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Cristina Vanko 💘
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cute shit, designer, building arrow audio dating 🏹 penguinrandom author | ➸ https://linktr.ee/cristinavanko
what are some of the most iconic bars and drinks in nyc?
August 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
is this app funny yet?
July 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
my trust issues probably actually come from when ty warner shut down beanie babies and yet they came back
May 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
may all the pizzas be cut in squares now
May 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Reposted by Cristina Vanko 💘
Mmmmmm. Breadddddd.
April 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
weezer covering metallica is the most wholesome thing
April 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
always get what you want, not what’s available
April 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
a question!

as an illustrator, I am annoyed with ai (like many!) …but have there been examples of companies or brands paying a usage buyout to create their own model to generate illustrations around an illustrator’s body of work?
April 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
the year is 2025 and people are still arguing about the oxford comma as if it’s going to make or break a relationship
April 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I would like yall to know when I say “literally” in a text I am actually saying “litcherally” with the most british of accents
March 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
date the person who makes your heart the fullest
March 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
get so lucky 🍀
March 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
my dating life in a nutshell the past 2 weeks:

-got a call from DA about a man I reported a long time ago
-man I went on date with self reflects after a previous convo and reveals he was being a fuckboi
-man admits to tripping on shrooms at end of date

cmon guys do better!
March 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
everyone always says the hotties are running on the west side highway, but brooklyn bridge park is where the daddies (both literally and figuratively) are at
March 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
couldn’t reach something at target and no employees were around-so what did I do? I went to find a very tall man. i’m sure that can be dating advice if you really want it to be.
March 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
just looking for a date to my wedding nbd
March 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
sats dating apps
🤝
learning too many new words
March 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
aren’t all parties flirting parties?
March 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
love telling people “eat a donut” today for the culture 🇵🇱
March 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
happy paczki day to all who celebrate! 🇵🇱
March 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
it’s amazing how me, a 5’4” woman, will go on a date and return as 5’9” afterwards
March 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
i’m just gonna say it, this app need more silly goosery and normies
March 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
heyyy, this might be the best starting prompt
February 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
what bars are fun for 30 year olds in nyc? spots where you'll meet people, not crash dates, chat up strangers, and maybe just maybe the bar turns into something a little more dance-y later in the night? i'm making a list.
February 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
the greenest of flags
February 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM