Scottie B Pimpin
@xoxomyass.bsky.social
✨Dallas
Habitually in DND 🧡
Habitually in DND 🧡
I was going to continue to work towards Yelp elite. But I’m realizing it’s not something I want to be a part of and fuck Ashley.
February 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I was going to continue to work towards Yelp elite. But I’m realizing it’s not something I want to be a part of and fuck Ashley.
Starbucks is changing their star program. And you have to spend anywhere between $500-$2500 annually in order to keep gold or reserve level membership.
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Starbucks is changing their star program. And you have to spend anywhere between $500-$2500 annually in order to keep gold or reserve level membership.
If I’m being honest and comparative, I think that my feed on multiple platforms is showing me anti-Donald Trump stuff to see if I like it. To track it and of course, sell that information.
February 5, 2026 at 12:42 AM
If I’m being honest and comparative, I think that my feed on multiple platforms is showing me anti-Donald Trump stuff to see if I like it. To track it and of course, sell that information.
Lisa from 90 Day fiancé is one heck of a woman working in a man’s field 😂😂
February 4, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Lisa from 90 Day fiancé is one heck of a woman working in a man’s field 😂😂
Social reflects luxury done wrong. It’s for comfort and ease of things. Not flash and show
February 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Social reflects luxury done wrong. It’s for comfort and ease of things. Not flash and show
First of all, what makes Kid Rock think that people want to spend their Super Bowl halftime, listening to him specifically??
February 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
First of all, what makes Kid Rock think that people want to spend their Super Bowl halftime, listening to him specifically??
I just want Dave Bautista to read me a story or something. He’s far too sexy, and his voice is so soothing.
February 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I just want Dave Bautista to read me a story or something. He’s far too sexy, and his voice is so soothing.
I don’t know today shallots from Trader Joe’s seem a little off. But my lunch menu is going to consist of a sage creme polenta with scallops and mushrooms.
January 31, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I don’t know today shallots from Trader Joe’s seem a little off. But my lunch menu is going to consist of a sage creme polenta with scallops and mushrooms.
Oh Nicki, the irony..
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Oh Nicki, the irony..
I see we’ve unofficially officially announced America has entered its 1984 era..
January 30, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I see we’ve unofficially officially announced America has entered its 1984 era..
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Anytime I think about it, I’m posting this
January 29, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Anytime I think about it, I’m posting this
I would just like to point out I’ve entered a real moment within my adulthood. Previously, when I lived at an apartment complex, you can put the air or heat or whatever you felt like. Not in Texas.😭😭
January 29, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I would just like to point out I’ve entered a real moment within my adulthood. Previously, when I lived at an apartment complex, you can put the air or heat or whatever you felt like. Not in Texas.😭😭
Let me be clear. I apologize when I’m wrong, not when I’m provoked . If you’re gonna turn the stove on, then Theresa’s gonna cook.
January 28, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Let me be clear. I apologize when I’m wrong, not when I’m provoked . If you’re gonna turn the stove on, then Theresa’s gonna cook.
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Fellas, bring it in we need to talk.
*Looks around*
With womenfolk gon? Good. Cuz this some man shit we need to rap on.
Okay, ready???
*Whispers*
Sometimes, you gotta tell her no. For everybody's sake, say no.
*Looks around*
With womenfolk gon? Good. Cuz this some man shit we need to rap on.
Okay, ready???
*Whispers*
Sometimes, you gotta tell her no. For everybody's sake, say no.
January 28, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Fellas, bring it in we need to talk.
*Looks around*
With womenfolk gon? Good. Cuz this some man shit we need to rap on.
Okay, ready???
*Whispers*
Sometimes, you gotta tell her no. For everybody's sake, say no.
*Looks around*
With womenfolk gon? Good. Cuz this some man shit we need to rap on.
Okay, ready???
*Whispers*
Sometimes, you gotta tell her no. For everybody's sake, say no.
This is only for #travelsky as unique the menus are a different McDonald’s around the world. I do think they could benefit from some sort of trinket. Like Starbucks have their different mugs, and each continent has their own unique monthly releases.
January 28, 2026 at 10:25 PM
This is only for #travelsky as unique the menus are a different McDonald’s around the world. I do think they could benefit from some sort of trinket. Like Starbucks have their different mugs, and each continent has their own unique monthly releases.
These carrots 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
January 27, 2026 at 8:24 PM
These carrots 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽
I really wish people would stop getting excited over food post on Instagram that has lobster. When majority of them have imitation lobster it’s disgusting.
January 27, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I really wish people would stop getting excited over food post on Instagram that has lobster. When majority of them have imitation lobster it’s disgusting.
Listen, this Tyra Banks documentary or America’s next top model documentary has been a long time coming lol and I hope it’s a three part series, baby.. #netflix
January 26, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Listen, this Tyra Banks documentary or America’s next top model documentary has been a long time coming lol and I hope it’s a three part series, baby.. #netflix
I don’t care where anybody says, Kehlani makes music for girls who cheat really good..😂😭
January 26, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I don’t care where anybody says, Kehlani makes music for girls who cheat really good..😂😭
Did Jason Momoa just decide to corner the market on being a Samoan actor. That he’s the only one they call?
January 26, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Did Jason Momoa just decide to corner the market on being a Samoan actor. That he’s the only one they call?
Watching ‘Knife Edge’, and the amount of an anonymity around Michelin viewers; and the organization wanting to preserve a fair judgment. Begs a question if there are any black Michelin star reviewers. Not to point out any casual racism. But fair quality is fair quality
January 26, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Watching ‘Knife Edge’, and the amount of an anonymity around Michelin viewers; and the organization wanting to preserve a fair judgment. Begs a question if there are any black Michelin star reviewers. Not to point out any casual racism. But fair quality is fair quality
Fivio went from taking shots at 21, to Latto… so now 21 has to respond or ignore their comments against his lady?
January 24, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Fivio went from taking shots at 21, to Latto… so now 21 has to respond or ignore their comments against his lady?
This feels like the longest presidential term ever…
January 23, 2026 at 1:56 PM
This feels like the longest presidential term ever…
Made two pot pies, one rotisserie chicken and the other is shrimp/rotisserie chicken.
January 22, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Made two pot pies, one rotisserie chicken and the other is shrimp/rotisserie chicken.