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Pulpy
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Supports #ManCity and provides average takes on the occasional Podcast ⚽️

Currently work in #Esports as a content creator and influencer manager. Retired #Twitch Partner (for now).
Best way I can describe the way we have been playing lately is like we’re always down to 10 men.

We used to be so good on the ball it looked like it was the other way around.

We need that spark from someone.
December 11, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Think Ange is done at Spurs.

Such a rotten group of players and shit mentality. How can you put in a performance against the best team in the league and capitulate against all the rest.
December 8, 2024 at 6:13 PM
A thing of absolute beauty

PUMA x ManCity Palermo 0161

🩵
December 6, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Two weeks post stomach surgery and tomorrow I’m official allowed to come off a liquid only diet and try puréed type foods.

You don’t know how happy I am to be allowed to do this!

Sloppy scrambled eggs for breakfast 🥲
December 4, 2024 at 9:07 PM
How’s it taken 3 years to play Grealish centrally? He’s been class so far.

More please.
December 4, 2024 at 8:06 PM
We have no excuses left so a win tonight is the only acceptable outcome.
December 4, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Absolutely dreadful from minute 1.

Some of those players should be ashamed of themselves for the basic errors they make.

This Liverpool team are bang average too.
December 1, 2024 at 5:54 PM
If City were playing Liverpool who had the form we had we would all expect to paste them.

But, it never works out that way. Teams usually respond in the biggest of games.

That being said can I see us winning today. Absolutely!

Likelihood of that happening? No chance 😂
December 1, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Love a good crime documentary and not many do it better than Netflix. Production level envy as always.

Just started the Jonbenet Ramsey series and this has always been such an intriguing case, all 3 episodes are being done in one.

Anyone else into this stuff?
November 29, 2024 at 7:45 PM
The current struggles of this City team is exactly what legacy fans mean when they say ‘typical City’.

Least the new generation of fans can finally get to feel what that is like. Even though it’s probably only short term.

Embrace it, it’s what made this last 15 years or so glorious!
November 27, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Pep is gonna be absolutely spewing over that last 15 minutes more than getting pasted off Spurs.

The lack of leadership in this team is worrying.
November 26, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Oh well least we didn’t lose 🤣
November 26, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Talk about falling off a cliff, fuck me our defence is probably the worst in Europe right now.
November 26, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I’d take a scrappy 1-0 win tonight just to stop the loss streak.

Add into that no injuries and some needed game time for KDB.

Can half see us beating Liverpool if we do.
November 26, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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Spreading the word. I have confirmed from multiple trusted sources @mancity.com is the true account. (My guess) We need to show it more love to give their social media team a reason to post #MCFC
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November 24, 2024 at 7:22 PM
I don’t know what’s worse.

Teenagers playing music on loudspeaker in public,

Or,

People aged 50+ in hospital wards watching TikToks on loudspeaker.

Somewhere in between is a generation like me that just understands the necessity for peace and headphones.

No saving them whatsoever.
November 24, 2024 at 12:20 PM
One of our biggest issues this season has been creativity.

Too often are we finding ourselves in possession on the edge of the box with players like Lewis and Kova and occasionally a CB in areas where we would usually have KDB or Foden to try a bit of magic.

This is why teams sit back against us.
November 24, 2024 at 11:39 AM
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Silva out Ederson in
November 23, 2024 at 9:22 PM
🪄 I’m giving you a transfer magic wand 🪄

You are allowed to bring in any player into a starting position but a first team player has to leave.

Who you picking to come in and out for City?

#ManCity #MCFC

(⚠️Judgement free zone ⚠️)
November 23, 2024 at 9:20 PM
As bad as this run has been. It’s good to be reminded of the good old days when we were absolutely dog shit.

If you can accept this and crack on with your life, you’re a proper blue.
November 23, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Let’s not over react but the likes of Bernardo, Gundogan, Lewis, Savio, Walker, Foden are massively off it and if we had a squad capable of replacing them to give them a much needed kick up the arse. They’d deserve it.

How did we end up in such a mess so quickly?
November 23, 2024 at 7:13 PM
We ain’t gonna be anywhere the title playing with Lewis, Gundo and Bernardo in midfield.

Slow, uncreative, rigid.

Bout as worse midfield we’ve had since Bosvelt and McMananam.
November 23, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Out the other side.

Time to recover starting with hopefully 3 points tomorrow against spurs!
November 22, 2024 at 10:23 AM
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Oops, Darren Anderton is out injured again
November 20, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I’ll be going dark on socials for a bit. Got some quite major surgery in the morning and recovery is gonna be a bit hit and miss and social media needs to take a back seat.

See you on the other side 🩵
November 20, 2024 at 3:58 PM