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Pulling up to the Paddington 2 screening at the locally-owned independent movie theater wearing an “Everyone Watches Women’s Sports” T-shirt on the same night as the first round of the NFL draft… yeah I’m not like other boys 😎😎
A catch is like pornography — you gotta watch it over and over and over
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
A catch is like pornography — you gotta watch it over and over and over
In high school, I really wanted to be a journalist. So glad I found another passion: consulting ❤️
February 4, 2026 at 11:31 PM
In high school, I really wanted to be a journalist. So glad I found another passion: consulting ❤️
Pet peeve: when people refer to ChatGPT as “chat”
No WAY chat knows what a catch is
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell on officiating and the state of it: "I'm amazed at how good our officials are."
Goodell said the goal is to use AI to help the officials and give them more tools. And will work to prevent "the obvious error" with technology.
Goodell said the goal is to use AI to help the officials and give them more tools. And will work to prevent "the obvious error" with technology.
February 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Pet peeve: when people refer to ChatGPT as “chat”
Why does Canada pretend to speak French
January 30, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Why does Canada pretend to speak French
Good for pats fans — they’ve suffered for so long
January 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Good for pats fans — they’ve suffered for so long
Getting a new head coach is kinda sweet
January 23, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Getting a new head coach is kinda sweet
Minter?? I hardly know her!
BREAKING: The Baltimore Ravens plan to hire Chargers DC Jesse Minter to be their next head coach, sources tell The Athletic.
Members of the Ravens, including players, have been informed of Baltimore's plans.
Members of the Ravens, including players, have been informed of Baltimore's plans.
January 22, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Minter?? I hardly know her!
Hahaha
Bills owner Terry Pegula just pinned the WR Keon Coleman pick on the coaching staff and said Brandon Beane was "being a team player" and that Coleman wasn't at the top of Beane's list.
Wow.
Wow.
January 21, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Hahaha
Did NIL and transfer portal save college football?
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Did NIL and transfer portal save college football?
Why is Mendoza’s facemask so small
January 20, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Why is Mendoza’s facemask so small
I want to dislike Joe Burrow more than I do. One of the more ethical quarterbacks playing the game rn
January 20, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I want to dislike Joe Burrow more than I do. One of the more ethical quarterbacks playing the game rn
Is Josh Allen a coach killer?
BREAKING: Sean McDermott is out as the Bills’ head coach, a source tells The Athletic.
January 19, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Is Josh Allen a coach killer?
Caleb Williams. Ethical baller.
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Caleb Williams. Ethical baller.
Caleb is so good at throwing interceptions on 4th down that the DB should just bat down
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Caleb is so good at throwing interceptions on 4th down that the DB should just bat down
Will Anderson Jr.
a man wearing a blue vest with the number 10 on it is sitting at a table with a bottle of wine
ALT: a man wearing a blue vest with the number 10 on it is sitting at a table with a bottle of wine
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Will Anderson Jr.
Stroud doesn’t even deserve a “Stroud……” at this point
Stroud……
January 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Stroud doesn’t even deserve a “Stroud……” at this point
Same
Dan Orlovsky on the Pat McAfee Show today:
“I love Detroit and I love the Lions organization… I would love to be the offensive coordinator.”
#DetroitLions #OnePride #NFL
“I love Detroit and I love the Lions organization… I would love to be the offensive coordinator.”
#DetroitLions #OnePride #NFL
January 15, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Same
I’m starting to get myself fired up about Mike McDaniel
January 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I’m starting to get myself fired up about Mike McDaniel
When you haven’t won a playoff game since the Obama administration
January 13, 2026 at 4:07 AM
When you haven’t won a playoff game since the Obama administration
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Really grinds my gears to see a DB come up yelling that he caught the pick on a 4th down deep ball. True test of if you’re either a low IQ player or a bad teammate (or person).
Knocking down a 4th down deep ball u can pick = obvious good guy.
Knocking down a 4th down deep ball u can pick = obvious good guy.
January 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Fred and George Weasley hitting the Ireland moneyline + Krum snitch parlay is actually crazy. They would’ve loved DraftKings
January 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Fred and George Weasley hitting the Ireland moneyline + Krum snitch parlay is actually crazy. They would’ve loved DraftKings