Yur Amish Princess
@xoxochaotika.bsky.social
Why am I getting ads for an app called date mature. Dating for people over 40?
July 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Why am I getting ads for an app called date mature. Dating for people over 40?
A handsome butch smiled at me on the train and I was too scared to smile so now I mean mugged them and I want to flirt but I cantttttt
July 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
A handsome butch smiled at me on the train and I was too scared to smile so now I mean mugged them and I want to flirt but I cantttttt
I can’t wait to buy all these popmarts at the thrift store in five years!
June 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I can’t wait to buy all these popmarts at the thrift store in five years!
I kinda like bald men. Like damn, you slut, why do you have all that skin showing, cover up! 😈
June 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I kinda like bald men. Like damn, you slut, why do you have all that skin showing, cover up! 😈
Do you want to do drugs and watch Dear Evan Hansen The Movie The Musical?!
June 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Do you want to do drugs and watch Dear Evan Hansen The Movie The Musical?!
My crutch just caught on a step and I tumbled down the stairs onto the subway platform. And THAT’S the Chaotika brand!
June 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My crutch just caught on a step and I tumbled down the stairs onto the subway platform. And THAT’S the Chaotika brand!
Having to use crutches after lip syncing Paralyzer? Kinda iconic?
June 2, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Having to use crutches after lip syncing Paralyzer? Kinda iconic?
I heard someone tell my Therapist good luck before he opened the door to greet me. Honestly fair.
May 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I heard someone tell my Therapist good luck before he opened the door to greet me. Honestly fair.
I want a shirt that says “fuck the dolls” and I’m gonna wear it with just an itty bitty thong.
May 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I want a shirt that says “fuck the dolls” and I’m gonna wear it with just an itty bitty thong.
Blocking every sneaky link that doesn’t wish me a happy Mommy’s day
May 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Blocking every sneaky link that doesn’t wish me a happy Mommy’s day
A woman told me today about how she’s sucking off her dermatologist so that he has a personal stake in her health care. And that’s the kind of confidence I went to have as I’m being seated at a restaurant.
May 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
A woman told me today about how she’s sucking off her dermatologist so that he has a personal stake in her health care. And that’s the kind of confidence I went to have as I’m being seated at a restaurant.
Am I the only one still listening to Epic: The Musical? It’s actually so good…
May 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Am I the only one still listening to Epic: The Musical? It’s actually so good…
The movie Pearl doesn’t scare me because that was my childhood growing up as a trans girl on a dairy farm with no Internet…
April 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The movie Pearl doesn’t scare me because that was my childhood growing up as a trans girl on a dairy farm with no Internet…
Bold of you to assume I know what I’m doing
April 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Bold of you to assume I know what I’m doing
I think clocking trans people is such a strange flex. Like, yeah, I know I was raised as a boy, I was there.
April 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I think clocking trans people is such a strange flex. Like, yeah, I know I was raised as a boy, I was there.
Marry sluts, we do it better
April 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Marry sluts, we do it better
What state do you think is most likely to be a scam? I never really believed in Connecticut tbh
April 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
What state do you think is most likely to be a scam? I never really believed in Connecticut tbh
Trans mascs with drawn on handlebar mustaches can wreck me in every way
April 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Trans mascs with drawn on handlebar mustaches can wreck me in every way
Just remembered by Grandpa died from diabetes related complications after eating a Steak and Shake Oreo shake and I just hope I go doing something I love like that.
April 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Just remembered by Grandpa died from diabetes related complications after eating a Steak and Shake Oreo shake and I just hope I go doing something I love like that.
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this was the queer art we needed to protect btw
April 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
this was the queer art we needed to protect btw
Who wants to marry me for my Canadian citizenship and move to Toronto with me?!
April 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Who wants to marry me for my Canadian citizenship and move to Toronto with me?!
Netflix had a row FULL of my favorite movies. I was so excited until I looked at the category. “Mom’s Friday night in.”
April 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Netflix had a row FULL of my favorite movies. I was so excited until I looked at the category. “Mom’s Friday night in.”
Is it just me or is Stanley Tucci hot in Easy A?
April 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Is it just me or is Stanley Tucci hot in Easy A?
What are you doing if we are about to get naughty and you take off my skirt and I have a 24601 tramp stamp?
April 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
What are you doing if we are about to get naughty and you take off my skirt and I have a 24601 tramp stamp?
My NB manager got in trouble to having a dangly earring and I’m just so sick of these boring old straight white men being in power!
April 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My NB manager got in trouble to having a dangly earring and I’m just so sick of these boring old straight white men being in power!