OddBaller
@xoddballerx.bsky.social
ChatGPT just hired me to increase AI psychosis
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
ChatGPT just hired me to increase AI psychosis
What if in Boruto they replaced the character Jura with Jerma
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
What if in Boruto they replaced the character Jura with Jerma
Wife left me and took the kids because I maxed out 3 credit cards on Clash of Clans. Very anti-fun and spiritually Israeli of her...
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Wife left me and took the kids because I maxed out 3 credit cards on Clash of Clans. Very anti-fun and spiritually Israeli of her...
Yeah I'm addicted to loser stuff like doom scrolling, weed, alcohol, sonic feet, but I'm ALSO addicted to WINNER stuff like gambling and listening to Fireflies by Owl City while creating cinematic adventures with my Sonic the Hedgehog figures (IT'S NOT PLAYING WITH TOYS)
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Yeah I'm addicted to loser stuff like doom scrolling, weed, alcohol, sonic feet, but I'm ALSO addicted to WINNER stuff like gambling and listening to Fireflies by Owl City while creating cinematic adventures with my Sonic the Hedgehog figures (IT'S NOT PLAYING WITH TOYS)
Putting the razorblades and fentanyl into the candy by hand sucks. They should just make Halloween candy that already got that shit inside it
October 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Putting the razorblades and fentanyl into the candy by hand sucks. They should just make Halloween candy that already got that shit inside it
Why they got a JOI machine at the gym???
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Why they got a JOI machine at the gym???
how are all my little pogchamps doing today?
October 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
how are all my little pogchamps doing today?
I got a weighted vest for cardio and it makes me look like one of those military larpers that's going to say the most racist shit in the world
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I got a weighted vest for cardio and it makes me look like one of those military larpers that's going to say the most racist shit in the world
Deadlock more like Fedlock. I only threaten to murder like 13 or 14 other players out of anger and then the feds show up to my house about it. Utter woke nonsense
October 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Deadlock more like Fedlock. I only threaten to murder like 13 or 14 other players out of anger and then the feds show up to my house about it. Utter woke nonsense
The Joker: "why so serious"
The Woker: "I'm bi curious"
The Woker: "I'm bi curious"
October 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The Joker: "why so serious"
The Woker: "I'm bi curious"
The Woker: "I'm bi curious"
Have any of those twitter porn reply bots said something like "I'm like Charlie Kirk too the way my neck game is viral!"
October 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Have any of those twitter porn reply bots said something like "I'm like Charlie Kirk too the way my neck game is viral!"
Whenever I need to blow off some steam I call ICE on myself and then blow their head smooth off when they break into my house masked with no warrant
September 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Whenever I need to blow off some steam I call ICE on myself and then blow their head smooth off when they break into my house masked with no warrant
Reddit, I sort of did a thing and murdered my whole family because they ate the last red velvet cupcake even though I CALLED DIBS on it. Am I the asshole here?
September 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Reddit, I sort of did a thing and murdered my whole family because they ate the last red velvet cupcake even though I CALLED DIBS on it. Am I the asshole here?
All the reporting about the shooter having a trans roommate and/or partner gives a subtle implication that trans people have mind control (how did they find out...)
September 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
All the reporting about the shooter having a trans roommate and/or partner gives a subtle implication that trans people have mind control (how did they find out...)
So would it be a good or bad time to launch as a soundcloud rapper called Charlie Perc?
September 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
So would it be a good or bad time to launch as a soundcloud rapper called Charlie Perc?
Just going to say that Megan Thee Stallion survived getting shot so I think I know who to stan...
September 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Just going to say that Megan Thee Stallion survived getting shot so I think I know who to stan...
Just learned that my cousin died yesterday. I didn't really know him at all so I'm a bit confused on how to feel. I was told he died in the line of duty but he was just a podcaster so now I'm even more confused. No way that shit is dangerous
September 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Just learned that my cousin died yesterday. I didn't really know him at all so I'm a bit confused on how to feel. I was told he died in the line of duty but he was just a podcaster so now I'm even more confused. No way that shit is dangerous
Why does everyone think he was shot? Maybe his neck just did that
September 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Why does everyone think he was shot? Maybe his neck just did that
Wasn't going to join the military but then I saw a Twitch ad so I just might...
September 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Wasn't going to join the military but then I saw a Twitch ad so I just might...
I got a job at Mar-a-Lago and they keep Barron in a cage and throw peanuts at him
September 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I got a job at Mar-a-Lago and they keep Barron in a cage and throw peanuts at him
It's called "going to the john" because in the 1600s there was a guy named John who was really into being a human toilet for the whole village
August 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It's called "going to the john" because in the 1600s there was a guy named John who was really into being a human toilet for the whole village
I cummed all over the labubu and it stopped smiling 😈->👿
August 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I cummed all over the labubu and it stopped smiling 😈->👿
Lately I've been thinking about getting into having delusions of grandeur. What does everyone think?
August 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Lately I've been thinking about getting into having delusions of grandeur. What does everyone think?
I don't fuck with squid games because I hate that asshole squidwart
August 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I don't fuck with squid games because I hate that asshole squidwart
I solved The Voynich Manuscript and it's just telling me over and over that I should kill myself and that nobody will believe me that I deciphered it
August 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I solved The Voynich Manuscript and it's just telling me over and over that I should kill myself and that nobody will believe me that I deciphered it