@xtashia.bsky.social
I am shy at first, then BOOM craziest crackhead energy you've ever seen
January 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I am shy at first, then BOOM craziest crackhead energy you've ever seen
My profile is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.
January 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My profile is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.
Don’t drink with me if you weak cus I don’t stop till the liquor stop me…
January 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Don’t drink with me if you weak cus I don’t stop till the liquor stop me…
On TikTok scrolling fast and laughing smh ion got much time left
January 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
On TikTok scrolling fast and laughing smh ion got much time left
ion gaf if it’s 6 inna morning if I wanna argue that’s wat tf we gon do
January 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
ion gaf if it’s 6 inna morning if I wanna argue that’s wat tf we gon do
the fact i rejected napping as a child makes me sick
January 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
the fact i rejected napping as a child makes me sick
If a plan start with
“BOOM all we gotta do is “...
yall going to jail😭😭
“BOOM all we gotta do is “...
yall going to jail😭😭
January 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If a plan start with
“BOOM all we gotta do is “...
yall going to jail😭😭
“BOOM all we gotta do is “...
yall going to jail😭😭
if i had a brain eating parasite it’d die of starvation fr
January 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
if i had a brain eating parasite it’d die of starvation fr
I am so over this 7 day free trial of living in Alaska
January 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I am so over this 7 day free trial of living in Alaska
one thing bout me is i always stare back, fk is you lookin at
January 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
one thing bout me is i always stare back, fk is you lookin at
Some people are so full of shit you would think they were conceived during anal
January 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Some people are so full of shit you would think they were conceived during anal
me: *feels an emotion*
also me: who the fvck authorized this
also me: who the fvck authorized this
January 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
me: *feels an emotion*
also me: who the fvck authorized this
also me: who the fvck authorized this
if i tell u "i woulda done the same" just know whatever u did was bad cuz im insane
January 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
if i tell u "i woulda done the same" just know whatever u did was bad cuz im insane
Okay livers start ur engine's 😂
January 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Okay livers start ur engine's 😂
Fuck a kiss. Swing on somebody at midnight. Set the tone.
January 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Fuck a kiss. Swing on somebody at midnight. Set the tone.
First one on the jail roster wins🍾
January 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
First one on the jail roster wins🍾
I carry around sarcasm like house keys, don’t ask me dumb sht
December 30, 2024 at 8:01 PM
I carry around sarcasm like house keys, don’t ask me dumb sht
Idc if the argument was 4weeks ago if I find out new info I'm comin bck for round2
December 29, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Idc if the argument was 4weeks ago if I find out new info I'm comin bck for round2
drinking water in front of my plants so they remember who the breadwinner is
December 28, 2024 at 1:43 PM
drinking water in front of my plants so they remember who the breadwinner is
Put me in a lie detector & make sure they ask if i care i want yall to see something
December 28, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Put me in a lie detector & make sure they ask if i care i want yall to see something
I’m honestly down to do whatever and that’s precisely why my life is so awesome
December 28, 2024 at 1:42 PM
I’m honestly down to do whatever and that’s precisely why my life is so awesome
i dont wanna end this year on bad terms
buy me a redbull and i’ll forgive u
buy me a redbull and i’ll forgive u
December 28, 2024 at 1:41 PM
i dont wanna end this year on bad terms
buy me a redbull and i’ll forgive u
buy me a redbull and i’ll forgive u
me: damn nobody ever calls me
someone calling me
me: damn wtf you want
someone calling me
me: damn wtf you want
December 28, 2024 at 1:41 PM
me: damn nobody ever calls me
someone calling me
me: damn wtf you want
someone calling me
me: damn wtf you want
bro clear out the numbers you left on the microwave
December 28, 2024 at 1:40 PM
bro clear out the numbers you left on the microwave
Her: Say something hot to me in Spanish
Me: Jalapeño
Me: Jalapeño
December 24, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Her: Say something hot to me in Spanish
Me: Jalapeño
Me: Jalapeño