I just sorted a stack of mail that I’ve been staring at for a year
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’m so bored I just sorted a stack of mail that I’ve been staring at for a year
This team is sweaty asscrack
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This team is sweaty asscrack
Listen here you little twerp
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Listen here you little twerp
Me watching conservatives turn on Trump 14 months too late
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Me watching conservatives turn on Trump 14 months too late
Thank god we don’t have to see Keenum throw 7 TD’s on us
Bears inactives:
QB Case Keenum
CB Jaylon Jones
DT Chris Williams
WR Jahdae Walker
LB T.J. Edwards
QB Case Keenum
CB Jaylon Jones
DT Chris Williams
WR Jahdae Walker
LB T.J. Edwards
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Thank god we don’t have to see Keenum throw 7 TD’s on us