Xx_PizzaPasta_xX
banner
xpizzapx.bsky.social
Xx_PizzaPasta_xX
@xpizzapx.bsky.social
Would you like to hear about our Lord and savior DJ Lance Rock?

PAPER MARIO: CRISIS ON INFINITE TOADS PREVIEW OUT NOW https://tinyurl.com/y2yztx72
Pinned
GUYS

YO GABBA GABBA LIVE IS COMING BACK
never fucking mind, twitter's unironically worse than 4chan these mfs think being trans is a fetish/mental illness
I'm finding another website dawg 😭💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀🥀
August 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I'm finding another website dawg 😭💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀🥀
July 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Reposted by Xx_PizzaPasta_xX
pov: they found the miiverse posts
July 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Reposted by Xx_PizzaPasta_xX
the soul
the soul
the wiiu has the soul
the wiiu has the soul the switch does not
July 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Reposted by Xx_PizzaPasta_xX
When a much bigger account RT your post.
July 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Andrew Tate fan: what colour's your Bugatti?
Me:
July 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I can't be the only mf who's seeing this
July 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Reposted by Xx_PizzaPasta_xX
🤚
July 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Stayed up late Sunday bc the sunset was fucking gorgeous

I'm tired now but it was so worth it
July 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I declare war on the Family Guy fandom 😈
July 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Reposted by Xx_PizzaPasta_xX
"So how'd you end up here?"
"A buddy dared me to annoy Lakitu during one of our Kart Races. Kept driving of the course. Eventually he got so fed up he left me to swim with the Cheep Cheeps."
July 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Reposted by Xx_PizzaPasta_xX
July 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Tickets secured
Now to wait for boss man to approve my vacation
July 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
www.youtube.com/shorts/gNwG_... can't believe I forgot to post this today
WAKE UP ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH..🗣️🔥
YouTube video by aedevii
www.youtube.com
July 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Evil Plex be like "please bite your friends"
IDK, I've tried quite a few things to deal with the general population, but I'm beginning to think cats have the right idea. #BlueSkyCats #cats #CatTherapy #BiteSomeone
July 1, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Reposted by Xx_PizzaPasta_xX
fuck nihilism and cynicism all my homies hate that shit. optimism and hope is where it's at no matter the circumstances bc if you believe that the future is a foregone conclusion you will cement that fate. 🗣️
June 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Finally figured out shaving (at 19, embarrassing!)
June 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
GUYS

YO GABBA GABBA LIVE IS COMING BACK
June 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Reposted by Xx_PizzaPasta_xX
:3 is for anyone who is silly!
June 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Reposted by Xx_PizzaPasta_xX
People probably read cozy books because they enjoy sweet, comforting stories. Are sweet, comforting things bad now?

You know what, I agree.

No sweet, comforting things FOR ANYONE.

You don't get cereal, only cold gruel. No more hot coffee, you can crunch on old roasted beans instead.
June 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
it's hot in topeka 🫠
a cartoon character says it 's hot in topeka while holding a drink
ALT: a cartoon character says it 's hot in topeka while holding a drink
media.tenor.com
June 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Reposted by Xx_PizzaPasta_xX
WTF?!
June 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Reposted by Xx_PizzaPasta_xX
"Bluesky is dying" "Bluesky is an echo chamber" "Bluesky is full of hateful leftists who scolded me"
Grow the fuck up and get a sexual crush on a weird cartoon or video game character like the rest of us and you'll get better results out of this place
June 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Reposted by Xx_PizzaPasta_xX
He wouldn't be able to do this, not in TODAY'S amerikkka...
June 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
music.youtube.com/watch?v=43aj...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=rSL1...

Both of these songs' chorus sound way too fucking similar
Doom OST - E1M4 - Kitchen Ace (And Taking Names)
YouTube video by Jim DarkMagic
music.youtube.com
June 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM